As most of you know by now, the Face family took a trip to Disneyland, aka "THE BEST PLACE EVER!" this past week. It was pretty much the shiz. And Ted and I loved every minute of it. Other than the minutes that we were squished in the back of the Face family truck. But I will pretend that didn't happen, for the sake of happy thoughts.
1. My face has cleared up lately...
Why is this? I am not sure. However, I am happy!
Why is this? I am not sure. However, I am happy!
2. The Face family in front of an "F".Our real last name starts with a "K" but since they spelt California with a "C" instead of a "K", we couldn't pose in front of it. How rude! We had to improvise and stand with the "F". Too bad the guy taking the picture cut off the letter. What a lame spice.
3. Mullet Man of Harley Davidson Awesomeness.
This guy had the most SICK NAST hair of my life. I predict that he grew a mullet not only to fly freely in the wind when riding his mid-life crisis motorcycle, but because he was balding the back, and needed to cover up the bald-shine. It was an Epic Fail. Sorry, dude.
4. Most Awesome Flowers Ever!
Disneyland pretty much rocks at everything they do. Especially gardening.
5. Dude wearing a mask in the DL.
Check out this guy. He was so rad. The air wasn't good enough for him, so he wore a mask. It was probably the funniest thing ever. Yes, I took a picture of him. I couldn't decide if he were sick...or just super paranoid.
6. Epic Space Mountain Picture.
We are all too cheap to buy the actual picture. But look how awesome this shot is. First off, there is my dad in the very back shadows looking vomitous. Then there is Mama Face...enough said. Then check out Ty's face=hilarious. But best of all...Pocket Edward getting his jollies.
7. The Ghetto Booty strikes back.
It even has its own zip code: 842freakinhuge98
8. Ted looks constipated.
9. I look like a dinosaur.
10. We love Thunder Mountain!
Doesn't it look like Ty is saying, "Top of the morning to ya!"?
11. Ted calls this Goat a Donkey.
I do not know why. He has for years.
12. The characters at Disneyland were a bit crazy.
Usually they just stand there and you take a picture.This time they like coordinated poses, like the one below. It made me feel a little unsure about the world.
13. I love Walt Disney.
14. Pocket Edward has a message for you...
15. I was too afraid to go on the roller coaster...
So we took pictures instead.
16. BEST.RIDE.EVER
Pocket Edward peed his plastic designer pants.
17. A demonstration of how my mom always walks ahead of us...
18. Ty likes to stand in people's pictures...
19. Nothing to say here...
20. Stitch was kinda freakin weird. He didn't want to take a picture with us.True story.
21. Nothing to say...moving along.
22. When we got home our house looked like crap...
And then I left it that way for 5 days.
Because I am a bum.
So shoot me.
ignore the bike...long story.
23. So I got dressed up, to clean the house :)
It took 3 hours, yesterday.
24. And I took the flowers Ted bought for me, and spruced up the bathroom...
25. And I added the perfume bottle my mom got for me, at Anthro, to my tray...
26. And I displayed the amazing frame Ann Marie sent me for my birthday. I love it! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!
89 awesomespice comments:
FIRST!
Now I'll go read it.
This made me laugh soOOo hard:
"Ted looks constipated."
Then all the crappy house pictures made me laugh even harder! :D
LOVE IT!!!
The happy thoughts posts always suit my fancy. Thanks!!
Hey Lauren!! So this is a random comment, but I saw your lovely new blog format and background and it drew my attention to your announcement about commenting. I decided to de-lurk and comment at your request. My name's Kate and this blog address isn't really one I use anymore (it was a study abroad journal) but I don't have another blog account (yet). I'm a Junior in college in Tennessee but I'm from Denver. I stumbled upon this blog from your Twilight blog, which is incredible, and I enjoy your day to day musings. You seem like such a sweet girl and a good friend and always have enterataining and interesting things to say. So thanks for brightening my days with your blog posts, both here and at your Twilight blog. Hope it's ok that I'm popping in to say hi.
Also, I am so jealous you were just at Disney Land--I've only ever been to Disney World but I'd happily be at either instead of at school right now. ;)
-Kate
first, you do not have a ghetto booty. Nice try though. Second, Im super jealous of your disney excursion. My family is going for spring break. Guess who isnt going? Something about being 9 months pregnant and not allowed to travel. Whatevs.
I love your bum...in a non-weird kinda a way. I have a (in your own words) lame-spice booty. SO be gratful! Me and you are going to have a "lauren, you are hott, so be quite" talk someday!
Also, I love disneyland. I love how your family goes so often!
Face looks fabulous! When you figured out how it cleared, please let me know!
The Mullet pictures are too funny! I love people watching!
So funny, I was just about to say what Missy did, please tell us when you've figured out how your skin cleared so nicely! My skin has not been so pretty & glowing since I was preggo... hmmmmm...
Your Disney trip looks like a blast!!!
well documented my dear.
you really have me believing that nothing is better than Disney land. and i am thrilled times twenty to know that your house DOES have crappy days. because srsly... i was beginning to think you had maids or something.
and ps. i am a big fan of your outfits as of late.
Hey Lauren, the Ghetto called, it wants its booty back.
And why does Ted looking constipated make you happy? I'd think he deserves a little compassion.
In my next life....I'll be like you.
Do not mock the mask-wearing. You may have to wear one too someday. Like if you become a doctor or a nurse or if you just have allergies and need to mow your lawn. Yeah. Like that. So don't mock it. Plus, somtimes I wish I had a mask. Especially when I go to the Temple and sit by someone with lots of perfume. Yeah. A mask is a handy-dandy thing.
I love the new layout, its so stinkin cute! What a fun trip you guys had! You always take the best pictures :) I love that Pocket Edward made it into the Space Mountain picture...that is pure awesomeness!
I want to go THERE! I'm glad pocket Edward survived all that sun exposure, good work:) I am a also the proud owner of a "ghetto" booty, and I've realized over time that it is much better than the alternative pancake butt.
So glad to see you keeping it real with the house stuff- and Good Job getting fancified just to clean! Does that work like Mary Poppins' spoon full of sugar?
Glad you had so much fun. We are hoping to take a trip to DisneyWorld when the Outpatient returns (florida because my brother lives there- so free hotel :) )
I was also too afraid to ride the roller coaster at CA Adventure but loved Tower of Terror even though I hate the feeling of falling:) I can't believe you did both parks in one day!
My personal favorite:
"Pocket Edward peed his plastic designer pants."
You can always make me laugh!!!
I'm jealous of your Disneyland adventures. I would like to go with the Face family next time. Please?
I love what-Lauren's-happy-about-lists . . . they make me smile . . . :) I'm glad you had another awesome Disneyland adventure for your mom Face's b-day! :)
Kate (from Canada . . . just thought I'd be clear since it appears that there are now 2 of us commenters with the same name) ;)
One day I'll be first! True story.
So, next time you decide to go to Disneyland, let us know, we'll meet you there. True story - my hubby and I are disney-addicts and we skip town at the drop of a hat for a weekend-spontaneous-getaway. Those are the best kind.
Pocket Edward peed?? For reals, wow, that was to funny.
So what do you use on your face? Mine right now dosent like me.
I look at it everymorning and ask it "Why?" "Why today?" I treat it so well with cute mac amkeup but yet it back fires.
Your trip looked so awesome! Were heading back this summer and I cant wait!
Your camera is broken. It doesn't show Edward's sparklies in the sunshine.
Fun post. My house usually looks a lot like yours (only worse) after we get home from vaca, too. True Story.
I agree with Missy. Ghetto booty MUCH better than pancake booty. At least you've got something to strut!
"Ted looks constipated"...and he had the nerve to hassle pocket Edward's attempt at pulling the sword out!
My house looks much worse than yours did, Lauren. Probably because I am sitting here procrastinating!
P.S. You sooo don't have ghetto butt. That picture was just taken at a bad angle, or your jeans were bulking it up or something.
okay from just reading your blogs i find my self saying "lame spice" in daily conversations-- i don't even know you-- HaHA-- your blog is hilarious!
I have a theory. Pocket Edward doesn't need to sleep, so I think he gets up in the middle of the night and exfoliates your face. People who want clear skin need to get a Pocket Edward!
Lovely post as always!
So, I have a confession:
I've NEVER been to Disneyland!!
I know, right?!?! My parents deprived me, that's for sure. I've never been to ANY amusement part (unless you count Lagoon in UT, which I don't :p)
Sorry about all the deleted comments. Blogger froze on me, then posted my comment half a bazillion times. lame.
I love the pictures!!! Looks like a blast. And you have so much to be happy about. :) FUN fun family.
Yay!
I love all of the pictures!!
My favorite ride is tower of terror too! Ha-ha! TWINS!!!
I love that you held up pocket edward on the coaster! Whoo-hoo!
That is a great picture...
Glad you had such a fun time..
Love the perfume bottle.. and the frame! :)
PS: Guys like Ghetto Booty...
So fun! I feel as if I've now spent time hanging with you and Ted and the crew. At Disneyland. And your apartment.
But seriously, Lauren. My ghetto boo-tay kicks your little one's...well...boo-tay. I WIN!!!!
Nancy is like my dad. We spend the entire trip trying to catch up with him.
whos got a ghetto bootay? Laurens got a ghetto bootay!! haahaa i still loveya tho. you could give some of it to me. i dont have a butt.
man i want to be in disneyland right now. i love the space mountain picture.. pocket edward had dreams of running real fast and they came true on that ride!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T RIDE THE ROLLERCOASTER! but you would ride tower of terror. cheese and rice lauren!
oh and btw... did you get your bird yet?
Looks like everyone had a ton of fun!
Hi Lauren, I came across your blog through my sis-in-law Aubrey (don't get excited, she's way cooler than me). But I did come across something that may make you happy. Go to faceinhole.com, search Twilight. Then, of course, blog-it!
Oh and I LOVE DisneyLand!!!
What's with all the deleted comments?
Smart of Ty to hold his hat on Thunder Mountain. I lost a hat on that ride once... my favorite hat too.
Was Stitch flipping off the camera because he didn't want to take a picture with you?
Michelle - Hi! Do you have a blog? I want to see! Oh, and THANK YOU for the link! I am excited.
Fiery Jack aka Mike - Someone else deleted them...I did not.
Emily my sister-in-law - We didn't do both parks in one day...it was over a two day thing.
Dig your blog. I read it all the time.
I think the Asian guy was wearing a mask because he didn't like the greasy food smell, or maybe it was so if he barfed on the ride he wouldn't get it on anyone. How courteous... and at the same time utterly nasty.
-Brittany
lauren..you're post brighten my day..!!BTW..I tried your Honey Lime Chicken Enchilada recipe..YUM!!Thanks.
Claudette - Yay! I am so glad you tried the recipe! BTW...I love your profile pic. I would love to do my makeup that way.
You have officially made me really, really excited for my disney trip in 2 weeks! I can't wait until Spring Break! Love all your pics!
Lauren! I'm excited to have a blog now too. I've been reading your blog for a little while now and became inspired to create my own. Although, now I need to start getting more interesting things going on in my life (or at least pretend to have an interesing life), so I have more to post about.
Haha, sorry Canada Kate...there's just too many of us with this name in the world, huh? I always know at least five other Kates or Katies. ;)
Lauren, this post made me very happy too! And do you want to know why? I'm going to Disney World (Florida) later on this month once my uni term has finished...how exciting is that? I absolutely can't wait, glad you had a lovely time...
I will come out of hiding, too, since I came out of hiding on your Twilight blog and you called me your new best friend, yo!
I love all the pictures! Disneyland is soo fun I'm glad you went there! and I like your new background.
Emma - I am so excited that you get to go to DisneyWorld!!
Your mom and my Allan would be a ton of fun--his long legs keep me running wherever we go.
Cute post.
i love your disneyland adventure pictures. you are gorgeous! and are you serious about a ghetto booty? please girl, it ain't there. love love love your house, even when it "messy" its cuter than mine!
thank you so much for all you amazingly sweet comments! you rock and i love you for it even more!
PLEASE COME TONIGHT! My number is 361-5488, call me for directions!
Man it looks like you guys had an awesome time!!!! Hm....I don't think your house looks that bad! ;)
My house is yuck. Luckily I can dispatch my personal team of Infidel cleaners with merely the snap of my fingers and the threat of banned Internet access.
KK - so FIRST of all -- no zip code for your buuuuddie :-)
then LOVE your bed and sheets !! well and for that fact - your WHOLE little place ! BIg TIME - too cute
FINALLY! a post that shows youre human! I love your messy home and bed! All of your perfectness was making me so ashamed of myself! haha love you! lets do lauren and shawnie time soon! K!
Hello! Your blog is so cute! I don't know if he remembers, but I ran track at Westwood when Ted did. You two are so cute!
you are truly missing out by not riding California Screamin. I have found the secret to scary roller coasters...just scream you freaking lungs out the whole time and it definitely seems less scary. It totally works, but you are hoarse when you get off the ride.
I love the Face family! I bet everyone saw what an awesome family you guys are and wanted to hang out with you :) This makes me want to go to the Happiest Place on Earth!
I hate it when people visit my hometown without even ASKING me if I can come. As. If.
I am so jealous that you got to go to D-Land and ESPECIALLY jealous that you got to ride the Tower of Terror...that is my favorite!
Oh my gosh, so many comments. Um...I cannot WAIT to go to Disneyland next month. You're pictures got me so pumped up. Why is it Disneyland is always the place to find classy people like mullet guy? I think paranoid mask guy is scared of SARS. (Remember SARS?) I love that you posted pics of your messy house, which looks like a missionary apt. with the bike in it. Oh, and lastly, my husband thinks you're hilarious, and he doesn't say that about people.
First of all I am completely jealous of you! I love disneyland more than anything else! True Story! Second my butt is a ghetto booty! No really a black lady told me it was bigger than hers one time! Third that is lame you didn't go on the roller coaster-best ride ever! Fourth I see a ton of asians wearing masks here like that I think they think the air everywhere else is bad but in China you know its really good, and fifth that is all I have to say!
I wanted to add that the whole face family seems to be all kinds of awesome, especially Mama Face. She cracks me up!
ok i was afraid you didn't get it.
oh annddddd i love your blog layout
adorable.. 3 colomnesss
first off, this post is sa-WEET!
and i am jealous that you went to Disneyland and got to ride on Thunder Mountain with all the donkeys. but you already know that :)
and L.O.L. at Omar!
and the mullet man was scary! did ya check out his tight Levi's? *shudder* the stuff of nightmares, i tell ya.
and the mullet man was scary! did ya check out his tight Levi's? *shudder* the stuff of nightmares, i tell ya.
I love your house! SO CUTE!
Diana
http://strawberryshortstuff.com
Jealous that you went to Disneyland. I'm convincing my HUBS to go at the end of May. And I'm thinking that I should be strolled around in a wheelchair because of my leg situation/surgeries & then we will be at the front of the lines for ALL of the rides. Great plan.. I know!:D
aw, it looks like you guys had so much fun! what a cute family you are.
HOLY crap lauren I was laughing so hard! especially at pic no. 10. And I loved that pocket edward went on the trip and had a good time! esp on the ride! LOL. Good job
How did I miss this post? I love your pictorials, Lauren. They make me laugh/smile/laugh some more. :) Glad your face has cleared up -- mine is the one rebelling now, which sucks donkeys because I have a wedding this Saturday and don't want to look sick-nast, to use your word. But oh well.
Oh, and if you are ever in Florida and want to hit up Disney World, let me know. The boyf and I are theme park fanatics.
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I love the mullet guy...
my dad has a huge mullet and I tease him all the time...
but I think he thinks that it makes him cool...
he was a teenager in the 70's...
sometimes there is just no help for victims of the hair band era???
I love the post and I love the epic tale. I have been married for almost 11 years and my dear, sweet hubby occasionally leaves the seat up and I still fall in... Good LUCK with that...
Oh you are making me want to go to disney land! I love the quote, Keep calm and carry on.
I rode Tower of Terror for the 2nd time a couple of weeks ago when I was at CA Adventure. I am a new fan. I love it!
I love the tower of terror too.
I am so glad you had such a fun time.
I love the frame Ann Marie gave you. She has such good taste. She is one of my close friends. That is how I found your blog. I found it through her.
Isn't Tower of Terror the bestest ride ever?
I love the character coordinated poses. I bet you are a fun happy much to go with to DL :D
Your house is WAY WAY cute! Where did you get your bed spread?
okay. just found your blog. and i love it.
i love that you have a pocket Edward.
so cool.
and i love that you take pictures of him EVERYWHERE.
i love your house. probably the cutest thing ever.
and that outfit with the zebra shirt, the vest, and the flower in your hair. i love it. <3
anyway...i'm britney and i'll probably be blog stalking you from now on.
:]
Kay! So I found two from Target
The Zeus: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61REhqmTqOL._AA260_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.target.com/Black-White-Zeus-Comforter-Set/dp/B000JFJS2W&usg=__ibXNRLN-CqMtnJrY6yczTk9jxb0=&h=260&w=260&sz=25&hl=en&start=68&sig2=VqRM4HQFkI9H6OFkAj0LqQ&um=1&tbnid=R819YosQI_eTSM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=112&ei=rtG1Sau-MYrMsAOxtsXsCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtarget%2Bblack%2Band%2Bwhite%2Bbedding%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D54%26um%3D1
And the Waverly: http://www.target.com/Waverly-Metro-Damask-Comforter-Set/dp/B000BBGUCU/qid=1231642589/ref=br_1_2/181-6531150-6768541?ie=UTF8&node=372864011&frombrowse=1&rh=&page=1
And then I found this gem: http://www.onegoodthing.net/files/page0_blog_entry796_1.jpg
Don't you love Google...K back to life.
Mmmmkaythanxbyyyeee
Disney looks so fun! Totally worth a messy house. :)
you are too cute! I love that you're taller than your husband. I am too.
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