"The Tedward" was sick this passed weekend...and i felt so bad for him and stuff.
I tried to take care of him the best I could...
But when your guy has a piece of toilet paper that is 6 squares long...
With either end ejected into one of the nostrils...
With heavy wheezing going on...
It is hard to find the strength to want to snuggle him....youknowwhatimsayin'?
So I took care of him...and sort of neglected him.
What I am saying is, he didn't starve....he was still fed.
That was pretty much it.
Yah...I am a bad wife...geez...
You don't have to get all up in my bizness about it.
Anyway...so karma took it's course...
I am sick.
I am dying.
Even the blessed NETI POT has turned it's back on me.
Yes...I was soooo clogged in the nostril draining system, that the neti pot's magical powers were no match for the evil karma-sending germs that have taken over my poor, weak, immune system.
So...what I am saying is...here is a gayspice post for you...
Yep, gifting you with a gayspice post of not-so-mass proportions.
Your Welcome :)
1. the word swagger has been tickling my fancy.
Not like I know what a fancy is...but aparently it is a good thing to be tickled?
Anywho...I love hearing the word swagger...
Not like I knew what it meant until Wednesday night (thank you Urban Dictionary!)
But still...it is a beautiful word.
Ted told me I have "good swagga" yesterday.
That's why I love him.
And because he has good swagga too.
(the word has also been following me...check it out on KissFM's site today!)
(the word has also been following me...check it out on KissFM's site today!)
2. made me scream and soil my pants at the same time...At work they assign pictures to our desktops each day.
You can imagine the scene when I first layed eyes on this little baldy-creepster.
Umm...hi. Are you a cat? A hideous dog? A ferret? Voldemort, maybe?
Umm...hi. Are you a cat? A hideous dog? A ferret? Voldemort, maybe?
3. the official announcement...
yep. i won. with this many votes:
46% (2347 votes)
So what does this mean? What will I do with my new found power?
Dominate the world of course.
Maybe add it to my resume?
Do you think that would impress important job people?
By the way...I love you all for voting :)
PS...if you want to chill with me and other bloggy friends in an awesome Meet-N-Greet, go here!PPS...yes, I am going to see "17 Again"...you know how much I love me some Zac Efron.
74 awesomespice comments:
i want to come. am i invited? will you fly me to the meet n' greet?
feel better.
*virtual hugs*
(they are 2nd only to special hugs)
oh CRAP... signed in as the wrong person again
Hey! I <3 reading your blog. I don't think anyone hit up my site yet today.
I really hope you feel better. Do you use Vicks?
"Suck my swagger!"
that makes me lol. :]
hope you feel better soon, I think Im catching something...ugh.
Xk
I hope you feel better ASAP!
That stinks that you're sick =/ Hope you feel better! Love your blog, it makes me giggle whenever i read it =)
So sorry you're sick. That'll learn ya...:)
I'm going to see "17 again" as well and I think I'm old enough to be your mom...is that bad? Doews that make me creepy? Whatever, I love me a little Efron too!
One of those votes was me.
I hate that little shaved rat.
Hope you feel better soon! Being sick sucks!
That cat is scary!
Hope you have a great weekend!
They make these awesome things called Shower Soothers for when snot is taking over your life and let me tell you, they're AWESOME.
That is a HUGE bummer you are sick! Dang Neti-pot, get workin!
1. Yeah.. I'm gonna have to find an urban dictionary. But it sounds cool. And I love it when my fancy is tickled too ;)
2. Voldemort. Definately. Voldemort.
3. YEAH! You won!! Since it says Lauren and not Lauren's Bite, I'm totally claiming the prize too, JK! You deserve it! Your blog kicks A!
And I'm sorry that I'm gonna have to miss the blog party. I'm crying right now...
Feel better soon!
Oh and I'm gonna go see "17 Again" tonight! I'm gonna get me a little Efron lovin' too!!
I'm sorry you're SICK! And the Neti Pot not working... how horrible. I have the one where you squeeze it - so you can force it up through your nose. Sick, but it is awesome in clogged-drain-nose situations. CONGRATS on winning!! :) You're so famous with your swaggering swagga. It is a cool word. And that freaky voldemort cat... sick.
Swagger is a beyond wonderful word... swag however is a horrid word. :( Just sayin. And that cat is for sure Voldemort. :( Blah.
I thoroughly enjoyed today's blog.
Hope you are feel better quickly so that you can start dominating the world. :)
Yeah, that karma will getcha.
Next time busy yourself in the kitchen making soup and bread and what-not. Then you can be the happy loving caring wife with no karma scowling over your shoulder.
congrats on the dazzle award! take that nasties who are rude!
i wish i had some awesome mythical secret to get rid of the sickness... but i don't other than maybe sleeping with a humidifier going and using vicks vaporub scents in it and rub it on your chest before bedtime. that always helped when i was a kid and would get super wicked nasty colds.
hope you feel better soon!!
I'm sorry you're sick - feel better!!! I had a nasty cold/cough for over a month! Apparently it takes longer to get better when you're prego :P
Congratulations on winning, I had a feeling you would :D
I love reading your blog and your Edward post was so good! Congrats on the dazzle award!!
Wow, congrats on the win! That's amazing!
YaY girl! Congrats on winning! You rock! I knew you would because you're awesome like that. Um FEEL BETTER ASAP so we can see 17 Again this weekend!!
Sorry to hear you've both been sick. I truly think leaving the husband be while he's sick is the best treatment...except when he's whining because he can't reach the glass of water that is like 3 inches away from him on the bedside table. (speaking from experience)
I hope that cat's name is Voldy, cuz it looks seriously evil!
Congrats on your win!!
Go see 17 Again.. It will make you feel so much better. You better believe that me and my friends went to the 12:01 show last night. Zac looks unbelievably makey-outey the whole time. I love him. Oh and are you still going to the Brit Spears concert? I begged and begged my hubs to let me go w u but he said I had to move to Oklahoma with him. lame.spice. When are we going garage selling?
1.Totally know what you mean about taking care of a sick hubby, sorry you're sick now.
2. I'm definitely going with Voldermort on that one.
3. Congrats on the Twilight award! I voted for you.
I also want to see 17 again, that kid is waaaay to young for me but I also love me some Zac Efron!
Ummm I'm gonna have nightmares staring that hideous creature!
Congrats on the award! And that cat is hideous. I've never heard of a company assigning desktop photos...hmmmm. That cat looks like a rat.
Feel better!
Feel better! I'm sending you virtual soup...which of course does almost no good, but the thought's there. ;)
Also, I kinda can't believe you subjected me to that picture of Voldemort. I feel like my soul is in danger just from looking at that picture.
That cat is a Smeagol thing! :0
When I had my hives and they pumped me full of steroids, it got rid of my allergies. I'm not even kidding.
Maybe you should contract hives?
Cat is creepy.
ok, you love zac efron too? i loved you for loving rob so much, but now you're officially my favorite person. i have a huge crush on zac, although he doesn't quite melt my butter like rob does but i will be the first to admit that he's the ONLY reason i watched the high school musical series.
ps that cat thing = creepy.
It's so yucky to be sick. Sorry to read it.
Hairless cat = ugly as sin
Yay you won. We know your the best so it's not really news to us readers.
I keep reading sick and nasty in the comments and sicknast keeps coming to my mind. ;)
Ugh...I'm sick too!! I'd considered investing in a Neti Pot...but if its not even helping you, maybe it'd be a pointless purchase. I'm pretty stuffy. I hope you feel better soon!! Not gonna lie...I hope I feel better soon too :p
Oh...and the...IT on your desktop? Most def Voldemort. It has to be.
and Congrats on your award!! =]
poor you. i'm sorry you're sick. terrible that the neti pot has failed to work for you. but HOORAY for winning the dazzle award. you are fab.
K where do you work that they would put that one your computer?! Im scurd for you! That looks like Mr. Bigglesworth from Austin Powers! Watch out
shoot sorry you are sick that is NO fun! I am so HAPPY you won though I figured you would :) ! Let us know if the movie is good.
I can't tell you how hard i laughed and i might even have peed my pants when you called that monster voldemort. Simply brilliant!
Aw I'm sorry you're sick. I'm sure Tedward will be at your beck and call though, right?
Congrats on the Dazzle Award! You definitely deserve it!
And in regards to your Twitter x amount of days ago- Yes we read this blog too. ;)
Dang Ted! Hope you feel better. I will forever have that creatures face burning in my head. Hope I dont have nightmares tonight.
I am not a good wife to a sick husband. I just wanna tell him "Yeah, well, I've grown 5 babies and birthed them. Get over it." (But I don't.)
Zac Gayfron + Adam Lambert = Looooove
Lauren, i feel ashamed to say that i have read your blog for quite sometime and have never commented... but thats only cause i didnt have my own blog!! but now i do and so im commenting! swagger is a SiCk word! loves it and im going to go see 17 again tonight!!! can not wait!!!
I am jealous you are seeing 17 Again! I have to wait until I get home and then it might not even be in the movie theaters anymore....
sorry you're sick, zac will make everything alright. mmmmm..
Lauren exercises her infinite power by deleting comments. kthanxbye! :)
No joke, I had to look up swagger in the UrbDic as well because I love saying it but wasn't entirely sure I knew the definition ;)
PS: it's kristina - girl with the boyfriend who has tedward curls
aaaah, m'love! i'm sorry that you're dying :( how can i help you not die? besides... uhmmm... i dunno?
and i'm pretty sure that cat IS Voldemort.
FEEL BETTER! I still want to hang out. Cause ps I'm moving to oklahoma in 2 weeksish. I shant return until september.
How was the movie?! We were going to see that but it was sold out.
Congrats on winning! weee!
Don't feel too bad-I was a bad wife too after my hubbie had nose surgery. He was so dreary and every time I tried to help him he pretty much just told me to go away (I don't blame him, he was feeling really crappy) but I didn't know what to do so I just left all the time. But he didn't starve either, at least we can keep them alive, right? Its good to know I'm not the only one.
Hi.
I don't know you, but i found Lauren's Bite through Facebook! I love both of your blogs. They always make me laugh and you are so creative with your posts and how you decorate your home! Well sorry you are sick and I think that freaky little bald thing crawled right out of a nightmare I once had.
-Chelsea
Sorry you're sick,
happy you won,
zac is hot
that cat is not
Where in the world is Pocket Edward?? Is he still being held hostage? :(
I LOVE your blog, Lauren. And CONGRATS on winning Female Twilighter Dazzle Award! You deserve it! (Insert whoops hollars claps and whistles here)
:)
Contrats for winning the Top Female Blogger Award!!! You totally deserve it. What with your Edward card on my fridge and everything! ;)
I hope you are feeling better soon!
Feel better soon sweet Lauren! Being sick is no fun at all. It's been a long, long time for me... and I hope I didn't just jinx myself.
You're a doll! hugs!
P.S. my younger sister has a hairless cat. I know, I know...
Are you feeling better?
Did you get to see Zac over the weekend?
The Neti Pot grosses me out.
I associate the word "swagger" with Sawyer. And now...you!
OK, enough of my randomness...
XOXO
I knew you were going to win. Woohoo for Lauren! I hope you feel better.
Congratulations on your win! I hope you are feeling better now and that the sickness is fleeing your body!
Congratulations, on he award! Sorry you are sick.
Feel better! My mother loves her neti pot, she swears by it. She told me I'm getting one for my birthday.
Swagga is quite possibly as wonderful a word as the phrse, "hot mess".
Congrats on winning the dazzle award! You deserve it.
That icky sickness has already had me in it's grasp and I will tell you a secret... put a little peroxide in your netti pot. Yeah it burns like the dickens, but it kill the bad guy germs....just sayin'.
The Voldemort cat had me laughing hard! So gross it's almost cute!
Here's a big congrats on your winning the Top Female Twilighter Dazzle Award!!
Russ and I are not big fans of complaining so we know when we get sick we have to be tough because neither one of us deals very well with it--seems to work!
Um.. are you still sick. You haven't blogged for a while. Are you ok. I think I'm gonna have to come to Mesa and see if you are still alive!
You can't die. You are TOP FEMALE TWILIGHTER of '09!
So stop it, k?
Hope you're feeling better! Too bad I can't make it to your bloggy get together. I won't be in town until the next weekend...
Hey - I would not be a loyal fan of your blog if I did not let you in on something. My Brother has a band - and one of their songs is being considered for "New Moon"
Here is the link to it.
http://www.myspace.com/innocencelostprofile
It is the song Heart of Stone. So we'll see if that pans out! He'll know soon!
I miss your posts!
Feel better soon :)
I'm so sorry that you've been sick!!! I was sick last week, as well as Navy, and it was no fun!You need to post again! I am having busybeelauren withdrawals:) Much love!
Are you okay?!? i hope you feel better soon!! i'll admit it... i'm missing you posting!!! you spoil us all then you go get sick. tedward isnt supposed to let you get sick!!! seriously though, i hope everything is okay and that you arent too too sick! hope to hear from ya soon!
Man, the nettie pot cracks me up :)
... I might kinda want one.....
Give us a shout out Lauren!
Are you alive?
Do I need to blog your mother?!
Get better soon, I miss your amazing posts!
Ps. Congrats on the twilight award. You defintely deserved it!
I definitely can't stop laughing at that hideous cat/dog/thing picture...the more I look at it the more I laugh...
73rd! Woot!
I just had to tell you that your naked cat photo made me laugh so hard!
Fat porker!
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