Did you know that craziness FOLLOW me? Something crazy happens to me AT LEAST once a day. I am not complaining...I love it, but srsly. Why me? Does God send me crazies as a blessing so that I have blog material? I like to think so. Check it...
1. So, Ted plays this online game called "Arcanist". He is obsessed. I don't get it. However, I am obsessed with Edward, so I keep my mouth shut. Anyway, on this little nerd-game, you can chat with other nerds as you battle each other in some sort of battle...or is it a battle? I dunno. I don't get it, so stop asking. kthanxbye. Anyway, I looked over Ted's shoulder the other night, to see the ridiculous things the other 30-year-old-men-that-live-in-their-mother's-basements had to say. Ohhh gee. Come to find out, there is a FEMALE who plays the game, who goes by the name of "EVILSUGAR". Umm....creepy mc-creepster. It get's better. She asked about me on the chat thing! She asked where I was. Umm, I hope no one by the name of EvilSugar EVER asks about me again, let alone where I am. Want to know why? I am willing to bet my Pocket Edward on the fact that EvilSugar is a 50 year old man.
2. As I was driving to work, the truck in front of me STOPPED in the middle of the road. A man GOT OUT of the driver's seat...WALKED TO another lane, PICKED UP a grimy tshirt. INSPECTED IT, then decided he wanted it. PUT IT IN HIS TOOL BOX, got back in the car, and then drove on. I was too pissed at the time to appreciate how awesome that was. Dude just wanted that sicknast shirt. Ten bucks he is the true identity of EvilSugar.
3. Ted and I love a specific bread that is "carried" at Fry's. I put "carried" in quotes for good reason. Let me explain. One very intelligent evening, I had the bright idea to send TED to the grocery store while I sat and did nothing. It was marvelous. Anyway, he came home with this amazing organic 9 grain bread. We were in love. With each other (obviously)...but also the bread. The next time I went grocery shopping (alone) I looked for the bread for 15 minutes! I couldn't find it. Distraught, I settled for crappy Orrowheat (I kid...Orrowheat costs an arm and foot!) I asked Ted where he found the bread, and he said he found it sitting by itself in the canned food section...NOT in the bread section. Well, for the next 5 shopping trips we couldn't find it. Then, on the sixth trip, we found it in the dairy section! What the?! Then, went another 4 trips without finding it. Well, on Monday night, as we pulled into Fry's I exclaimed, "I HOPE WE FIND THE MAGIC BREAD!" And Ted said, "Ooooo Me too!!". Then I said, "I will say a prayer and Jesus will make it magically appear, since it is magic bread, after all!" And Ted said, "Good idea!" After the deed was done, we searched high and low, and found the bread hiding on a random shelf! Ted was so happy he YELLED "WE FOUND THE MAGIC BREAD!" I would have been slightly embarrassed, but I was too busy being in Magic Bread ecstasy to care about the insanity level of my Tedward. So, the moral of the story is...not only is Jesus awesome, the bread is (1) TRULY magical and (2) Not really carried by Fry's. I am sure it just appears to reward us when we are awesome. Like when I write a good blog post.
Ah dang! I won't find the magic bread just because this post was lamespice....
(be expecting and Adventure of Pocket Edward TOMORROW!)
3.11.2009
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Labels: Adventures of Ted and Lauren, i am a crazy
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49 awesomespice comments:
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Urrrrggggh!! Stacey!! ;)
I love the guy picking up the T-shirt. That's something I've always wondered about whenever I see a stray shoe or sweatshirt on the freeway... "Who's going to pick that up?"
hey thrid..i'm making my way up the comment spectrum...anyways..did you know you can freeze bread..sounds weird right..i know but you can and then when you want it you just take it out and defrost it..so the next time you see the magic bread you should by like 10 loaves and then freeze them..magic bread all the time :)
EvilSugar is probably a creepy Pocket Edward fan who is trying to get to you through Ted.
I have no words for the dude in the truck. Oh wait,yes I do. EWWWW!
Yay for finding the magic bread! I'm glad your prayers were answered. ;)
Don't be hatin' Millie. :D
Millie - I have wondered the same thing as in, "Hmm...I wonder who will move that out of the way?" Not, "Hmm...I wonder who will pick up that grimy thing and wear it. Can't go to waste!" The man was a crazyhead.
Beezy - I can't freeze the bread, because we only find ONE magice loaf at a time! Sad day!
"Magice" being Italian for "Magic"...of course.
Of course.
haha! lauren you crack me up your blog is perfect!!!
EVILSUGAR sounds totally creepy..
Magic bread sounds delish.
Of course! :)
Does Ted feel sad that people only play with him to get to you? Poor guy.
You are so totally righteous for you bread to be prayerfully found, that's why I stick by you & your blessed awesomeness!
"However, I am obsessed with Edward"
amaziness.
this post was NOT lame-spice.
it was awesome-spice (which is, coincidentally, actually the name of a spice in my spice rack)*
*this is not true, this is a made-up lie to put a smile on your face
Maybe Evilsugar is in charge of stocking the magic bread.
Tell Ted to be nicer to her next time. Oh, and to put the bread near the front of the store.
I love that Ted shouted "WE FOUND THE MAGIC BREAD!" That just made my day. =)
That magic bread is God's version of manna for you and Ted.
Srsly. You are totally an Israelite. Or, like, Mrs. Moses.
oh man I loved this post about the magic bread. That is so funny it appears in random places. It's fate. You & the magic bread!!
Oh man! I hope you find more magic bread of deliciousness and can actually figure out if Fry's does or does not carry it for reals!
Can't wait for more P.E. adventures tomorrow! :)
Ms. Evilsugar could be from Missouri. Not to be dissin on some of my fellow statesmen and women, but there are some crazies living here. I have found a bread that I love too, but it must be everyone else's fav too because I rarely find it in stock. I think Magic Bread really is your reward for being like super cool!
oooh, oooh, i wants me some pane magico! (the for reals "magic bread" in Italian.. that i looked up just to be spiteful. jokes, i have a little Italian translator box up on my computer that i use all the time. it's the awesomest. so i checked what magic bread was. don't hate me. have i mentioned that i have always wanted to be Italian? The End.)
oh EvilSugar. you know, that could almost be LameSpice! since, erm, evil equals lame and sugar and spice go together in weird nursery rhymes. i don't know what my point was, but yeeeahh.
i just will not comment on the man on the freeway... NO, i will NOT! *struggles to go to next paragraph*
so if the magic bread is not actually carried by Fry's, do you have to pay for it? since Jesus sent it to you and stuff :)
oh, and *highfive* for guessing Sinderella right!! you're the bomb-Diggory.
oh, is there any way you'll make a little button for your Busy Bee Blog soon? i want to put it on my profile with my Lauren's Bite Button :) loves!
My first thought was how does EVILSUGAR even know you exist?
Creepy!
The magic bread - that is too funny! I think I would be a little suspicious of the bread if you find it in random places in the store (random canned food section??) - Glad you're still alive!
EvilSugar sounds just a tad creepy.
The shirt--well, one man's garbage is another man's treasure ; )
Good luck with the magic bread.
There was nothing about this post that was lamespice. It could be my favorite post ever!!!!
You always make me laugh.
Hi. I've decided to come out of hiding. No, I'm not gay. I think you are funny! And I say "sicknast" pretty much all the time for as long as I can remember. We're awesome like that. So pretty much I'm going to stalk your blog now because it makes me laugh, and I decided that you're allowed to know so we can "giggle and laugh via internet." Let me know what you think. Peace Out.
Maybe EVILSUGAR is a blogstalker and is using Ted to get to you. He/she saw Ted and thought 'Maybe this is the Ted from Busy Bee Lauren! I should ask him where she is so I can know and be creepy' And I know about the bread thing I am so picky about my bread but I can always find my kind and it's 12grain
Are you not concerned that you only randomly find the bread, always in a different location and it is the only loaf remaining? This sounds like a conspiracy to me. And the fact that you believe the bread is magical – I think there is someone or something behind this bread, it’s just not normal…
The bread thing creeps me out. The dairy section? There is no good excuse for having bread in the dairy section. Maybe a worker at Fry's gets bored and hides the best bread around the store just so they can watch people try to find it. Next time you go on the hunt for the magical bread, look around and see if any creepy Fry's employee is laughing their face off at you
What if Evilsugar is just some chick that wants to move in on your man, so she was asking if you were around or not?
Magic bread! I hope you continue to be rewarded for moments of awesomeness with magic bread whenever you need it!
Kristin - You musn't be scared of the MAGIC BREAD! Magic Bread belongs in the same category as Santa Claus and Edward Cullen. They all bring happiness to the lives of others!
Heffalump - That's what I think. I think EvilSugar is a homewrecker! I told Ted to stay away. He said she tells the guys on there that she is "really hott"...with 2 T'S! The nerve...
Now I want some magic bread. Thanks.
The man and the shirt? What if he HAD to get it because it had some sort of evidence on it?? Who puts it in their tool box?
Def. Hiding something..
EvilSugar.. Um I would be worried. I know of a few girls that play World of Warcraft stuff and they are on there to "get around" if you know what I mean. They like the married guys.
I don't like those on-line games..
Sorry- I'll probably get stoned for saying it.. but it's true!
I dunno..."EvilSugar" sounds like a jealous chic that struggles with being horizontally challenged ;) If Like she loves the stuff, but it is oh-so-evil. So she lashes out...and then tries to get poor Tedward to announce that you are nowhere near the gaming area so she can seduce him with her stash of sugar...
Evilsugar sounds like a homewrecker to me. How strange to be asking where you are.
Lucky you aren't the jealous type and that Ted is such a sweetie and you really are so 'hott' that he wouldn't even consider that might be her agenda.
Magic bread. That reminds me that I should have already put some bread on to bake for lunch, instead of reading blogs.... Looks like its off to the bakery for me today.
I'm hoping shirt-guy just wanted it for a stinky rag.
oh and Lauren if you want to play the letter game I will assign you the letter "T".
My friends and I were behind a truck that decided to just STOP in the middle of the road to inspect a chair on the side of the road. My friends and I were split between two cars. The first friend car swerved off into a ditch and the car I was in swerved into on coming traffic. NOT FUN.
I bet you it was the same guy/EvilSugar
EvilSugar is going to hell.
1. What?...did this 'EvilSugar' know your name? Anyone that calls them self 'EvilSugar is disturbed and hella creepy.
2. At least he didn't sniff it...ewww!
3. The bread is truly magical. If it was only to award your awesomeness, then magic bread would be falling out of the sky.
=]
Crazieness most certainly does follow you! Hahaha I am laughing so hard about Evil Sugar actually being a 50 year old Man, to funny!
mm i love whole grain bread. right now i'm an orowheat Health Nut lover. Let us all in on what the brand is of the magic bread!
I'm too lazy to read through all of your comments so I don't know if someone has already suggested this... Next time you find the magic bread go ask someone who works there where they keep it so you can find it! (Unless, of course, you want it to be all magical and elusive!)
That bread gives me the heebie jeebies. I bet it was baked by your arch nemesis, Evil Sugar.
wow, evilsugar huh? She sounds pretty vicious, if I was you I would avoid making her mad. And that bread business is wild, but I believe you I think it is indeed magical.
So THAT'S what happened to my shirt.
Im lying here in a hospital bed trying my best not to let my stitches pop out from the laughter! Oh my goodness Lauren, you are funny and just so cute.
44th!! Yesssssssssssss.
Um, so is the bread kinda like manna??
I don't like chicks on computers talking to our men. Seriously. I have major issues.
I hope Evilsugar likes her/his new shirt.
Did you ever think that Evilsugar puts the bread so that she can track you down? What if it's poisoned? Organic 9 my foot! (haha Just kiddin)
That is crazy about the bread. How annoying. Maybe you should ask someone why it is not aways in the same place. What is with that?
Whoa, I just can't believe that about the bread! That really is Magic Bread!
You keep me so entertained with all your fun posts :)
oh pocket edward...i bet he's even cooler in person!! love it. you make me laugh. and i love ya!
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