I feel like playing a game.
I like games.
For those that have been here a while,
you might remember the time I asked you to comment anonymously,
and say something about yourself or give a clue,
as to who you were.
And I guessed to see if I knew who you were.
It was super fun.
And I think I was pretty good at it.
We are going to play again...
HOWEVER!
If you have NEVER commented before,
DON'T comment anonymously, but comment regularly and introduce yourself :)
I like new friends. I am nice. I don't bite. Ask anyone, they will tell ya.
So, old friends...comment anonymously, I will guess who you are!
New friends, COME OUT, COME OUT...WHEREVER YOU ARE! :)
*something you might not know about me*
1. i hate velcro.
217 awesomespice comments:
I found your blog through a friend and I enjoy it. So I visit once in awhile to see what other funny things you have written about. I never comment because I don't know you (even though I bet we would be friends, if I did know you) but I will do it for a fun prize!:) PS - can't believe I am first because you always have a bazillion comments!
Hi Debbie! Never be afraid to comment. Most people that comment around here, I have never met. I love everyone!
I just dyed my hair.
Hey Camille...how is it going? :)
But then again...it could be JAYCI...hmm. I will settle with Camille.
I am getting a Camille vibe.
I don't think I've commented before but will now :)
Love reading your blog, you are the funniest!
Oh, I don't have a blog..
An Alabama Grandmother
Lauren!! Hey I totally remember you and that oh so embarrassing youtube project haha! Your blog is fantastic and so funny! Oh and I am so happy for you and Ted, I remember that one day we were talking about our missionaries in the library and I'm glad SOMEONE got to marry theirs ; ) that's ok though I just got engaged on Sat!! ( blog update to come) Thanks for commenting!
Oh oh I wanna play, even though I'm relatively new, I'm still in love with your awesome blogs & do LOoOoOVE to comment.
Um... I miss Mesa like crazy!
Well hello Alabama Grandmother! You have actually commented before, and I was saddened to see that you didn't have a blog. But you are awesome because you think I am funny. Yay!
Danielle - YOU ARE ENGAGED! Yay! That is so exciting! I will want the details ASAP!
Shayla - is that you? Weren't you from Mesa?!
Wow you are good! I am so impressed... yup, officially fan for life!
*ooo* a game... how delightful.
lets see... a clue?
i first fell in love with your blog when reading about your honeymoon night... i have been addicted ever since.
Ah dang nabbit...I think I have been stumped.
I think you are Holly.
Am I right?
I started reading your blog after my SIL, Heather (in WA), raved about you on her blog. I drop by when I need a good pick me up. Thanks for making me laugh. The pocket Edward adventures make me laugh every time!
Welcome Kristen! I am glad Pocket Edward has entered your life, and left a happy imprint :)
Yay for games...
I hate high school and never want to return... but love the AWESOME friends that I met my senior year!
Well hello my friend, I think you are either Brea or Emily.
I am going to go with Emily :) CeLj!
I fart a lot.
Hi Mom.
Hmmm, something you might not know about me...
I don't like monkeys.
I think this is a trick. I bet you are Klin.
Hi Lauren! I first heard about your blog through the twilight lexicon site and I have been reading it ever since. You seem like a really nice person and someone that I could really get along with!
Hi Jess! You are sweet! We can be friends via the internets :)
I've only commented once. So you don't know much of anything about me. Hmmmm...I sounded like a granny on my first blog post, but I'm really not. And I had some freaking sweet enchiladas tonight.
you were right!! it WAS me! :) and thought of all these great clues after i gave you that one... way to go! :)
I have been to Disneyland about 25 times.
I have only posted a few comments,and probably your only CA blog follower??..maybe?
I may like to wear blankets with sleeves.
I wonder if I've commented enough times for you to guess...
I have driven across country twice, once coming within 10 feet of accidentally driving my car into the Mississippi River.
I am probably the youngest bloggy friend you have! GUESS THIS ONE! hahaha this game is fun. I can't wait to see if you can guess who I am.
Ooo, this is fun. Let's see. I first found you through Lauren's Bite, then found you here and on Facebook. Oh, and I just found your beloved salad in the largest of the 48 contiguous states (and it was delicious)!
I was staring at you at peter pan
Hello darling. I believe you have commented on almost every post of mine and I have never commented on your blog, although I totally love it! So thanks for all the blog lovin! Hope you guys are doing great!
I don't comment often enough for you to know me, but I did wish your mum a happy birthday as requested.
nope not Emily! guess again....
I hate high school and never want to return... but love the AWESOME friends that I met my senior year!
Hello it's Jade. I don't comment regularly but I do read. I'll make an effort to comment more. And your blog saves me from boredom at work. just so's you know
oooh . . . a game! Let's see . . . I know your mom would get this, but I'm not sure if you will . . .
Your brother Ty served in my ward.
So who am I Lauren? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I am graduating from college in three years. And I'm having a BABY!
Okay, that was lamely easy.
I picked my blog name because it was close to my real first name and also similar to some nicknames I had as a child.
I love cooking.
I am willing to give you another clue if you don't get this right.
I live less than or a block away from ted's parents house. I went to westwood
Hey Lauren, I commented once a long long time ago, so I am introducing myself anyways :)
I am addicted to your blog and enjoy reading it :) You are one of the main reasons I got hooked on Twilight...I'm late in reading it, I know...but I am glad I did!
I am a Disney Freak, I love the Tower of Terror, I wear big wax lips on special occasions I am a grown up who thinks she is a kid!
It's been a little while, so i won't ba anonymous this time. But I will tell you something about myself. My glasses growing up were huge, covered half of my face, and I'm far sighted (magnification anybody?). And I have large eyes. Very big. Well. Let's just say I looked like a little bug, praying mantis style. To some people, like my aunties, it's a cute thing. To others, like myself, it's something that won't be repeated. :)
hmm....
sometimes when i laugh really hard i snort.
you'll never guess who i am... muahahaha...
I have only commented once, so I won't be anonymous. But I am a vigilant Lurker. You are so FUNNY! My husband went to Westwood, and grew up in Mesa, like twenty years ago. He was in the marching band, and swears he still bleeds orange.You are a breath of fresh air dearie - and gourgeous to boot! Your hubby looks familiar to my husband so I am sure his family knows his or something. Small world. Who knows?
Last summer I met a fellow blogger at a waterslide park, and accidentally introduced myself by my blog name. "Hi! I'm _______!"
She was like, "Hi, I'm Anne." (you know...her REAL name)
I. felt. stupid.
Don't be fooled. I heard that Lauren DOES bite! In fact, it's the title of one of her blogs.
Something you don't know about me. Well, there's actually LOTS you don't know about me. But one interesting tidbit is:
I have a Tattoo!
I like to play with toys.
I have been to Disneyland 4 times with my children.
I can talk cars. Old cars.
Who Am I?
I've only commented on your blog one other time so i decided that wouldn't be fair to comment anonymously but i love your blog your hilarious!! keep on bloggin so i can keep on reading!! and i'll promise to do better about commenting!!!!
Oh you guessed me earlier, but sadly it wasn't me that said what you guessed I did.
I don't like masks. At all. Or crawling.
A game?
ooooh, fun.
So, I haven't played this before on your blog, or anyone's blog.
I think that old ladies can be the meanest, grouchiest, whiniest people on earth. Other old ladies can be the sweetest people ever. That's my theory.
Is that a lame spice clue?
I came to your wedding reception. I live relatively close. Your mom took a picture of me.
Hi I lived in Florida over the Summer, I love Twilight, but I am a huge Jake lover.
I've only commented once. So you don't know much of anything about me. Hmmmm...I sounded like a granny on my first blog post, but I'm really not. And I had some freaking sweet enchiladas tonight.
Gah. Sadly, I have no idea. But I must ask, were they my recipe for enchiladas?
I have been to Disneyland about 25 times.
Elise C., is that you? You are the only person that rivals my love for Disneyland.
I have only posted a few comments,and probably your only CA blog follower??..maybe?
Claudette, with the beautiful profile pic :)
I may like to wear blankets with sleeves.
Kristina, you and your Snuggie are epic.
I wonder if I've commented enough times for you to guess...
I have driven across country twice, once coming within 10 feet of accidentally driving my car into the Mississippi River.
Hmm, that may have been the craziest little fact I have ever read. I will guess Yvonne, since she has been everywhere!
I am probably the youngest bloggy friend you have! GUESS THIS ONE! hahaha this game is fun. I can't wait to see if you can guess who I am.
Are you Claire? Because I just found out that Claire, my 10 year old sister-in-law, reads my blog. But, I don't think that she would know to say bloggy...so I will go with Sunbum! Final Answer!
Ooo, this is fun. Let's see. I first found you through Lauren's Bite, then found you here and on Facebook. Oh, and I just found your beloved salad in the largest of the 48 contiguous states (and it was delicious)!
HI Jennifer! Can I just say I am so happy we are friends? Yay!
I was staring at you at peter pan
Haha! That sounds really creepy, however, I know who you are now, so not creepy at all. Hi, Jodee!
nope not Emily! guess again....
I hate high school and never want to return... but love the AWESOME friends that I met my senior year!
Gah! I was thinking it was you! Hi, Brea!
oooh . . . a game! Let's see . . . I know your mom would get this, but I'm not sure if you will . . .
Your brother Ty served in my ward.
Oh no! My mom told me about this, but didn't tell me who it actually was. All I know is that you don't remember Ty haha! Sorry, I don't know!
So who am I Lauren? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Is that you, Carrot?
I am graduating from college in three years. And I'm having a BABY!
Okay, that was lamely easy.
Actually, that was really NOT lame...since everyone and their dog is pregnant. Hmm...I will guess, Lindsay. But, I don't think she is enrolled in school. And Emily is closer to being done with school than that, Hmm...Lindsay?
Hi I lived in Florida over the Summer, I love Twilight, but I am a huge Jake lover.
Hello, Jake-loving-Emily! All I have to say is, watch out for my friend Tori...Jacob is sort of hers haha!
I picked my blog name because it was close to my real first name and also similar to some nicknames I had as a child.
I love cooking.
I am willing to give you another clue if you don't get this right.
Is it Klin? I might need that extra clue...I am so lame.
I live less than or a block away from ted's parents house. I went to westwood.
Hi, Ali! How are you today?
Kate - Yay! You are reading Twilight! Tell me how it is!
I am a Disney Freak, I love the Tower of Terror, I wear big wax lips on special occasions I am a grown up who thinks she is a kid!
Mom, is that you again?
Tay - I loved that random fact!
hmm....
sometimes when i laugh really hard i snort.
you'll never guess who i am... muahahaha...
No, I won't guess...will you give me a hint. Are you, Shelby?
Shantel - Ooo! We might know each other, how cool!
Last summer I met a fellow blogger at a waterslide park, and accidentally introduced myself by my blog name. "Hi! I'm _______!"
She was like, "Hi, I'm Anne." (you know...her REAL name)
I. felt. stupid.
Is that Elastic? No Cool? Carrot? OK...I am being a coward, and naming people with fake blogging names. Can I have another clue?
Don't be fooled. I heard that Lauren DOES bite! In fact, it's the title of one of her blogs.
Something you don't know about me. Well, there's actually LOTS you don't know about me. But one interesting tidbit is:
I have a Tattoo!
Ana, is that you?! What is your tattoo of?
I like to play with toys.
I have been to Disneyland 4 times with my children.
I can talk cars. Old cars.
Who Am I?
You sound neato, unfortunately, I need another clue, because I am lame.
HI Beezy! I love your comments...you are a cutie!
Oh you guessed me earlier, but sadly it wasn't me that said what you guessed I did.
Are you Camille?
Hi! Your blog cracks me up! Your Twilight references rock!
I haven't commented enough to be "anon" otherwise I would!
I don't like masks. At all. Or crawling.
Tori? My older, pretend, sister?
A game?
ooooh, fun.
So, I haven't played this before on your blog, or anyone's blog.
I think that old ladies can be the meanest, grouchiest, whiniest people on earth. Other old ladies can be the sweetest people ever. That's my theory.
Is that a lame spice clue?
I have read that on a blog before, somewhere...it is now hard to pinpoint where I read it. Is this Melissa, my twin?
I came to your wedding reception. I live relatively close. Your mom took a picture of me.
Nik! Is that you!? I need you to send me an invite to your blog. I want to read!
I'm crushing on a marine ;) good luck
Ah goodness. Did I know this?
Yea, you were right! I guess I made it kinda easy. And Lauren, I'm so glad we are friends too - you make me smile!
I'm not going to post anonymous because I'm such a newbie to your super-duper blog. It's always entertaining when I stop by...here OR on Lauren's Bite. Maybe when you're ready to play this game again we'll be better acquainted :)
Hi Lauren! It's me who doesn't remember Ty serving in our ward . . . funny that my husband does though . . . oh well . . . proves that I'm lame spice and he's not! :)
I think I'm going to start signing my comments CanadianKate or something since we have another Kate commenting! :)
Haha! The enchilada one was me and I've only posted once here and a few times on Lauren's Bite. :)
Sorry, and yes, it was your enchilada recipe and it was AMAZING! Thanks!
i havent commented very much lately so i bet you forgot alll about little ole' ME...
hint: i teach preschool kids
We are twinners in lots of ways-- but I don't like the Cheesecake factory food (other than their yummy cheesecake )and I don't like to decorate with black...
I like to play with toys.
I have been to Disneyland 4 times with my children.
I can talk cars. Old cars.
Who Am I?
You sound neato, unfortunately, I need another clue, because I am lame.
Oh you guessed me earlier, but sadly it wasn't me that said what you guessed I did.
I came to your wedding and your mom took a picture of me, too. I live close enough to have made it. Do you remember how I got there?
Um... a clue? I never win your stinkin' games or contests, but I'm close!!
clue #1:I've only commented twice.
clue #2: I like pancakes but not pancake butts.
clue #3: I must be an oldy at heart because I'm already dehydratin fruit at the ripe age of 24. Apricat funrolls ahoy!
Ok, way too many clues....
I live less than or a block away from ted's parents house and i went to westwood was me, sorry!
Hey. Just thought I'd tell you I love your blog. I've never commented before, but my friend introduced me to it and I love reading it. Kudos for being awesome and such!
Ive commented plenty of times and I think I might also rival your love for disneyland. But.. something you might not know about me is I can like my elbow.
Oh man. It actually was me. I guess I was unclear. I meant I would be graduating from college in a total of three years. And yes, EVERYONE is pregnant. Are you? If not, you should be. It's the cool thing to do.
I've only left a few comments, but i can't resist a game, so i'm going to give you a go!
Hint #1. I am from Australia.
Hint #2. I started reading Twilight because you talked about it so much. I became so obsessed I read all 4 books in a week, and now I can't stop thinking about it! I've started reading Lauren's Bite and I check out your Twilight page on FB.
I am probably the youngest bloggy friend you have! GUESS THIS ONE! hahaha this game is fun. I can't wait to see if you can guess who I am.
Are you Claire? Because I just found out that Claire, my 10 year old sister-in-law, reads my blog. But, I don't think that she would know to say bloggy...so I will go with Sunbum! Final Answer
SOOOO SAD that you didn't guess right. oh my goodness gracious. I guess Im not the youngest.
You will get it this time...
I naired my armpit!
This is my first comment here. I love your blog, it brightens my day whenever I read it. You are hilarious.
Something about me... I live in Mesa, and after seeing pocket edward on your blog I wanted to see the movie twilight. I loved it! Can't wait to read the books.
That is funny that you guessed your mom for me because we have a lot in common.
I am Disneyland, Tower, Wax Lips, Big Kid but I am Brittanys mom.
Will you get it this time??
1. I can't do snag nails (oo! just got goosebumps)
2. Steak is my favorite food (specifically filet mignon)
3. I don't watch the Bachelor, and after hearing about what happened last night, I'm so glad!
4. Ice water rocks! even when it's ice water outside. clue: icebergs!
5. I think you should read The Tea Rose. Not G or even PG-13 rated, but I think you'd love it. Sort of along the lines of what you mentioned about Atonement.
6. ta-ra!
well i met you a couple weeks ago, so its only fair not to be anonymous! but your blog is freakin adorable..i love it! ps remember when i went to your bday dinner and that was also the very fist time we met?! oh the memories! hahaha!
I've broken my wrists a total of 7 times!
This might sound ridiculous but how do you comment anonymously?????
I don't think that I've commented enough for you to guess who I might be...so I'll make another confession. And this one might inspire you to block me from your blog forever....
I've NEVER read any of the Twilight books.
I know, I know. *hangs head in shame*
I am a habitual sign-reader. If I pass one, I WILL read it. Sometimes dangerous in traffic...
To comment anonymously change your identity below the comment box. There should be a header "Choose an identity" Your Google/Blogger account will automatically be selected, but you can change it to anonymous.
I don't believe you know me well enough for me to comment anonymously so I'm going to give you random facts for future games.
1. I'm a born and bred New Yorker but I live in coal country Pennsylvania and I hate it.
2. I get ridiculously happy when I go to the beach and body surf for the entire day.
3. I got a new job at a gas station to replace the job I lost due to the book store closing.
4. There is currently three inches of snow on the ground outside my house and I hate it. I want spring very badly. I'm excited because it's supposed to be in the 40s for the rest of the week and that's considered 'warm' for here in winter.
Hi Lauren. I have been reading Lauren's Bite for quite awhile now. I'm also in your facebook group for it. And I've been secretly reading this blog for a little bit too, but I've never commented because I dont actually know you. But I'm commenting now! I know you must be super excited. I would be..haha.
I'm from Kansas btw, in case you were wondering, and we share the same religion and your husband looks like my husbands best friend...it's crazy.
I hate spiders. A lot. Oh, and I think I love Movie-Jasper more than Movie-Edward. That is all.
Hmmm... lets see....
We've not met (yet).
We've been bloggy friends forever! Well not technically forever, but for a long time!
Anyway, who am I?
I used to babysit Yoda.
I'm being a meanie and not playing the game b/c i'm stressed at work and don't have something to come up with.... but i did want to comment and say i LOVE LOVE the new layout and colors and prettiness !
XO
oh YEAH! i gave myself away last time, and i'll probably do it again this time.
1* i told you to run and hide the other day.
2* i dyed my hair blue on the 31st of December.
3* i am possibly the farthest-away bloggy friend you have!! :) unless you have a bloggy friend in outer Mongolia... do you have a bloggy friend in outer Mongolia, Lar? anyone from outer Mongolia here?
4* you dreamed about me.
5* i thought i was your youngest reader. how old is Sunbum??!
hey, now that you know who i am, i want to tell you that ICUTMYHAIR,IAMSOEXCITED!!!! photos to come :)
I have been reading you blog for a bit and I really enjoy the pocket edward posts! So fun!
I'm fairly new, but I found you from a girl whose name means "horny" in England. I hope she went by her middle name for that lunch appointment with Tony Blair.
I am happy this time you might guess who I am....I have brought a few friends to your blog and we love YOU and Twilight!
Jacob is most definitely mine. Thanks for havin' my back. And yes- the masks and crawling was me. :)
Games are F-U-N!! I'll bite<--pun intended..hehe! I don't believe I've commented before. I'm new in these parts, but I'm fastly becoming intoxicated with your adventures with Pocket Edward. Your blogs are a much needed entertainment for a bored housewife! =]
I just moved my blog from myspace to here! So that I may inflict my sarcasm, my convoluted obsession with Twilight *(my husband has an 'I Hated Edward Cullen Campaign'...seriously...it's painful.)* and my ramblings about my days with a bossy 4yr old and a crazy-climbs-the-walls-but-very-charming 2yr old!!
"Don't be fooled. I heard that Lauren DOES bite! In fact, it's the title of one of her blogs.
Something you don't know about me. Well, there's actually LOTS you don't know about me. But one interesting tidbit is:
I have a Tattoo!"
You got this one wrong. No Ana here. Just me. I got the "tattoo" when I was just five. By crashing my bike into a freshly tarred/oiled road. The stuff got under the skin on my elbow and is considered a tattoo.
:)
We are new blog friends! And I love games too!
Hola! Found your blog recently through the great blog-ring that is the internets and it is so funny! Me heart u blog. Thought I better comment since you have the new side bar speaking directly to me! That's my slow-motion lame intro - but srsly love the blog!
i havent commented very much lately so i bet you forgot alll about little ole' ME...
hint: i teach preschool kids
I don't think anyone has ever told me they teach pre-school kids. Waaaaah. Can I have another hint?
We are twinners in lots of ways-- but I don't like the Cheesecake factory food (other than their yummy cheesecake )and I don't like to decorate with black...
This one took a lot of thought, mostly because I was bamboozled by the fact that you don't like Cheesecake Factory's food...then I realized, neither does my mom :) Ok, I think you are Ann Marie!
I came to your wedding and your mom took a picture of me, too. I live close enough to have made it. Do you remember how I got there?
Oh goodness, all of the clues TOTALLY confused me. I guessed your earlier? Or do you mean you left me a clue and I guessed someone else? IN any event, I think you are Penny. I am trying to think back to all of the pictures we took...but over a two day span I think I posed for over than 2,000 pictures (literally)...so I probably wrong.
Um... a clue? I never win your stinkin' games or contests, but I'm close!!
This has to be Heather...she IS always close to winning contests!
clue #1:I've only commented twice.
clue #2: I like pancakes but not pancake butts.
clue #3: I must be an oldy at heart because I'm already dehydratin fruit at the ripe age of 24. Apricat funrolls ahoy!
Ok, way too many clues....
Hi, Missy! I would have guessed right after the pancake butt comment! ♥
Sasha - *facepalm!* I should have known!
Allison - Hi!!!! I am glad your friend showed you the way to truth and righteousness. I, kid :) But, hello, new friend!
Ive commented plenty of times and I think I might also rival your love for disneyland. But.. something you might not know about me is I can like my elbow.
I am positive you are Whitney, the cutest pregnant girl, ever! Didn't I read on your blog that you can lick your elbow? Or maybe I read it in the comments on Niki's blog?
Emily - Ah! So close! I count my answer as being right, since I was confused. Anyhow, NO...I am in no way pregnant. I know this because Anut Flo is chillaxin with me right now. Oh, and I ate fish last night...and slept on my tummy, too!
I've only left a few comments, but i can't resist a game, so i'm going to give you a go!
Hint #1. I am from Australia.
Hint #2. I started reading Twilight because you talked about it so much. I became so obsessed I read all 4 books in a week, and now I can't stop thinking about it! I've started reading Lauren's Bite and I check out your Twilight page on FB.
Holy mother of pearl! I don't know which wonderful person you are, but I want to so we can chat about TWILIGHT!!! email me ASAP!
SOOOO SAD that you didn't guess right. oh my goodness gracious. I guess Im not the youngest.
You will get it this time...
I naired my armpit!
Shelby, you are most definitely not my youngest. I have my SIL who is 10, then there is Sunbum who is 13, and then there is Hannah who is 16 :)
lizlaughs - Another person to add to my "I convinced to read Twilight" list! Yay!
That is funny that you guessed your mom for me because we have a lot in common.
I am Disneyland, Tower, Wax Lips, Big Kid but I am Brittanys mom.
Will you get it this time??
Cherie, is that you?!!
1. I can't do snag nails (oo! just got goosebumps)
2. Steak is my favorite food (specifically filet mignon)
3. I don't watch the Bachelor, and after hearing about what happened last night, I'm so glad!
4. Ice water rocks! even when it's ice water outside. clue: icebergs!
5. I think you should read The Tea Rose. Not G or even PG-13 rated, but I think you'd love it. Sort of along the lines of what you mentioned about Atonement.
6. ta-ra!
This one took a lot of thought too, but after thinking about it I decided it had to be Aubrey. Because Aubrey is classy...and Filet Mignon is classy.
Kellie - Can we please hang out again?!
I've broken my wrists a total of 7 times!
Holy! Can I give you a hug?
Sorry, I don't know who you are...but I want to make you cookies for that sad wrist!
Alicia - Don't hang your head in shame...just go read them! You will thank me later.
I am a habitual sign-reader. If I pass one, I WILL read it. Sometimes dangerous in traffic...
THIS HAS TO BE TED! Ted, is that you? Because remember that time on the way to Forks we almost died like 5 times? Or on the way to California? Or even when we ate Costa Vida? It's you...it has to be.
Erica - You lived in NY? Lucky! And I am so happy you found another job! xoxo :)
Ashley - Hi!! I am glad you delurked :)
I hate spiders. A lot. Oh, and I think I love Movie-Jasper more than Movie-Edward. That is all.
Sierra, is that you?
Hmmm... lets see....
We've not met (yet).
We've been bloggy friends forever! Well not technically forever, but for a long time!
Anyway, who am I?
No Cool...is that you?
I used to babysit Yoda.
You used to babysit my mom? Hmm...I dunno who you are. Another clue?
Bekah - I love you! :)
oh YEAH! i gave myself away last time, and i'll probably do it again this time.
1* i told you to run and hide the other day.
2* i dyed my hair blue on the 31st of December.
3* i am possibly the farthest-away bloggy friend you have!! :) unless you have a bloggy friend in outer Mongolia... do you have a bloggy friend in outer Mongolia, Lar? anyone from outer Mongolia here?
4* you dreamed about me.
5* i thought i was your youngest reader. how old is Sunbum??!
hey, now that you know who i am, i want to tell you that ICUTMYHAIR,IAMSOEXCITED!!!! photos to come :)
Hannah! I want to see your pictures! Oh, and Sunbum is 13! xoxox!
D'Rae - Hi! I just checked out your blog...it is darling!
I'm fairly new, but I found you from a girl whose name means "horny" in England. I hope she went by her middle name for that lunch appointment with Tony Blair.
You met me through a girl named Randi? Gah! I can't remember...please anotehr clue? And were you serious about Tony Blair?
I am happy this time you might guess who I am....I have brought a few friends to your blog and we love YOU and Twilight!
Wendi?! Hi!!
Tori - I always have your back :)
Tasha - Hi! And welcome to blogland!
Sarah - Wow! That is the craziest fact ever! I want to see...
We are new blog friends! And I love games too!
Hmm...you love games. I need another clue :)
The Sabins - Hi!! I am glad you delurked!
Hi again, Lauren. I don't mean to be "clingy", but I introduced myself for the first time in your last post and I'm not sure if you saw, so I'll just pop in again. I'm Kate and I adore your blog. Can you decorate for me when I finally get my own place? You have incredible style and your posts make me laugh, so yay!
Also, I know you know a few Kate's so sorry for not having a more unique name to help you out. ;)
-Kate
I started reading over a year ago, led a new friend to you, who you have since persuaded to join the blog world.
Am I your only CA follower, 'friend'? Thanks for the compliment.. I heart eye make up, and Edward also. For the Twilight premire, my fellow Twilight-moms (book club) wore the hungry vampire look, which was either red eye makeup or black..fun fun.
You are so darn cute, Lauren, Gosh darn cute. You and Teddy both. Best of luck to you and keep the blogs a comming, I love it!!
~Love from Claudette in Cali.(Northern Cali which is much different than Southern)
K, I'm the one that snorts and no I'm not shelby.
Here's another clue...
I love love birds but hate pigeons...
you got it! dang.. younger bloggers. hahaha
fun game lauren!!
I have commented once. I posted a link to your blog on my blog because you made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.
I haven't commented since because I sort of feel like a stalker, which I am totally not a wierdo, I promise.
You are so cute and so stinkin' funny. I totally check your blog out everyday.
I promise to comment all the time.
I will bet that we would be friends if we lived closer. I would love someone to go to yard sales and thrift store shopping with and then re-do all the items that we bought.
(because I am a craft-aholic and none of my friends think that buying old stuff and refurbishing them is fun=( )
I read your original Twilight blog. Before the haters ruined everything.
Man, I totally gave myself away.
Kate - Hello! I DID see your comment, and it made me day! Yay for new friends!
I started reading over a year ago, led a new friend to you, who you have since persuaded to join the blog world.
You are "Head Patient..." and youled Kaylen to me! Hello!
Claudette - I actually think I have a couple more followers from cali...but not from Northern Cali!
K, I'm the one that snorts and no I'm not shelby.
Here's another clue...
I love love birds but hate pigeons...
Are you Niki?
K'Brina - I am in love with your blog. It is so darling and inspiring and I love it! :)
I read your original Twilight blog. Before the haters ruined everything.
Man, I totally gave myself away.
Ah, Lula! my dear bosom friend.
Hi Lauren, Ive only commented once, so I wont be annonymous....can I just say you crack me up! Your blog is fantastic!
Hello! I've never commented before so I won't post anonymously. I love your blog, really I do. Pocket Edward is great. I have the most boring job where I answer the phone and do whatever I want on the computer. So I check your blog often to give me a little giggle to make it through the day. I used to live in Mesa and I really, really miss it. Once my hubs gets done with school (which will be in forever) we wanna move back. Thanks for making your blog so fuN!
I love Wheaties.
Hi Mindy! You are too nice :)
Hi Amanda! I have a job like that too!
I love Wheaties.
Hmm, me too. Are you impersonating me, to trick me? No, I will guess Emily, my sister-in-law.
Ha. Not Emily. I met you through your brother.
I've commented on here before, but I find you & your blog hilarious. I don't live in AZ, but my two sisters do. I visit there sometimes, when I'm not living in TX. (Ugh. Someday I'll get out of here...) You entertain me so much - keep it up!
You were right about my guess.
Ha. Not Emily. I met you through your brother.
Monica? Is that you?
Hi Chels! I am glad I add some entertainment to your life :)
Well hello Camille! I am glad :)
Hmm... Not Monica either.
I ran cross-country in Highschool with your husband.
So you know my brother, AND Ted. And you ran cross country. Have you commented to me before?
Of course i have.
Hmmm. I am never good at these, because I always forget to hit the anonymous button. ooops.
But I have LOVED the enchiladas that Pocket Edward taught me how to make!
Also I just got a new haircut. Not that you would have seen it.
okay, so this is tough. hmmmm.
We have had a slow start at being blog buddies, but I seriously read your blog every day and love it! I just don't comment much. I am too wordy! It definatly brightens my day. I first found your blog through a friend of my cousins, Lindsay. It was my best find. I actually even know your cousin Jillene, she is best buds with my sister. You just commented on my blog again and it was very exciting. I told everyone! ;) And I have another wierd fact, but I don't think I will say now....
wow, i have no idea how you could ever keep up with all this info!
i am a mother to 3 sons and i think you need to publish your pocket edward adventures :)
Lauren.. You guessed right! Woot!
I did a rant long ago on how much I hated the "deesrake Tactory"..
I Love there cheesecake though..
Good guess. I love that your Mom is a twin with me on this also...
I am new to your blog but I posted a few times, and you posted once on mine.
My good friend is your cousin Jillean.
I'm marrying the man that a friend of yours was dating around the same time Ted came home from his mission.
Hi Lauren,
I have never commented before, but have recently started reading your blog. I found you through TwiCrack. Anyway, I have quickly become addicted to your adorable and hilarious blogs. I have been wanting to comment, but kind of felt like a weirdo since I don't actually know you. By the way, I love your paint choices for your house. What is the name of the blue that you used?
Of course i have.
I give up. I don't remember being introduced to anyone through Ty. I am failure at life. Who are ya?
But I have LOVED the enchiladas that Pocket Edward taught me how to make!
Also I just got a new haircut. Not that you would have seen it.
I am failing at everything! The last two people that told me they liked my enchiladas were Sara and Shayla. Who are ya? I want to see your haircut!
okay, so this is tough. hmmmm.
We have had a slow start at being blog buddies, but I seriously read your blog every day and love it! I just don't comment much. I am too wordy! It definatly brightens my day. I first found your blog through a friend of my cousins, Lindsay. It was my best find. I actually even know your cousin Jillene, she is best buds with my sister. You just commented on my blog again and it was very exciting. I told everyone! ;) And I have another wierd fact, but I don't think I will say now....
Are you talking about Lindsay Shreeve? Are you Josie? I want to hear your other weird fact!
wow, i have no idea how you could ever keep up with all this info!
i am a mother to 3 sons and i think you need to publish your pocket edward adventures :)
Oh crap! I just read a comment suggesting this the other day! Who was it?! Heffalump? Is that you?
I am new to your blog but I posted a few times, and you posted once on mine.
My good friend is your cousin Jillean.
I'm marrying the man that a friend of yours was dating around the same time Ted came home from his mission.
Kristen! Hello! You are good friends with Jillene? That is cool to the maxi pad!
Hi Nicola! Most people that read my blog don't actually know me in real life. It is fun! I am glad you delurked! Anyway, the paint color was called Peacock :)
Can we still play?
OK, I read all the time, but don't comment as much as I should, although I regularly comment on your mom's blog. I love reading about yours and Ted's relationship and think you are a great example to young people everywhere! And...Your mom's birthday is in the best month ever!
Lauren,
Don't give up yet. So...
I love wheaties.
I met you through Ty (a long time ago).
I ran cross country with ted.
And i have of course commented on here before.
I'll give you one more hint cause i can tell you're close: I even gifted you with a box of wheaties two Christmases ago
You guessed !
GOOD JOB!!
I have only commented on your blog about two or three times...the first post you ever commented on on my blog was one about a trip to Disneyland and another stated you thought my Christmas gift from my husband was awesome.
Okay...Earlier I left the comment that I picked my blog name because it was similar to my real name and childhood nicknames. I also like to cook.
You thought I was Klin. I can tell you that I am NOT Klin, although I have met her in real life.
My last clue is that I live by the ocean and you guessed me for someone else's question.
Can we still play?
OK, I read all the time, but don't comment as much as I should, although I regularly comment on your mom's blog. I love reading about yours and Ted's relationship and think you are a great example to young people everywhere! And...Your mom's birthday is in the best month ever!
Are you Liz? Or Tonya?
Lauren,
Don't give up yet. So...
I love wheaties.
I met you through Ty (a long time ago).
I ran cross country with ted.
And i have of course commented on here before.
I'll give you one more hint cause i can tell you're close: I even gifted you with a box of wheaties two Christmases ago
Oh man! I would have guessed this right off the bat if I even put the fact that you are a male, into the equation! Well hello Mike!
I have only commented on your blog about two or three times...the first post you ever commented on on my blog was one about a trip to Disneyland and another stated you thought my Christmas gift from my husband was awesome.
Ah dang! I can't remember! Who are you?
Okay...Earlier I left the comment that I picked my blog name because it was similar to my real name and childhood nicknames. I also like to cook.
You thought I was Klin. I can tell you that I am NOT Klin, although I have met her in real life.
My last clue is that I live by the ocean and you guessed me for someone else's question.
Are you Heffalump?
I just had a baby about 5 months ago. I love scrapbooking and cooking. And, I do love the twilight books...
mwah ha ha you were wrong
I first said: who am i lauren? huh? huh? huh?
And last time i checked my name was not carrot........
HA! This one will make you mad because you don't know me because I don't comment. Why don't I comment? Because I'm secretly jealous that your blog is WAAAAY cooler than mine (I don't even have a computer). But my friend and I quote your blog all the time and secretly wish we were friends with you. Maybe someday I will not be so comment shy and use my real identity.
my other not-so-secret? I talk to much.
the end.
i havent commented very much lately so i bet you forgot alll about little ole' ME...
hint: i teach preschool kids
I don't think anyone has ever told me they teach pre-school kids. Waaaaah. Can I have another hint?
i shall grant you with another hint... or2 or 3...
-my boyfriend is jealous of Edward
-i was one of the insane shoppers the day after thanksgiving at 4am... i stocked up on HSM dolls, [but not for myself of course...
for a friends children]
-i feel it is my personal duty to make sure you're aware of people leaving comments that reveal your last name [even though we've never met so i guess i'm not supposed to know it]
dont tell me you forgot about me =(
I just had a baby about 5 months ago. I love scrapbooking and cooking. And, I do love the twilight books...
I need to do some research on you. I will get back to you!
RatalieNose - Yeah Yeah Yeah...you didn't give me a clue, so you cheat! haha :)
HA! This one will make you mad because you don't know me because I don't comment. Why don't I comment? Because I'm secretly jealous that your blog is WAAAAY cooler than mine (I don't even have a computer). But my friend and I quote your blog all the time and secretly wish we were friends with you. Maybe someday I will not be so comment shy and use my real identity.
my other not-so-secret? I talk to much.
the end.
Who are you? You know you want to tell me. Why don't you want to be my friend? I love everyone! I even send people I love stuff in the mail. Don't you want stuff in the mail. It's ok, I still love you anyway...even though I don't know you :)
i havent commented very much lately so i bet you forgot alll about little ole' ME...
hint: i teach preschool kids
I don't think anyone has ever told me they teach pre-school kids. Waaaaah. Can I have another hint?
i shall grant you with another hint... or2 or 3...
-my boyfriend is jealous of Edward
-i was one of the insane shoppers the day after thanksgiving at 4am... i stocked up on HSM dolls, [but not for myself of course...
for a friends children]
-i feel it is my personal duty to make sure you're aware of people leaving comments that reveal your last name [even though we've never met so i guess i'm not supposed to know it]
dont tell me you forgot about me =(
Silly...I didn't forget about you! It's Laura Sue! I knew immediately after I read the part about the HSM dolls! haha!
YAY! you guessed me right! goodjob goodjob!!!
&& now you know that i teach preschoolers... only until i get outta college though!
139 comments. What is your record, Lauren?
"Hint #1. I am from Australia.
Hint #2. I started reading Twilight because you talked about it so much. I became so obsessed I read all 4 books in a week, and now I can't stop thinking about it! I've started reading Lauren's Bite and I check out your Twilight page on FB.
Holy mother of pearl! I don't know which wonderful person you are, but I want to so we can chat about TWILIGHT!!! email me ASAP!"
This was me Lauren. A bit tricky for you, seeing as I don't have a blog and you would have had to guess from a very small number of comments. :)
Bwahaha! You didn't guess mine. This was me:
I hate spiders. A lot. Oh, and I think I love Movie-Jasper more than Movie-Edward. That is all.
Jaime - Wow! You need to get a blog! Please? Also, my record for comments on this blog is 180. Twilight blog? like 250.
Ana - I would have never guessed! I thought you were Rob all the way!
i'm the one who suggested you publish the chronicles of pocket edward.
too bad so sad that you couldn't guess :)
aaaaaaaaand we're taking the kids to disneyland next week!!!!
"It's velcro. Next to the Walkman and Tab it's the coolest invention of the 20th century."
That's a movie quote.
How often do you have sex?
The extra clue must have done the trick! Heffalump because my Mom called me Heather-Lump when I was little, and friends often called me Heath (sounds like Head, or Heff) and my Grandpa called me Heffer.
I have five sons, not three, but it's hard to keep track!
All in all, you are doing incredibly at this game!
Hi Lauren, I'm Jeff. Pleased to read you. This is my first visit, i'll say two things about myself, i enjoy you posting with love, and i got here through your friend Camille.
Okay, here's another clue from the girl who introduced herself as her blog name.
I like to make bread. And take pictures of it. To make you drool ;)
I'm in Cosmetology school!
Previously I have posted:
I like to play with toys.
I have been to Disneyland 4 times with my children.
I can talk cars. Old cars.
Who Am I?
You sound neato, unfortunately, I need another clue, because I am lame.
Oh you guessed me earlier, but sadly it wasn't me that said what you guessed I did.
I came to your wedding and your mom took a picture of me, too. I live close enough to have made it. Do you remember how I got there?
I am torn between torturing you, but that really isn't my style so my other option is to give you three more clues that will probably give me away.
1. I now have 6 children living in my home.
2. When I grow up I want to be like your mom.
3. I think you are amazing and I get very angry when haters attack you. Yeah, I know. You already have a mom, but I can't help it. When you hurt I get upset.
Ok. here's a bonus. When I came to your wedding it was the first time we had met in real life.
I guess the person posting above me is Klin.
Alright Lauren you are hilarious! I have popped in every now and then and you have made me laugh, every time.. out loud! I have never left a comment because you always have like 500 but I will start! :) Pocket Edward is the greatest. I will be a regular droper inner now!
Tori - it can't be Klin...because she said she "lives close enough to have made it..." meaning my reception. I think it's Klin...but it isn't. Right?
Ashtyn - I totally love your blog and I read it all the time, but was too afraid to comment! I am so happy you made the first move! :)
How often do you have sex?
Is that supposed to be a clue or are you actually curious? Because you aren't getting any answer. But if it is a clue, I think it is either Shawnie, or Millie.
Okay, here's another clue from the girl who introduced herself as her blog name.
I like to make bread. And take pictures of it. To make you drool ;)
Hi Tharker! Can I pay for you to Fedex me some bread?
I'm in Cosmetology school!
Oh crap...I know a lot of people in cosmetology school...can I have one more clue?
Hi Jeff! Nice to meet you!
Lauren,
I am not Wendi but I brought her and Allie to your blog. That clue should give me away. Try again :)(wrong guess with Wendi, I am hurt sniffle sniffle j/k)
Tori is gooooood!
I live close enough to drive and I brought my hubby with me. He enjoyed it.
*i love your honey-lime chicken enchiladas. and i have been thinking about taking off anonymous comments. sometimes people are rude. not you, others. you know who. but who wants to live in fear?
i luv u and all the laughs you have given me. you are the shizzle!
*i love your honey-lime chicken enchiladas. and i have been thinking about taking off anonymous comments. sometimes people are rude. not you, others. you know who. but who wants to live in fear?
i luv u and all the laughs you have given me. you are the shizzle!
Hey Lar! This is my first comment, but I'll give you some easy clues, because I know you read my sister's blog.
1* My sister just cut her hair (we are waiting for pictures).
2* She calls me by the princessy version of my name on her blog.
3* Pocket Edward's adventures generally make me pee my pants and then everyone stares at me...
Ok, that last one wasn't really a clue, but it's true.
<3
This...
I have only commented on your blog about two or three times...the first post you ever commented on on my blog was one about a trip to Disneyland and another stated you thought my Christmas gift from my husband was awesome
was me, Kylee. Perhaps I will start commenting more so that I will more recognizable :]]
I just recently got married to the most amazing guy. We just moved far away from our families to teach. I teach 2nd and 3rd graders English and English Literature. I'm leaning towards Team Edward but am not sure how I feel. Both guys have good and bad qualities...Edward is definitely sexier. Good Luck guessing!
of course you guessed right :) photos up tonight, promise!! xx.
haha you guessed right! Do you remember Nick?
No, I am not Ted... he has that habit, too? Way cool.
Good job Lauren!
Sure!!!
okay, so this is tough. hmmmm.
We have had a slow start at being blog buddies, but I seriously read your blog every day and love it! I just don't comment much. I am too wordy! It definatly brightens my day. I first found your blog through a friend of my cousins, Lindsay. It was my best find. I actually even know your cousin Jillene, she is best buds with my sister. You just commented on my blog again and it was very exciting. I told everyone! ;) And I have another wierd fact, but I don't think I will say now....
Are you talking about Lindsay Shreeve? Are you Josie? I want to hear your other weird fact!
Sorry Lauren, ya guessed wrong! I knew this would be tough! It was Lindsay Sherman. Here is a really good hint: I love the honey chicken at PF Changs and never change once I find something I love at restaurants. Do ya know now? And the crazy fact is that I was on your blog at my moms house and my dad came in and said hey I know her and he was pointing to your mom. They went to school together and dated. CRAZY! such a small world! hmmmm can you guess now?
Sorry Lauren, ya guessed wrong! I knew this would be tough! It was Lindsay Sherman. Here is a really good hint: I love the honey chicken at PF Changs and never change once I find something I love at restaurants. Do ya know now? And the crazy fact is that I was on your blog at my moms house and my dad came in and said hey I know her and he was pointing to your mom. They went to school together and dated. CRAZY! such a small world! hmmmm can you guess now?
I have zero idea now, because my mom dated my dad through high school. Like steadily.
No, I am not Ted... he has that habit, too? Way cool.
Aurora! I saw your comment in my inbox :)
Kristen - I do :)
*i love your honey-lime chicken enchiladas. and i have been thinking about taking off anonymous comments. sometimes people are rude. not you, others. you know who. but who wants to live in fear?
i luv u and all the laughs you have given me. you are the shizzle!
Eek! I dunno :( Another clue?
Hey Lar! This is my first comment, but I'll give you some easy clues, because I know you read my sister's blog.
1* My sister just cut her hair (we are waiting for pictures).
2* She calls me by the princessy version of my name on her blog.
3* Pocket Edward's adventures generally make me pee my pants and then everyone stares at me...
Ok, that last one wasn't really a clue, but it's true.
<3
Oh man! I dunno this one either! Another clue?
I just recently got married to the most amazing guy. We just moved far away from our families to teach. I teach 2nd and 3rd graders English and English Literature. I'm leaning towards Team Edward but am not sure how I feel. Both guys have good and bad qualities...Edward is definitely sexier. Good Luck guessing!
Whoever you are...you are right about Edward being sexier! Email me and we can talk Twilight talk!
you guessed me!! haha! good work. you really ARE good at this.
I have kids, five... and I did not give birth to all of them.
I live in the same state as Edward and I love you (but not in a lesbianish way.)
Okay, I was the grouchy old lady comment....and it was a lame spice clue, cuz it's just a random fact...but I haven't posted it on a blog...sorry, I'm new to this game....yeeeks. That was fun though!
As much as I love shoes, I hate wearing things on my feet. I'd be much happier going bare foot if it was humanly possible to not get them dirty & germy :)
I have kids, five... and I did not give birth to all of them.
Hmm, I dunno. But that is awesome of you! I want to know who you are!
I live in the same state as Edward and I love you (but not in a lesbianish way.)
I love you too, Alicia :)
As much as I love shoes, I hate wearing things on my feet. I'd be much happier going bare foot if it was humanly possible to not get them dirty & germy :)
Are you one of my twins, because you should be. I bet you are Melissa my separated twin at birth.
Hey Lar! This is my first comment, but I'll give you some easy clues, because I know you read my sister's blog.
1* My sister just cut her hair (we are waiting for pictures).
2* She calls me by the princessy version of my name on her blog.
3* Pocket Edward's adventures generally make me pee my pants and then everyone stares at me...
Ok, that last one wasn't really a clue, but it's true.
<3
Oh man! I dunno this one either! Another clue?
Ok, no problem! I live in South Africa (as does my sister). I hope it's pretty obvious now! All you have to do is go to her blog and look up my name. :)
haha. i know the person above me! very well, in fact. plus, you've already guessed who i am. so the question you are asking yourself, Lar, is who have you already guessed that has a sister in South Africa with a Disneylandish nickname? because it is obviously her (ie MY) sister. i am proud of my analysing skillz right there :)
I think I probably just ruined this because I'm gay & didn't post my other comment ANONYMOUSLY :( I'm the shoe/things on my feet hater & I just might be one of your twins. Not Melissa though :)
Hey! I wanna know who it is that took me out on a date and STILL remembers after a hundred years...
Mom...help me! I need to know who this person is! Who did you date. Come on...make a list. I won't show dad. Just the rest of the world on the internets.
I've only posted ONE other comment, but I still qualify for "anonymous."
Okay - I love milk. SKIM milk, baby. I chug it by the gallon.
oh boy, I thought the whole cosmetology school thing would totally give me away.
another clue, eh?
I really like B. Spears and wanna go to her concert!
Hey Lauren. Well, I am a rude little stalker, but I feel like we are friends anyway. I'm a Missourian gal. I think your blog is SUPER SUPER DUPER. I came to it via momma Face's blog. Love her too. I've been reading her blog forever as well. I decided it was high time I came out of the land of stalkers. So "hi."
OH YEA...When you are chasing around little toddlers and speed is key you might warm up to the idea of velcro. Just a thought. See ya. I'll probably say hola again sometime.
It sure was fun watching dirt being invented.
Ok so I am totally going to look like a blog stalker and say hello. I have never met you before but I somehow came across your blog and I enjoy reading it. So I just wanted to say hello! :)
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