1. The Outfit.
I made sure to wear an outfit that had suitable pockets, for obvious reasons.
Pocket Edward bid farewell to good old Arizona before we embarked on our Adventure to Cali...
Pocket Edward bid farewell to good old Arizona before we embarked on our Adventure to Cali...
2. Safety First.
Yes, I know he is plastic.
Quiet, you!
3. Scenic Views.
Pocket Edward enjoyed the views of Bella's home state.
However, he was quite disturbed to hear that normal Arizonans don't carry around pet cactus in a little terra-cotta pot for kicks and giggles, like his home-girl Bella did in the movie.
4. Cabin Fever.
Pocket Edward couldn't contain his excitement anymore.
The anticipation gave him a brain fart...
obviously...
Pocket Edward couldn't contain his excitement anymore.
The anticipation gave him a brain fart...
obviously...
5. The Run.
To release the brain fart of excitement, I threw him out the window so
that he could take a jog next to my car window.
Apparently he can run just as fast as Book Edward!
6. Lunch Time.
Pocket Edward is such a doll. (bahaha)
He made me a sandwich.
Then rubbed my feet.
And tucked me in for a nap.
I don't care if his efforts were entirely to make my husband jealous.
Because my husband would never admit to being jealous of a 5 inch plastic thing.
7. Bonding Time.
When we got to the hotel, my husband decided to watch LOST.
Since Ted gets "in the zone" when he watches, he didn't notice Wee Edward snuggle up to him.
Awww....how cute.
Ted made a little friend...Isn't that Pwehsssshious?
Suckah! (heehee)
8. Disneyland!
Pocket Edward ducked his head a bit because he was afraid of the paparazzi...
See, one of them even posed with him.
What an epic picture.
Hi mom! Your big poofy hair is famous!
PS...the brunette standing next to Pocket Edward looks like she about peed her pants.
I would....not.
9. Aint no thang.Unfortunately he didn't have
Pocket Edward is too cool for that.
10. Wee Tippy Toes.
The men-folk in my family proclaimed Edward a "major pansy" after we found him standing on his tippy toes in hopes of retrieving the sword in the stone.
Pocket Edward, silence them.
And then never stand on your tippy toes again.
kthanxbai.
11. "You saved our lives...we are eternally grateful!"
Edward is NOT amused.
12. Snack Time.
After watching me gnaw on churros all day, Edward got a bit hungry...
"Here, ducky ducky ducky...."
Attack!
OM NOM NOM NOM!
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49 awesomespice comments:
So, what does your sweet husband think about Pocket Edward?
Darn! So close to #1!
Ol' well. So, your boobs look freakin' (sorry mom) huge in the first pic, and your waist looks tiny....srsly. Haut! Ted must LOVE being seen with you.
And #9 photo....very well done!
Here's the way that I see it... If Ted's going to leave you at night for his Sci Fi novels then he shouldn't take it so personal when Pocket Edward gets all the attention!
Yay! More Pocket Edward!
I love Pocket Edward, and I'm so glad he got a vacay. He's been working pretty hard these days, what with those enchiladas and all.
The seat belt! The sandwich! The paparazzi! How can I EVER choose my favorite shot? :)
SoOOo funny! :D
You are freakin hilarious Lauren! I love this!
first off - HOLLER! i totally noticed that your collar was popped in the first picture. what a way to get into Edward Cullen style! ;) also, your waistcoat (remember that word?) is simply marvellous, and i want it. that's all on that front.
otherwiiiise... i told you already that i am jealous that you went to Disneyland. i will tell you again. IAMJEALOUSTHATYOUWENTTODISNEYLAND!! i hope your Mom Face had the best time, though :) and road on... erm... what was the ride called again? with the donkeys? tee hee :)
oh, and way to go, Pocket Edward... tippy toes had sneaky bonding time with T-to-the-ed had me in laughter fits for a while.
:)
*snort* I laughed throughout that whole post!!! I love Pocket Edward!!! He's such a gentleman!
This post was just like Twilight - even better the second time!!
So Pocket Edward and duck blood... hmmm.
I have to say my favorite is the seatbelt shot. My second would have to be Edward on his tippy toes trying to pull out the sword ; )
Loved these - did the rest of the family have fun!?
"Pocket Edward enjoying the view of Bella's Home state.." Hilarious!
I seriously love every shot!!
Are you guys watching current Lost? I spyed Sawyer on the TV! My hubby and I watch Lost together also.. It's soo good right now!
Love-love-love these Adventures of Edward posts!!
That is awesome! Looks like he had a blast with you guys!
That is awesome! Looks like he had a blast with you guys!
Oh how I love pocked Edward posts! They always cheer up my day and make me very, very happy. I can't believe he made it to Disneyland! I wanna go...waaah! Looks like lots of fun!
P.S. Happy b-day Momma Face!
I'm still stuck on the pic of him buckled in the seatbelt. The seat is so clean. I have never seen such clean carseats...
I wish I was small enough to fit in your pocket and go to Disneyland with you! Im so jealous of pocket edward. So jealous.
Way funny I liked how he got in his bonding time with Ted!! HAHA
Way funny I liked how he got in his bonding time with Ted!! HAHA
hahahah! I loved this! I am also jealous pocket Edward got to go to Disney land in the pocket of your freakin cute vest. I'm glad he was not kidnapped & held for ransom due to his famousness. Is that a word? oh well.
My favorite is of Edward's "lunch". Lucky ducks :)
You crack me up!
So I am just curious which "attraction" is Pocket Edwards favorite? Does he like the Tower of Terror or is he more of a Pirate man????
I need to hook Edwardo up with a Barbie. Nice red head model. He'll forget all about that other chick.
I guess I should tell you that I have read your blog a few times and had a good laugh. You actually know my sis in law Melissa Lindblom. I found it very funny as I was in line at Disneyland and saw you and your family and knew I had seen you before but it took a few minutes to realize how I recognized you. Gotta love the blogging world!
The adventures of Pocket Edward never fail to brighten my day! Thanks Lauren!
Love, love, love the adventures of Pocket Edward! Too funny!
BTW- saw your buttons on LeeLouBlogs! :D Coolio.
so funny!
i'm pretty sure you need to have a book made of the pocket edward stories :)
Very cute! Thanks for the laughs, Lauren :)
I am so jealous you went to Disneyland!! and I love Jack from Lost and Sawyer bc thats who my husband is and I am Kate :)
I hope you have as much fun at Disneyland as pocket Edward! And thank you so much for your sweet comment on my last post! You are one of the sweetest girls I have never met! But I do hope to meet you someday :)
im suprised no one saw him and fainted, i mean he was sparkling was he not??
I doubt Pocket Edward will need to read the Owner's Manual in order to put on his seat belt (or does he?).
I am so jealous of Pocket Edward. I wish I was there.
you know, i think if i ever go to disney land i should take a little doll friend with me... it just may make it worth while.
hm.
nah. i will just take Jeff and the baby.
*sigh* i want to go on a trip SO BAD!
look like you and Tedward had a faaabulous time. The two of them together... priceless.
I just found your blog - I am old - I needed a good laugh - and you are a very talented writer. Keep it up! It will take you places..
You're turning me into a Twilight fan in the weirdest way possible.
Look slike you and Ted (and Edward) had an awesome time!!!
I saw Robert Pattinson behind...someone... at the oscars and immediately thought of you. haha!
So Great! It looks like you had a blast! I love how Edward just wants so lovin from Ted, he has to secretly sneak to watch a show with him! Tell Ted to take him out and tell him how wonderful you are! :)
O.M.GEEEEEE
I freaking LOVE your life!!!!!!
Oh em gee. You make me laugh. A lot. I feel that we would be great friends in real life. lol
heeehee. i love the pocket edward posts. so hilarious. and i love how ted had bonding time with pocket edward and didn't even know it!
LAUREN!!!!
:( THis is me :(
This is me very very sad because I didn't read this jewel of a post because your feed is broke on my thing!
No Fair! WAAA!.
7. Bonding Time was was favoritest feature.
:D
You crack me up! Your blog is so effing hilarious.
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