i didn't forget.

How rude of all of you to think I forgot my two of BFFs birthdays.
How even RUDER are you to think I forgot my DAD'S bday.
You all lose in the cool category.

So...if I didn't forget, why am I posting about all of their birthdays late?
Because I am cool. That's why.
You see...I like to celebrate my birthday as long as possible, so, being the kind and caring individual, that I am...I am extending this joy to them.

Lindsay

Your birthday was on March 9th.

Your baby was born on March 5th.

How cute!

Did you know it's good luck to have your baby around your bday?

It's true.

I learned that fact from the highly fictitious show, LOST.

So pretty much, that guarentees that it is true.

Anyway, I love you...and happy birthday!

I want to see you in that fedora I bought you!

Shawnie.

Your birthday was on March 16th.

And I had it marked in my calendar.

Which is a big deal.

Actually...I had it marked in 3 calendars.

So that PROVES I didn't forget your bday.

Remember...I am just sending you delayed wishes just because I am nice?

When are we gonna go pretend to pick up guys at the club?

And by pretend, I mean...stay away from them...but tell our husbands we got hit on.
Yah...so when?

Anyway...I love you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Dad.

I ask your forgiveness for not letting your bday ferment for another few weeks,

seeing is your bday was yesterday.

How does it feel to be 87?

Probably not much different than turning 86, huh?
Hey...at least you can get the "senior deal" at Cinemark Theater...

You know...the one where you get a popcorn and denture cream for a small price of 5 bones?

I only wish to get deals like that when I am 86....I mean 87.

Anyway...I love you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Srsly though...I love you :)

*sidenotes*

1. I am meeting Stephenie Meyer tomorrow...ain't no thang.

2. Something big is coming on Monday...not even lying.

3. You can now get a button to pimp out your blog. Thanks Lauren for creating the cuteness for me! I love them! Grab them from the sidebar :)