I was looking at my sitemeter the other night and noticed something quite shocking. My readership has grown 7x the amount since last May. Which means a lot of you aren't commenting. Which is cool...if you want to be lamespice. FYI...lamespice=lame=not cool. Just sayin'...
I then realized, it's probably because I haven't properly introduced myself to you! How rude of me! Please forgive me for my lamespice manners. My mother would be ashamed!
1. Umm..hi. I am Lauren. I pronounce my name like this:
LAW-WREN
2. I may be a little biased, but I think it is the prettiest way to say it. Just sayin'...
3. I make fun of pigeons, and say they are hideous...but it's only to cover up the undying love I have for those sicknast little rats with wings.
4. I call my husband "The Tedward" on the blog, but never in real life. I didn't realize I never called him Tedward besides in blogland until the other night when he was reading my blog he asked "Who is Tedward?" and I had to tell him that Tedward was him. I don't see how he could be confused when I was talking about "kissing The Tedward". Like I kiss random people. Psh.
5. By the way...my husband is a little "special" if you know what I'm sayin'...
6. I like to make fun of myself...and my loved ones. Don't get offended when I make fun of you...it just means I love you.
7. I really have a thing for frosted mini wheats. They are kinda like my best friends. That I eat.
8. Edward Cullen is cool, I guess.
9. I was first in line at the first showing of Star Trek. I didn't plan it to be that way. We just showed up early so we could have the seats where you put your feet on the bar. Waiting in line, it appeared that we were serious fangirls and fanboys...and I am regretting arriving so early, for that reason. BTW...Chris Pine is teh.hottest.
10. Possoms are my favorite animal. Don't judge.
11. I was interviewed by a celebrity gossip website here. for my semi-cool Twilight website.
Now that you know about me...It's YOUR turn to comment to me and introduce yourself! I am stealing this idea from cute Niki at "A Lovely Lifestyle" because I am a stealer like that. If it's your first time commenting, YAY! for new friends! If you are a long time reader, tell me something I don't know :)
Lurkers, come out, come out!
200 awesomespice comments:
ME FIRST???? that never happens!!! You know me...right????
I sort of have a thing for Eminem.
And I've found that probably only 1/6th of my readers actually comment, and I think that's pretty typical.
Kate, of course I know you! :)
Kristina...yes. Blog readers are like that. However, I do this delurking thing every once and a while and it's fun :) Eminem eh? Sick. haha!
I love reading your blog...but I never have anything funny to say to your posts...so I just read.
Kkrowan - HI! *waves.hi!* You don't have to say anything funny. Just be you! :)
You know me.
But you probably don't know that I have 11 toes.
Well, that's cause I don't.
But I do know how to turn lights on and off with my tongue.
Um...I can't believe I knew you in real life and didn't realize how cool you were.
That's my fault though. I tend to be quite IRL much like in blogland...
Hi Lauren! I'm sorry...I'll DEF comment more. Pinky swear. Me no like-y being lamespice. =]
~~!!~~ (<-- that's me pinky swearing)
Natalie - please tell me that you don't do that. So many germs.
Pink Flip Flops - I am really quiet too. People think I am lamespice in real life.
Tasha - HI!!! You are no longer lamespice ;)
I don't comment very often because I hate to be a burden and make you read yet ANOTHER comment on your blog. Also, it's hard for me to just feel like one of the million people who read and comment. I like to be special. But, like Harry Potter, it's worth the read even if everyone else is doing it.
And Lydja is not my real name. It's just a fun nick name for the blog world. Lydia is my real name.
We've met before on the internets. Then I admitted that I'm not a Twilight fan more than I am a Harry Potter fan and you stopped commenting.
Sad story.
I like to shut my door not all the way so my little boy can open it a little to make sure I'm in here. It's so cute to see his darling face peeking through the opening!
Hey! I am susannah, and lOVE your blog! You are so amazing!!
I agree that's the best way to say Lauren.
I could eat frosted mini wheats everyday. Have you tried the strawberry flavor? Not even half as good if you ask me.
*waves*Hello! I'm Margarita and I read your site and it always makes me LOL. Thanks for bringing a smile to mah face!
I'm so not a lurker, just a very busy and tired mama of 4...so even though I don't always take the time to comment (I know, the insanity!) I'm sending you cyber love and enjoying every tale you tell!
Let me tell you something you don't know about me...
One time I tried to break into an old movie theater....
:D ya... i'm a ruffian.. you can say it!
Um... Where is this party? I havent heard anything about it. But told camille I wanted to be there.
Hey Lauren! I've commented a couple of times on your both your blogs, but not nearly as often as I should, clearly. I'm Meghan. Sometimes I sign as Meghan, Meghan O, or MEO18. It's hard when there are other Meghans out there and since I don't have a blog (I should get on that) it's hard to differentiate. Sorry, boring comment, I'll come up with better one's later =)
Keep on blogging!
Meghan
OH yeah, I'm MEO18 on twitter =)
i totally know what you mean about the crazy amounts of blogs to read!! So really, don't worry about it, I just wanted to be hilarious in my comment.
I'm Sara. I comment on both your blogs so I guess I'm not lame.
Here are some things you may not know about me:
-When someone says "Jacob Black" I physically cringe
-My husband thinks I'm nuts.
-I think he's lame.
-My daughter is awesome and today I was reading your blog and she pointed at it and said, "Lauren's Bite!" I told you she was awesome.
-I cut the crust off my sandwiches, but still eat both the crust and the sandwich.
-I wanted to be a lawyer but I switched majors when I realized that I couldn't say "penal system" out loud without giggling.
I love love love your bloggy! It is so funny and provides such a break from the mundane day-to-day! Oh, and I am with you on frosted mini-wheats. They are the best by a long shot!
that's a way cool interview snippet!! :) Go Law-wren. How did I not know that's how you pronounced it. And I agree. It is the prettier of the pretty ways to say it.
Hey, you have a very cool Twilight website. :) And it was so fun interviewing you!
Hi love.
that's pretty much all I got.
Hi, I'm Jill. Mom of 2 girls and 1 boy. The girls say things like "I just farted in your lap" and "don't talk to me while I'm eating my boogers." I found your blog by accident, but they my sis-in-law says she went to high school w/ you, one year younger. I'm a Westwood 94 grad, I noticed you were one too (just a lot younger than me). I LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog and quote it to my husband all the time. Mostly he doesnt' get it, but it makes me laugh out loud. Keep it comin', and visit my blog sometime! (not nearly as funny as yours, but I do try).
Hey! Something I'd like you to know about me is that I love all things cranberry. Even the color.
Thankyouverymuch.
You already know me. I will admit that I don't comment of every post. Sometimes I just have time to read the feed and then I am off!
Something you don't know about me...hmmmm. I was in two different Rock bands back in my more youthful days. Neither of them went anywhere, but it was fun!
Hi my name is Shayla, pronounced "Sha-niqu-a" sometimes "Sha-na-na" 'cause that's how I roll.
I totally know how it is, I too love to be validated on my blog with the nice comments.
I've been known to comment, but I could really step it up and leave multiples on every post to make up for the lurkers if you'd like!
Something you may not know about me is that I'm crazy fun awesome. Seriously. I love a good time & I'm not quiet AT ALL. You're going to love me as a RLF. {K that sounded super stalkery. Swear I'm not gunna force you to be my friend in the real life, you do have a choice. k I sound creepy. I love you?}
Hey!
I pronounce my name Law-Wren too. When I was younger my mom would yell at people if they pronounced it the ugly way.
Umm.. something you don't know about me...mmmm, I have Hoppogriff too.
Ok not really I have a dog named Butch. He was named after Butch Cassidy. I pretty much love outlaw cowboys!
Hi! I'm Sara(with no H-yeah)! I'm scared of ANYTHING touching my ears! I think you're kinda hilarious! It's true. You make me laugh out loud and people at work give me funny looks. Thanks for that. :)
I have commented a couple times and you have commented on my blog a couple times also. Some things you don't know about me are I have arthritis, I love pizza and could eat it every day, I love Del Taco and I could eat that every day too, and I LOVE coke slurpees they are my new addiction. I will try and comment more you deserve it!
Hey there, I'm Jenn (always with two n's). I adore diet coke. I date a man named James, who is the jam. I like to craft (like...crafty-crafts). I emailed you when I was writing a paper for college about Bella Swan, which p.s. got an 88 on. I also think Edward Cullen is cool...and that Jacob black is a silly little boy.
I vote, you should scurry over to my blog and comment as well...yea.
Introducing myself!
Hi, I'm Trina! I live in Tennessee, and I stumbled upon this blog through your Twilight blog one day when one of your pocket Edward posts was linked at the Twilight Lexicon. I think both of your blogs are super cute and funny, so I read both. I don't mean to be a stalker, I just think that other people's lives are more interesting than mine! Reading about other people is a way to see other parts of the world. But yeah, I don't mean to lurk, I just never have anything witty to say!
Ok, first... Amen on the pronunciation. That drives me crazy. Second... Sorry for being the total lame-o lurker that I've become... everyday I mean to try harder, and everyday, I'm reading my reader while running late for work :/
The end.
HI, I'm Jessica!! Natalie got me HOOKED on your blogs! I love them, you're hilarious!!
Lydja - that is the silliest thing you could say to me. It would never be a burden to receive another comment :)
Susannah Jane - Hey girl! I have been to your cute blog before :)
Tia - I have heard many times the strawberry ones are less than satisfactory. I will trust you!
Margarita C - Hi! I am glad you delurked!
PRP - Girl, I know how it is. You are sweet to comment!
Shelby - You ARE a ruffian. That is awesome!
Whitney - Tomorrow at Costa Vida at 1:30! You must come!
Meghan - I like the way you spell your name! Cute :) I wish you had a blog so I could comment to it :)
Sara - Your daughter just won the coolness award.
Bayloretta - Best.comment.ever. Thank you for the sweet compliment!
Jayci - I never told the blog that I pronounce my name that way. I fgured it would be a good thing to mention since I am meeting people tomorrow for the first time at a blog meet and greet :)
Taylor - Thank you for interviewing me! It was fun!
Mombabe - That was all I needed. Love you.
Jill - HI! Are you Noelle's sister?!
Randi - I love cranberries too!
Heffalump - What did you play!?
Shayla - I am excited for our real life friendship! :)
Lauren - we are sooooo twins!
Yay! I'm so glad you were interviewed and that other people get to learn of your awesomeness. Too cool. Just don't forget us little people when you hit the big time, 'k?
I am in love with the directive you put below the "Leave your comment" form. LOL!!!!
Also-also, I lurve the new blog layout. I need to get off my lazy butt already and ask Leelou to custom make me a layout. Was it expensive?
Hi Lauren! *waves*
Well I'm 19 and I'm from Brisbane, Australia. I have a blog, too, which you kinda inspired me to start! Reading yours made me remember how much I used to love blogging on MySpace so I started one here and I love it :)
P.S. LOVE the new layout!! I love those sorts of patterns muchly :)
So, Law-wren, we have the same black shoes--the one's your wearing in that picture. Well I got mine at Target and if you didnt then they are just similar and not the same. Normally I hate when people have the same items of clothing that I have--even though I shop at Target where everyone shops--but seeing as how you live so far away from me here in Kansas City KS...I won't let it bother me.
So I read your site (and lauren's bite too) for every post but I'm a terrible commenter so yes I'm admittingly lamespice. I'll try better.
Law-wren,
We're kinda like bloggy friends, since we've commented a few times back and forth. If I lived in the AZ I would TOTALLY come to your Costa Vida party because you are completely awesome and I want to be your friend. I said something was "lamespice" yesterday, and the husband laughed at me for being a crazy person. I think he's jealous.
Also, I LOVE the new blog header! You're super creative. :)
I've commented before, just don't do it often sorry about that. Couple things:
1. Love the new layout
2. Had to get a netti pot last week due to sinus issues, and when the dr told me about it I knew exactly what it was because of your informative netti pot post. And I would agree it's pretty much the most fab thing, and I am fascinated by what comes out...I know I'm gross like that.
3.Have a fabulous weekend.
I found a super cute digi-scrap kit for you at Scrapmatters.com its called Shabby Chic!! Check it out! You'll love it :)
Hey Lauren! I love your blog. You finally coaxed me out of lurkerville, so this is my first comment. I'm Stacey (with an "e," the only respectable way to spell it). Sometimes I'll type my name stacEy just to give the "e" some proper credit. I also will admit that Edward's awesome taste in cars slightly factored into my recent decision to purchase a Volvo (not silver, however).
(set the scene..*all bloggers are sitting in a circle via therapy group in RENT movie, except none of us have AIDS well atleast that I know..and if you do bless your heart and I'm here if you need me* )
My name is Lil' Woman and I am addicted to your blog.
There I delurked myself..are you happy now?!? j.k. but really I do enjoy reading your blog and I will def. step up my comment game! : )
P.S. I'm also addicted to Frosted Mini Wheats...something about that sugar fibery goodness! Mmm.
K, so I've actually never visited your site before. Seems friendly enough. I'll be your friend. I'm trying to get my blog started.
Oh I Almost forgot about that post of mine...
I'm niki and I won "most likely to become the beyonce" award my senior year.
That's right... White girls can have ghetto booties and drop it low too.
hey cute new background and photo!
uh, random fact...I used to speak japanese and didnt know english.
now its the other way around.
Ummmm SAM-AN-THE but for really samantha and random thing I read your blog and refer people and then they get so wrapped up in you rblog they forget i have one lol true story but its okay i dont say much entyways! keep on being non lamespice and I sadly never got a blog party invite :(
Howdy! I'm Kristen and, yes, I don't comment as often as I should. Your blog gives tend to give me that jolt of hilarity that sends me into the rest of my day. Your like Red Bull with more "Spice" that is not lame.
Something you don't know... hmmm... I've seen the movie "Scream" probably 25 times. But now I can't watch it because they cuss too much. (That and all the killing and stuff...)
I have read your blog ever since you commented on mine (thanks!) and I've laughed, cried, it was practically like a movie.
Listen to how random this is: I showed my friend the navy nautical dress that Blair is wearing in your previous post and she said, "I have that dress!" She then showed me the website and it is the exact dress. I might just have to buy it, but it's $150. Do you want to buy it together, split the pay, and then we each can own it for half the year? Think about it. Let me know. :)
Okay...you caught me...I'm a lurker! That's lamespice! But I love both of your blogs. I love that you are yourself. What a concept...srsly!
Well anywhoo...I'm a mom of 3. I love to cook and bake. I live in the other HOT place...So. Utah! My favs are sunglasses, lipgloss and flip flops. A random thing: I saw the Twilight movie before I read the books. Don't judge. I'm hooked though, I'm currently reading Eclipse. LOVE IT! Ok. You're adorable. Kthxbye!
Hi!!! I'm JenJen (too many Jennifers, Jennys, Jenns & Jens in the world I tell ya!!!), and yes ... I'm a lurker! Just gotta say that you're freakin hilarious and I pink puffy heart your blogs. I'll try my hardest to comment more often, I'm usually laughing so hard that my brain shuts down and I can't think of anything intelligent or witty to say.
I'm Ali. 20 1/2 years old. Live at home, soon to be unemployed other than the 4-8 hours a week at the Disney Store and I read both of your blogs and quote them to people and about pee myself every time I read your posts. ;)
*BTW that's in a good way*
I don't know if I qualify for the lamespice category cuz I comment....but only so often....... so I guess that is pretty lamespice ok I'll admit it! But I'm commenting now! ;)
Hi! Yes another Jenifer. But I spell mine with one 'N'. So yeah...I'm a lurker. Sorry I always felt like a creeper just lurking but I felt like it would be even creepier to comment when you have no idea who I am. I guess I have been secretly WAITING for you to post something like this to come out into the open! I totally LOVE your blog. You have actually inspired me to take more pictures (just got an awesome new camera) and to get up to date with my scrapbook! I don't even remember how I found your Twilight blog but through that I found this and LOVED it! So Hi! I am Jenifer from another HOT place - South Carolina (hot and sticky). I am a first grade teacher and will be celebrating my 2nd wedding anniversary this month! No kids yet (I'm with you on that front). I will try to not be lamespice (or creeperspice) and comment more (on both blogs)! :)
My name is Crystal. It really is my real name. I'm 25.
I'm Canadian. I live on the East Coast and pretty much live on the beach in the surfer as a beach bum/surfer girl.
I lived in Las Vegas last summer and it was the most exciting summer of my life. I miss my American friends there DEARLY.
While trying to find a career and put my university degree to use, I'm a server at the coolest, funnest mexican restaurant in town!
I'm an only child and I love it.
I have the most amazing parents, family and friends.
I have a wonderful boyfriend of little over three years who means everything to me.
I have a bad tendency of attempting to break up with said wonderful boyfriend from time to time because he Isn't Edward Cullen.
I'm a huge Twilight dork.
When you commented on my blog once, I nearly died of excitement. You can ask my friends. They witnessed it.
Oh yes, those same friends LOVE your blog as well but don't blog themselves so they'll never comment.
We literally love your decorating style and we cried over your wedding photos once <3
You inspired me to start my own Pocket Edward adventures and now my PE has a huge facebook following haha.
Lastly, I love love LOVE your blog and promise to comment more.
-C
hey hot stuff. the kids were gone at a friends house overnight and paul and i really really wanted to see the midnight showing of ST last night {this morning} but i didn't know how mabel would do in a loud theater. it was sad because that movie looks fantastic.
oh and my readership has gone DOWN 7x since last may. haha. okay maybe not that much. but ya. i usually have 1/3 of my readers comment. or less. it's just what people do.
Hi I'm Candyce I have commented a couple of times on older posts just last week cuz ummm i just found your blog last week. I live in southern utah (yay for hot weather) I'm pretty lamespice and never have anything witty to say.... and because of you I often catch myself saying things like lamespice.... or other such spice words that I make up as I go. Ha ha if you want to read about when I found your blog go check mine out.
k im not going to lie.. i totally staulk you lar. but hey..thats what old neighbors are for! um staulking i guess??
P.S. I'm an animal lover I have 3 dogs (plus 6 puppies we are trying to get rid of) a pig named Henwyn (like from the black cauldron altho she is not magical as far as I know) a cat (who I am convinced is Satan part of the time) and 4 chickens.... Yep I feel like I am in a farm but hey I pretty much love it hee hee my kids don't like poo duty tho :0)
Hi! So I stumbled on your blog a few weeks ago during a late-night "I'm not asleep so I might as well be blog-surfing" episode. And I've been hooked. I love your sweetness - and your humor! And I love you and Ted. You two remind me so much of me and my cute husband. Just younger. But we started out at the same age as you. We've been married 8 years and have 2 boys now!
So for something about me... I once had a dream about a spider that was as big as a toilet. The dream was so vivid that for years I thought it had actually happened!
What up Law-Wren. Wrens are pretty birds so including it in your pronunciation guide is only appropriate.
I'm not not long time reader only long time admirer.
You = amazing but you already probably knew that so I have a really hard time if things don't have a place. things being inanimate objects like a bike or book.
btw your pink minipod is broken.
hey! I'm abbey from little a and I read your blog all the time... but I usually don't have time to comment. but I mean, I don't even have lurkers.
my obsessions: EDWARD CULLEN, beauty and the beast, j crew, the office, DISNEY WORLD! (srsly. the happiest place on earth!), pink (the color) and snow (I live in florida)
ADORE your blog(s)!
Hi. My name is Andrea. and i've only known you for like 6 years... or something like that.
My favorite animal?? FLAMINGO.
because its hot pink and has mad balancing skillz.
love you!
LOVE the new layout, btw
hey! i'm randi... i'm only coming out of hiding because the word lurker makes me feel like a creep ugh... your blog and sense of style rock my socks!
Hi my name is Buttons & I'm insecure that I say your name wrong. I only know how to say it one way. At this point it's too late b/c I've known you and said your name in my head and to my cats so many times that it's impossible to change. So quite possibly I'll be the bloggy bff who just says your name the lamespice way.
Something about me..... Oh, I comment on all your posts.. even when I don't read them on Wednesdays
XO
Your mom is lamespice.
Hey Lauren, Yeah I am a lamespice lurker and a total stalker. I check way too many times a day to see what you have to twi-say (and I am learing about Gossip Girl - thanks!)
You don't know that my 3 year old, Beeda is a vampire - a veggie one who I must remind to only bite animals (she prefers cows).
Lauren I ♥ you! in a very non-stalker kind of way.
i don't want to be lamespice, so here are a few fun facts about me if you will...
1. my name is Kim...and i get called kimpossible all the time.
2. i live in the middle of nowhere Alaska.
3.i had my plastic-bff-edward at the temple when i was Sealed. (srsly im not a weirdo. he stayed in my bag)
4. i have a hot pink laptop...it is the best gift my husband ever gave me!
the end.
ps...love the pink layout!
oh, i think you know a little TOO much about me...
here is the latest... i am planning on going private in blogland.
lame.i know.
ps. love the new header. it rocks house.
Hey, it's me...most likely your eldest reader! You know I am a Westwood alum living in Utah missing the sun and re-doing my bathroom. Let's see...my husband thinks I am way cool because I am up on current music. My Ipod is full of stuff like Muse and Dashboard and all kinds of groups he has never heard of. My daughters make me listen to the Jonas Bro.s and I admit they are good!
oh you are to die for cuteness. and i love your new profile pic. my nikster is one mastermind full of amazing ideas...that girl.
so...my right foot is bigger than my left. and not just a little and whole shoe size. maybe even a size and a half. you dont really notice unless i point it out....like now.....publicly. haha
Hi Lauren! I really enjoy reading both of your blogs-your posts always make me smile.
Something about me. . .I'm yet another Jen, but my full name is Jenny and not Jennifer. It used to really irriate me when someone assumed I was a Jennifer. But I'm over it now. Mostly.
Thank you for claifying the pronuciation of your name. If we ever met IRL I would have said it wrong and then felt completely lamespice. But if I ever do call you Lor-ren, instead of Law-wren, you can call me Jennifer and I won't be mad. Promise.
Hello, I'm Staci. I am semi-new to this whole blog thing and "Lauren's Bite" was one of the first ones I came across. I loved it then I added this one too. I love the new look btw. I have commented once for a Discussion Wednesday, and one where we added our own captions(so FUN), but not on here yet so, now I have made my appearance.. I also just want to say thanks, cuz you make me laugh in your blogs they make my crazy day with 20 preschoolers fade away. Hmmm, am I saying you are my Calgon? Maybe I am lamespice..
for starters, Im Kortnii
for enders, youre new layout is the bomb. end of story.
anyway, to continue on with starters, Im a girl who found your Twilight blog at random. I dont even remember how it came across. seriously. its bugging me now. but i loved it. it made me lol. for real. which is pretty amazing if you ask me.
and then since i was feeling creative, and i already ad a blog on here [i deleted it, was seriously lame, and made my current one. which is not lame.] and then stummbled upon this happy place in some way, and here we are.
oh yeah, i ramble a lot. but its all in fair fun. :]
and i also love Disscusion Wed.
Xk
ooo I like the new background and header!
Hi, its me again. I like that picture of you and Ted at the top, very cute.
I like crunchy peanut butter and reduced fat wheat thins, not because Im worried about the fat but because they taste better for some reason. Random but I bet you didnt know that.
I love your blog. I hear that you have quite the following of blog stalkers up here in Washington State. My friend told me about your awesome blog and I am so hooked. I especially love that you saw Lafawnduh at the temple. That makes you extra cool in my eyes.
Hi...I'm Jen...And I'm a Twilight addict...Lol. They really do need a "Twilighters Anonymous" lol. Well, just...check out my blog please. It would make a teenage girl awesomespice :D
Hello hello Lauren. My name is Julie, but you know me as Leelou. I've been following your blog for the last two months. After reading Lauren's Bite I figured you had a regular blog, so I cyber stalked until I found it. Creepy hu?
I thought you would think that, hence the lack of comments from me.
I think you're hilarious, I want to say things like "That's what she said" and "Return with B0n3r" on my blog, but I'm scared of my super righteous in-laws, so I come here to live vicariously through you. Plus, the opposum is my fav. animal too. What are the odds? We were meant to be friends.
i'm commenting! i'm commenting!!
so loved your last blog and i'm gunna steal it soon. just letting you know. cuz gossip girl fashion is da bomb.
Hi Law-wren! I'm Crissie...uh, just pronounce it like it looks.
I've been a comment-leaving-fool ever since I found your blog a couple months ago.
I'm a native Arizona girl and I'm totally afraid of cockroaches. You know, the real big ones (we grew up calling them sewer roaches).
I am fond of talking in movie quotes with my sisters. It can be kind of annoying if you're not familiar with those movies.
I love to start projects and I think I can do anything I see on the home repair shows. Hey, that's 3 things.
I love your blog! And from here I found your mom's blog of which I am also a fan.
The End
I am a convert to the church.
I admit it...I'm a lurker. But not now since I'm saying hello. I've been reading your blog for a while, and it makes me feel really lame when I tell my boyfriend a story about something that happened to you...like I know you? Yeeeah. I swear, I have real life friends! haha. I don't know how/why I started reading your blog but I can't stop! Thanks for keeping it interesting. Also I am jealous of your cute living room and you have given me some good decorating ideas! thanks!
Hi
I have been a lurker for awhile now never relly had that my to say though i do love this blog and laurens bite, they make me laugh so much. I got on to your twilight blog through the twilight lexicon, which le me here. I love ur pocket edward posts. Thanks to this blog I have started to use the word sicknast.I'm from New Zealand.I have thought of starting my own blog recently but not sure wot 2 write about.I love Harry Potter and Twilight equally.
Love Holly.
I've commented before. I love your new layout and frosted mini-wheats, have for a long,long time. Your blog makes me laugh out loud, you must be so fun to be around.
hmmmm....about me. I have four little kids, they recognize anything 'Twilight' and Edward and Bella.
BTW Jordan-I am totally wih you on pizza and coke slurpees!
Love love love your blog! Wish I was handy and crafty like you too! Love the new look of the site too. Frosted Mini Wheats are fantastic, although Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats are even delicious-er (if you can even believe that 'cause I didn't at first)!
Hi sweet Lauren - I feel so old and uncool around your awesomeness! You know I just adore you so much! I wish I could see you more.
hmmmm something you don't know about me - um... I'm not even sure! I love vanilla Golden Spoon with mini gummy bears!!
law-wrenspice! im MJ.. [muffin] like your awesome[spice] way of adding Spice to like every word for the bestest emphasis or whatever i kinda do the same thing only with Muffin haha idk why but i just started calling everything and everone a muffin like... two years ago?.. so yeahh
ummmm... lets seeee i actually found your blog as i searched 'Pocket Edward' [gasp] on google after somehow that i totally forgot ended up on that other pocketedward dude who seems like more ghetto LA ish pocketedward.. hmm but yeahhh YOU'RE the creator and therefore awesomespice to the max.
about me.. im a silly girly girl who loves anything pink- which btw your new layout is lovelymuffin! i'm a native san franciscan. i'm a park ranger who has an "I Drive Like a Cullen" bumper sticker... everyone still thinks im in high school when they see all my twilightness, high school musicalityness, hello kittyness, pinkness and random stuffs okay then yeah im a huge girl.
oh and apolo-geez i tend to typetalk a lot.. blabber!
POINT IS you're the bomb dot com. and i think i live you too and will love leaving more comments!
Hey Lauren!
I already came out of lurkdom a few posts ago, but I never introduced myself:
My name's Pia, I'm 22, I live in Cologne, Germany, I have a very strong hatred towards peas, but I love your blog!
Alright, I am lame enough in life so I figured I better post.
I'm not sure why I don't post more often. I guess I thought you were already so popular that you didn't need to hear from me. I'll try to do better.
Like so many others, I don't post comments very often because I think you're way too cool and too busy to respond. And since I'm one of those people who needs a response to NOT feel lame....
A few things:
-I LOVE your blogs. They make me feel young again. (I'm only 31, but being a stay-at-home mom with 2 kids, I feel so much older).
-When I read about your adventures (or misadventures) and see pictures of your rockin' pad, it makes me think of my college years. I used to be so stylish. I live vicariously through your blogs.
-I am so jealous that Tedward is supportive of your Twilight addiction. If only my husband was that cool.
-I used the word "lamespice" in a sentence the other day and felt hip. I had never heard the word until your blog.
-I wish I knew you and your family in real life. You, Ted and your mom seem like amazing peeps!
-You commented on my blog one day, and I felt like a million bucks!
Hey! So I admit I am a lurker. But not anymore. :) I've been reading your blog for a while and I started out reading Lauren's Bite and somehow ended up here. I never comment because I don't have a blog, but maybe I should make one! Anyways, I love your blogs. And I love your cool decorating skills. I'm not creative like that. haha. Bye!
Hi! So I've commented a few times and I just love your blog because it's just funny, and makes me laugh. I know I've met you in the real-life (haha) but just can't remember where...We have quite a few of the same friends...so perhaps one of their weddings or something! So lets see one thing you don't know about me is I'm moving from mesa in 2 months and I'm sad to leave but kind of excited to see the what it's like not in mesa! haha..you know what I mean?
The person that pretended to be Tedward and made him homesexual, is lamespice.
I will be nice to you and delete the comment, and not tell Ted someone posted that.
hello
my name is Soledad and i live in south america
i love your blog because it's really funny
i've never commented because I didn't feel like I had anything to contribute or just say
i will try and comment more often
xo
frosted mini wheats are the bestest.
i don't comment much.
i just laugh and steal your words!
"sicknast" is becoming part of my regular vocab...
Hey Lauren! My name is Jessica. I love your sense of humor and sarcasm. I'm 21, I live in Orem although I'm originally from Boise. I'll be a BYU Law student in the fall. I love music. I think you do too. If you do, and you've never heard of lala.com, check it out. It'll change your world. http://www.lala.com/emaillanding?templateName=SignUp&path=signup%3FinviteToken%3DY3JlZGl0cz01OmZyb209LTkyMjMyNDc1ODE1ODczODQyMzc6dG89bm9vcEBsYWxhLmNvbTo*-ZUNFWZeQnoQJU2%40cLiynZg**&fc=viral.invite.memberLink
I feel like we could be friends in real life if we lived nearby. Oh, and my husband totally reads your blog too. And he sympathizes with The Tedward. And laughs at your hilariousness. We heart you!
Great interview!
I found this blog through twitter which I found thanks to your other blog that I love to read too but also never comment on cuz I am totes lamespice. I'm one of those people that has like over 100 blogs in their Google Reader and not enough time to comment on most of them. I really need to streamline.
hey!
i've been lurking for a while. i kept meaning to comment, but i could never think of anything good to say. so yeah, ill work on commenting more.
i love both of your blogs. i think lauren's bite might be my favorite twilight blog.
i almost said lamespice the other day. but since my friends dont read your blog( i know, i should really fix that and get them hooked like i am) i figured they wouldnt get it and just look at me like im crazy.
yeah, i dont really have anything interesting about myself.
Not gonna lie, obsessed with your blog in a non-creepy-psycho way. :) Your blog is listed in my 'Where you can find me wasting time..' section, although now writing this, I really should find a more flattering word then 'wasting'.....ya
Me= LDS, young 20-something, married preggo who should probably be cleaning something then spending hours on the internet.
Let me start my saying....
Hi,
my name is Lisa and I stalk you!
okay not really stalk you. but I read your blog when I am not chasing my spawn, Or getting creepy thing out of her mouth!
Please know that I no longer will hide my love affair with your bolg! I'm here, I'm not queer. so get use to it!
Hi! I'm Amanda. I found Lauren's Bite first then migrated over here. I must admit, I've been a lurker for a while, but I'm working to change that. I think it's awesome how creative you are. (Love the new layout, btw) And your blogs never fail to make me laugh. Also, lamespice has been creeping it's way into my vocab.
Hi I'm brighton. You don't know me, I'm a lurker :) Shelby introduced me to your blog thanks to your super funny devirgination vacation post. (somewhat long after it was posted) Then I decided I always had to read your funny stories! I just felt lame commenting when you had NO idea who I was. So HIII! I'm brighton. I like your blog. We can be friends now
hi, my name is Acia, so i linked into your blog through my neice while my son was in the hospital and i was going through some super tough times and it always brought a smile to my face ok lets be honest it made me laugh right out loud and i loved it, my kids thought i was crazy but aren't we all just a little. anyway all the women in my family try to go to women's conference at BYU and so this year when we got there me and my neice were using words like, lamespice, gayspice, srsly, and it was great, i even had the words "ain't no thang" written on my name tag. i love your blog it brightens up my day!
Hi Lauren,
This may seem a tad bit on the creepy side, but yes, I do read your blog. You have no idea who I am, and unitl now, I didn't really know who you were either... unitl now! =) Anyhow my name is...
-Jadyn Hicks
-Yes, I'm a mormon girl
-Yes I'm only ALMOST 15... don't be haten'
-Yes I am kind of... anti twilight - but don't hate me! I'm still a pretty cool chicka.
-Yes I'm, wow, near/at the bottom of this commenting list, so you might have some trouble getting to mine, but if you have gotten here, and you're reading this right now... well done!
-I was reading your post called "we're legit" (what does legit mean anyway?...) and thinking to myself, "how in the heck do I kno this girl?" And then, like two days later, I figured it out! Your friend Heidi, who is moving to Utah =(, is the receptionist/front desk lady/very friendly girl whom I usually schedule my appointments with at the Muse salon (the place where I get my eyebrows waxed).
-Yes, I loved your post called something like, "My favorite post ever", and emailed it to like five of my friends.
-I voted for you for the dazzle awards, and posted on my blog for anybody who ma have read it to vote as well.
-Yes, I ADORE the color purple.
-Yes, I THINK I want to be a Photographer when I gorw up.
Anyhow, that's me. And I'll probably start following your blog now that I'm pretty sure you aren't afriad of ALMOST 15-year-old strangers. =)
P.S. Jadyn is pronounced JAY-DIN, not JAY-DEN. It sounds a bit snobbish, but I thikn it sounds prettier with the I sounds rather than the E sound.
Hey! I am Kacie. I have been reading your blog for a couple months, I found it on my friend Kate Lines. I am a mother of 2 little girls. Tatum and Gracie. They are beautiful, and I have an amzing gorgeous husband named Koby!! I love your blog, it cheers me up on days I need some cheerin'!
Hi! I'm Amy in Washington!(yeah don't hate that I live in Cullen land!) I found your blogs from a link on a friends blog to Camille's at Archives of our Lives when she was talking about your blog... I found yours and now I kinda stalk you both! hahaha.. I'm a stay at home mom to my two amazing boys that are both under two. My blog reading time is my sanity time! Even my husband loves the Pocket Edward and always is asking about him! (and he isn't even all that into Twilight) My oldest son (he turns two this month) will point at all of my Twilight books and say "Twilight...no touch!" yeah cauz he rips all of my books so he isn't aloud to touch them!
Ok Ok....I admit it (Raises hand) I am a blog stalker....well not entirely, I have commented a few times, but I never properly introduce myself.
Hi,(Waves) Im Jenna, not Jen, not GeNa, Jen-nah, that would be, Je, double N, Ah...Im not picky, I promise, just when it comes to pronoucing my name, please, say it right. If someone calls my house and asks for GeNa (Insert last name here) I go, Im sorry, you have the wrong number. If you cant say my name right, we have no buisness to do. I mean, seriously, how the french toast hard is it to say Jenna.
Ok...moving on...didnt mean to get hung up on my name. I came across your blog, when I read your Twilight blog. Which a link was posted on CafeMom, because of Pocket Edwards Bath. It made me giggle, (did I just say giggle?... looks.....sure did...HEADDESK) Once I read about PE and all of his funness adventures and your witty sense of humor, I was like...OME, shes my new best cyber friend...but she just doesn't know me...(that sounded kinda creepy...sorry)
Anywho...just wanted to stop, and say HI...I read your blog...and I am not a creepy lurker...I came out of the shadows, which is kind of like coming out of the closet but I am not announcing anything other then, "I am a fan"
Did you ever think you would have a fan base?? Kind of weird huh?
Ok ending this now...think I have rambled enough and if i dont want you to think I am too crazy...I will shut my yap trap now and go along my merry way...ta ta!!! Keep up the fun blogs!
Hi! I'm Alyna. I haven't writen because i thought it would be awkward. shows how much i know! I love your blog though, it's so cute!
i don't have much to say but i love your blog :)
lamespice sounded spicy (becuase of the "spice part) but I guess it just means LAME.
Pffft! Youn people these days.
"Who is Tedward?"
Bwhahaha, oh Ted, you are special.
:D
Lawwren had the prettiest and cutest and nicest blogs!!
Hey :) Let me tell you I love the new design of your blog ^_^ And I will comment more. Promised.
So... I never introduced myself here, let's do it :)
My name is Capucine. And I'm French (yes, French people read your blogs. At least, I do). Pronounce K-pu-seen, because it has nothing to do with a well-known coffee...
I'm an obsessive Twilight fan. Except I don't scream like those teenage girls, because 1.I'm not a teenage girl anymore 2.I do it only in private :p
One last thing?? I use a lot of smileys ^_^
There you are... :) I don't comment much because most of the time my English sucks... So sorry for that!
Love your blogs :D
You never make fun of me :(
's okay! I still adore you and love you.
Good job introducing the Tedauren family.
I didn't know that Ted didn't know he was Tedward! Momma face calls him that, too. LOL
I love both your blogs. It makes my day when you post! I'm just to busy laughing to comment most days...
You know me.
And you probbably don't know that:
1) I'm tongue tied
2) I despise cottage cheese
3) I HATE having dirty feet
4) I'm lactose intollerant
5) I talk in my sleep
Hi Lauren! It's nice to know a little more about you! I'm a sophomore in college in PA and I have no idea how I found your blog(s). I love Twilight (obvs), macaroni and cheese, and Catchphrase. Your awesome blogs inspired me to make my own hopefully entertaining blog, so thanks! :)
PS I like the new layout!
PPS What did you think of Star Trek? I just saw it last night and it was amazing!!
I've commented on your blog 2 or 3 times...but I definitely should comment more!
But I guess I should introduce myself. :)
I'm Britney Jean. I'm attached to my middle name and use it way too often for my own good. Yes, I know it's the same as Britney Spears. Yes, I think she's crazy and ahem, slutty. But I also think she's talented and made a fabulous comeback after her "I'm gonna shave my head episode." I mean, not many people can rebound to sold out tours 2 years after that. Seriously.
I love your blog. It's addicting.
I eat Golden Spoon at least 3 times a week. It's pretty much the greatest thing EVER invented.
And I'm getting married on June 12! So...that means my poor little blog has been neglected. She's not too happy with me. But school + wedding planning + fiance time = no time for blogging...But school = over in 4 days! Yay!
I have commented a few times before on your blog and I follow you on twitter.
I am D'Rae and have my own blog over at www.myslifeoflife.blogspot.com
Love your blogs and think that are super awesome!
My name is Law-Wren too. I used to think that it was a special and unique name, but around this blog it's as common as...hm..let's say Sara.
Who knew?
My blog is all about my baby. I understand it's boring, but that's what happens when all you brain cells are sucked out to make a baby.
Your blog is cool.
the end.
Holy crap, it's not even cool to say hey now, since you already have a bajillion comments, but I will anyway! I am a total lurker. I think your blog is adorable and super funny! Thanks for keeping me entertained!
hello hello
i am one of those bad people who read and don't comment...because i am too lazy to type. yes i am lame. but for you i will stop lurking. so...i am tegan. i live in australia. i occasionally hijack swings and slides at playgrounds, even though i am all grown up now. summer and icecream and small cute children make me happy. and i can't remember my google identity passwords thing, so i will have to remain somewhat anonymous :(
stay smiling!
:)tegan
i am wende - i read both of your blogs because you make me laugh outloud. i have commented before but admit that i don't comment on every post. plus, i'm kind of new, i only discovered you a few months ago.
i also think mini wheats are great but i pretty much love every kind of cereal as long as it's in cold cold milk. i've been known to eat for any and every meal.
i love to send mail - you know, through the postal system, like old times. there's nothing better than getting a happy colored something in the mail mixed in with all the stupid bills.
Hey! I have commented a couple times, but not enough, like most. Let's see, a nice little fact about yours truly... I have two little dogs whose names are bella and Emmett. I bet you can't guess you their namesakes are ;)
Something you don't know...hmmm...
Apparently you don't know that Star Trek fanboys and fangirls are called Trekkies. And no I am NOT a Trekkie, I just happen to know that little factoid.
I so did NOT know you pronounced your name that way, this changes everything! But it does explain your old email address.
Love the new look, love your blog, love you.
I've commented before. :)
Can you do a post with pizookie ideas? Please, please. :) I would love that.
do you feel really powerful making all us lurkers come out of hiding just by saying we should? lol you're clearly magic.
i am becky and i live in the uk. i read your blogs because you make me laugh and so much other stuff just makes me stressed.
becky x
I think I might have commented once or twice, but I just recently got a blog. I'm Laura, and I your blog definitely makes me laugh and I love all the creative projects you do. Keep them coming!
Hi Lauren! I'm April, mom to 4 boys and wife to my adorable Levi. I found your blog while searching for Twilight things, to keep feed my addiction. I love reading your blog, you are always so fun and funny, it just makes me smile. So thanks for all the laughs!!
Dear Law-Wren,
I am Alissa (aka MizRansom on Twitter. I'm a (29ish yr old)from Winnipeg Canada.
Where is Winnipeg? 2 facts. Fact 1:Phoenix bought our hockey team. fact 2:the bad Vamps in Twilight said Winnipeg on the DVD before Laurent freakishly watched the makeout sesh of Victoria and James... (wierd and akward scene) I love you blog x2 and I read them both everyday. My cousin and I have adopted your way of speaking aka your Law-Wren-ismz such as sicknast, kthanxbye, true story, the end and srlsly. I've started the photoblog tribute to your amazing idea, (that you probably think is stupid) called The Adventures of Pocket Edward. I emailed you the link, but you are probably mad about it...
You are changing the culture up here and you didn't even realize! You are singlehandedly changing the world!
Anyway, keep up the amazingly Hilar blogging and know that we LURVE you way up in the FREEZING North part of the continent!
You are reaching us over great distances!
Avec Amour <-french
Alissa (MizRansom)
Hi hi hi! I've never commented before! I'm Brittany, 24, from New Brunswick Canada! My friend Crystal who writes the blog takemetobliss.blogspot.com told me about your blog and I've been hooked ever since! I think you're adorable and I enjoy reading it!
C'est tout! <-also French
~Brittany
Lauren, I lovelovelove the new blog layout! Pretty! Pink & black are my favorite colors! I'm stealing your new button, too, so I can link back to this beautiful lil' piece of the bloggy world! Much love & hope you have a happy Mother's Day with your mom! :)
I have one week left in Italy....and I think you sort of know me I guess! haha but I didn't know that about the Possum animal favorite thing...interesting and Ted is funny, who else could be Teward?!
Um, I always leave comments on your private and public blog, however, I never receive a comment from you? What is up with that girl who sames sicnast and lamespice!
At least your lurkers "come out" when I post it.. They don't.. So I am just happy somebody's reading...
I hate gold jewelry.
wow, i can't believe you had to line up for a movie old-school! we have digital assigned-seat theaters and they rock because you can get there right.before the previews, love it!
Hey!
I try not to be a lurker, but sometimes I am.
A formal intro?
My name is Kam-E.
My hubbs and I are hoping to adopt! It's excellent.
My friend Aubs and I think lamespice is the coolest word ever and use it as often as possible.
Umm... hubbs and I just finished Eclipse. On to Breaking Dawn. Nice.
I love camping.
I dunno.
Nice to meet you Law-wren!
I loves the photos and your new layout!
Ahhhhhhh...I am terrible at commenting on here, but I always read your posts! And, I try to keep up on twitter...I mean we are OC/GG soulmate/twins. ha ha ha
things you may not know about me:
I started a blog...
We have a 'spice' scale at work to describe how we feel about certain situations
I told everyone at the office that their dishwashing skills were sicknast...in an e-mail...no joke
I love frequent flier miles & traveling all over the place
When I am in LA next week I am on the hunt for a Golden Spoon so I can have a life changing experience.
ok. that's all. love the blog. love the tunes. you are a-mazing.
xx, ash
I love your blog...have been reading for a couple of weeks. I even tweet about loving your blog (for real you can check @dcspunkfan) I just wanted to say that I have a way bigger crush on Spock than Kirk after seeing Star Trek (something about those pointy ears maybe) ;)
Let's see...
As wordy as I sometimes get in blog comments, I really don't say much in person.
I'm too sexy for this shirt.
I was heavily recruited by colleges to play soccer when I was in high school. Along those lines, my dad played soccer for his national team (my parents are not from this country).
I think that's about it. You know everything else.
Well. I super love your blog. My name is Mikayla from Las Vegas. I just like to read your blog and laugh at all the funny things that happen! You make me smile.
About me
-I am 21
-go to school at BYU-I for Music Ed and love it
-having the time of my life this summer!!
Hey Girl, so 1st off you have great style, I have copied you on few things. For instance i was so inspired by your reception pics I threw a tea party with your colors and theme. Also you have rekindled my love for Apothecary jars.2nd-ly you CRAKED me up with your comment "Look at this Freakin' idot" about that toad thing @DL ...I laughed for DAYS. Lastly I have never seen or want to see Twilight (you might hate me now I know) but the bath sequence you did with pocket ed was off the hizzle. Basically I think you are super funny and unique gal...keep it comin'
Oh wait about me ..right..
MOM of two
28 yrs old
AZ is home
Trift/Antique store shopper
D.I.Y.-er
always dreaming up my next project
sweetteaparty@yahoo.com
So I have only posted a few times only because I feel lamespice when I do....
-I found your blog through a friends blog before you started "Lauren's Bite"...thus meaning I have lived through and seen "Lauren's Bite 1 & 2 and hope I never have to see 3 :-)
-I have incorporated your awesome words such as...lamespice,kthanxbye, true story, and srlsly into my daily conversations.When people ask me if I made them up I tell them I got them from my friend Lauren...so were friends kthanxbye!
Hi Lauren! I love the new layout... so pretty! I have only posted a few times because I feel weird posting on my "made up" friend's blog :) I wish we could meet in real life, you seem like you would make the best BFF! I feel the same way about UC & Moon over at LTR, but don't tell them... I'll be embarrassed... ok? I used lamespice for the first time this past weekend... my husband didn't know what the hell I was talking about so I had to explain "that I'm down with the kids"... he also didn't get that... sigh...maybe he should read your blog then he wouldn't feel so old.
:)
Hi Lauren... I'm Jenny... I think maybe I told you that before.. But IDK...
I love reading your blog! I told Adam, the guy whose last name I will have soon, that your blog is the bomb.com! He asked what is a blog... I just left it at that... He will have to read it!
Keep up the good work!
Hi! I'm Abby, bekahbuttons' sister. I found your blog on her blog and love to read it because it is just too cute and funny! I have felt like a lurker/stalker though... so I am glad to have this chance to introduce myself. Well, not a whole lot to say other than I just graduated from college, and I've been married for almost 1 year! wahoo! Ok well now I will comment you more since you know who I am!
Hi Lauren! You already know me, and I try to comment, but I am probably still considered lamespice anyway! :D Have a great day. :)
i always read your blog, your hilarious! I found your blog from my sister -in-law Amy!
LAW-REN!!!
You are still teh coolest! Lurkers will be lurkers...
BTW..I think I did forget to pluck my mustache this morning..ACK!!
My friends and I are planning to drive down to LA for the New Moon premire also..maybe we can meet in real life!!
-Claudette
Law-wren I had no idea that you don't call Ted Tedward in real life. That makes me feel better about that. :)
I Love your blog! It is always full of fun and interesting stuff. I often find myself reading old entries and busting up at my desk at work...kinda bad if the boss is around! Let's see...about me...I have a degree in Interior Design, getting married in just under 5 months, and I went to high school with a ton of Mormons, but I'm Lutheran, so I didn't get to go chill in the seminary building across from the school. That always seemed like a fun reason to get off campus.
Sorry for the lack of commenting. Although I have "checked in" I haven't commented. Lamespice, I know. I aim to amend it in the posts to come. Fact is time has been escaping me. I'll be better...promise.
hello my name is malia lani fa'i but you can call me malia.
along with Bekah, i think i will always struggle to say "law-wren" because my brother is Lorin and his is "low-rin". See my problem?
This is why I love you:
because you called Frosted Mini Wheats your BFFs. "And then I eat."
That is pure genius right there.
What don't you know about me?
Um...
I seriously love Barry Manilow's music and will kick boo-tay if anyone makes fun for me for that.
hey! sorry I don't comment enough...I do ready though...but that's lamespice right?
Something you don't know about me...I have a webbed toe :) ok well not just one, since it really takes two toes to make a "web", but one sounds so much more normal than two...
okay, I'll come out and play! :) You know me from other places..and I, Uh...this Edward Cullen is cool too. I guess.
I just sat here and said your name about ten times to figure out why it was so different in my head. Then I got it. Obviously, I'm a little dense sometimes.
I <3 you.
Hi i'm Rachael!! I have commented a few times before but not nearly enough as I should. I am in love your background. Cutest thing I have ever seen. So a few things about me:
- I grew up in Mesa but I have been living in New Zealand for almost a year. It is seriously the best!
- When I grow up I want to be an interpreter for the Deaf.
- I love your blog!!
Nice to meet you!
I voted for your twilight blog and I don't even read twilight. I'm glad that you won though!
Your blog is funny. You should check mine out sometime.
Sorry if this comment is lamespice, but I just wanted to de-lurk and I don't really have anything to say. Hence the lurking...
Well...yes. I am one of those readers you don't really know that comments occasionally when I read a really funny post. That is this one. I don't know how I stumbled upon your blog...probably a friend of a friend's blog link.
Anywho, There is nothing exciting about me...as you may or may not have read on my blog. I do enjoy all of your cute random posts...they inspire me...in all sorts of ways. Like, to find a cute, funny husband like you got. Or to have cute hair like you got...or to, uh, have cool posts like you too. :)
Here's an interesting fact..I am post-poning my wedding for the mere fact that I'm scared to death...is that just Weird/Crazy?? We are still dating, I guess I'm just a VERY slow mover. Oh, and I met you in a health class at MCC..and I would stare at your cute pic of you and Ted that was on the front of your notebook and sigh* haha you two are dreamy delicous.
I started to read your blog after see the Adventures of Pocket Edward...I even tell hubby about it. He says Movie Edward wears lipstick, but he watched the whole movie with me. I know have shared your blog with all the girls at work. We read both of them. Good crafting and cooking ideas. Plus Lamespice is the new Lauren Ebonics.
I always want to leave a funny witty comment after reading your blog, but don't because my boring comment would pale in comparison. True Story. I'm pretty sure you knew the high school tracy.. are we the same person? Yeah, probably not.
I am a total spy and never comment :) ha ha ya for me....ok bye.
I am Tiffany. I'm obsessed with Twilight and all things Edward. My husband thinks I'm retarded and nobody else in the world actually likes Twilight but me.(Seriously, he DOES think that) He also doesn't know the name of the movie is Twilight. He calls it Team Edward cuz I made a team Edward shirt when the movie came out. I might not be the one who is retarded. I like to cuss alot on my blog but in real life I'm a very shy quiet girl. I'm very sarcastic and a smart ass. I love animals. Especially my fatso english bulldog. And you probably won't even read this cuz there are freaking 176 comments on her ALREADY!!
I love reading your blog! It's great for getting my daily dose of laughter in each day! I guess I've been following for a while now, but you are the most hilarious person I think I've ever heard (?). :)
Lauren - You are my guilty pleasure. My husband teases me mercilessly when he catches me reading your blog. He doesn't understand you - though he reads you every time I tell him to. I live in the middle of California and am the busy LDS mother of 4 girls. Your blog had made me remember the great early days of being married while still in college though I must say that marriage gets better and better. I was determined to boycott Twighlight but then gave in and nothing got done until all 4 books were devoured TWICE! Ok - that's me. Love you. - Michelle
I have been so shamed by your calling out of all lurkers that I started a blog about it.....
Thanks for making me laugh. You are one amazing chica!
Sorry, I'm guilty of being a lurker!
But I thought I'd comment after reading your post and tell you how AMAZING I think your blogs are!
Your blogs always brighten up my day and make me burst out in laughter, I check them nearly every day for updates and so on...
Busy bee Lauren and Laurens Bite all the way!
But anyway... You are AWESOME.
:)
Hmmm... one fact about me besides that I've been a lurker up til about 2 minutes ago... i think dragonflies are beautiful and i collect them, but if i come within 2 feet of a real one, i scream bloody murder... :-) love both your blogs!
I think I'm lamespice for just being WAY LATE at commenting...really, though, I don't care.
I live in an area in Alaska where it is more possible to see Russia than Sarah Palin has ever been (ok, so she came here for one of her husbands little snow-machine races...but I bet she hit the bars and didn't look West at al.!)
Fun Fact: Dr. that delivered me in ICELAND, delivered all three of my children here in Alaska!
During my last pregnancy I didn't crave food...I craved Eminem's music...really, frothing at the mouth and everything! Still don't know all the lyrics to even one song though...yea, I'm THAT lame!
kdgrimmer and I hang...
Hi Law-Wren.
My name is Helen and I stumbled upon your blog one day after coming across a Twilight fansite.
You are hilaaaaarious and we have many things in common like a love for Blair Waldorf, Edward Cullen, and Zac Efron.
I don't blog much, because nothing much goes on in my life that I want to write about it in teh internet worldz, but if I were to blog, I'd want to blog just like you.
You are super cool.
OK, you are superfunny and awesomespice. You keep me laughing! Thanks! BTW I love the sicknast. That's my fav word of yours.
Found your blog thru your Laurens Bite blog (which i heart btw) but realize I never comment cuz what would I say, Holla? You always say what I'm thinking, only you say it better, makes me feel a bit like the less witty ugly step sis ya know. Thanx to you words like sicknast and lamespice pepper my convos, it's good times and I'm so glad I found ya!
Hi Lauren,
My name is Stephanie and I admit, I'm a lurker! But I'm changing... I read your post (a long time ago) about baking cookies but not knowing who ate them. And I was guilty of stealing delicious cookies. So I'm leaving a thank you note! Your blog is the best!
I always want to use your words, but you know how some words just belong to other people and it's not the same when you use them.
Thanks for being awesome!
Hi. I've left you comments before but thought I'd say hi again. Possoms are fun. Sloths are better. ;)
i just want you to say hi to me.
a wave would be nice, as well.
!!!!
love you, too.
Hi, I have commented a few times before. I am probably one of the few grandma's who loooooooves reading your blog.
I also read all of twilight books and have seen the movie, but now no more movies for me for a while because DH and I are serving a mission in Belgium and France.
I think you should write a book. You could be even more famous than you are now. Srsly, you should write a book. You are a very talented Lauren.
My name is pronounced "Wren-shka" I go by Ren on the internet because it's easier. Sometimes when I blog I wonder why I even do it because I could just as easily journal and keep it all private. Part of me is weirded out that people I don't know are are reading it but not commenting and part of me doesn't care because it was never about "them" anyway. So I comment on your blog and I love that you reply to twitters as well!
So when I get bored at work I just might go blog hopping. And I ended up at yours one day and kept reading because I love Twilight...and I enjoy your writing. I'm Camille...you can check out my blog but I guarantee it isn't as entertaining as yours!
You are the cutest thing ever. I hope you never stop writing here. PS I'm Brinley, I know Ted from back in the day. You guys are so cute.
Hi!
I'm Courtney (CourteyQ) and I to am a "lurker" but I ADORE your blog!
I like Twilight too and am also related to the "B" family, if you know what I mean, so ya...
I <3 your blog
~CourteyQ
=D
Oh Law-wren, how I've missed thee. Let me count the ways! I've missed you like my favorite bra. I look forward to the perk you give me daily and the smile I have just knowing you're there ... but no one else knows it :)
I'm in the middle of a trans-Atlantic move and have an unfortunate amount of non-access to my happy land. AKA blogger. But I will catch up ...even if it means I have to hire fraulein Maria from Sound of Music to come swing through the trees with my kidaroos for a day so I can pop some popcorn and read to my heart's content.
Um. What? Stalker? NO! What!?!
Do you make yourself laugh as much as your readers? I wonder.
Yup. Actually I'm married to Noelle's brother but I was friends with him when she was born so she's basically like my baby sister. I told her I read your blog and she says "I remember her, she's really funny." Gotta agree on that!
The Twilight stuff you write is my favorite.
i am a follower on your lauren's bite blog and follow you on twitter...you crack me and you sort of remind me of me but you don't have 4 kids and i'm pretty sure we're around the same age. you should check my blog for my kids singing paramore!!
*Hi, Lauren-pronounced-the-correct-way-which-is-LAW-WREN-instead-of-the-lamespice-way-which-is-LOR-REN.*
I'm MJ. I spoke to you on Twitter. Once. You probly don't remember, since you have so many wicked awesome fans. But if you do remember... Haygurrlhay! <-- And I promise never to say that again. :]
Uhm... So yeah this is me introducing myself. I'm very laid-back and chill, but I'm also obsessive-compulsive. Weird combination, I know. I'm very bubbly and energetic (Translation: obnoxious), and I just love having a good time. I like music; I hope to one day be a professional musician. I'm a guitarist-pianist-floutist-singer-songwriter. I am saved by the blood of my main man, Jesus Christ, who gives me life. And maybe, if I get lucky, I'll live in a big mansion right down the block from you and Tedward in Heaven. Yay us!
I enjoy laughing. And that is why I read your blog. Your sarcastic wit and inventive lingo never ceases to amuse me.
:]]]
newbie here. just came by your blog the first time today via Nevermind Normal's blog.
I love how you write! Easy to read and relate! goodtimes
I am a good friend of your SIL (Emmmers). A long time ago she had me read some blog and I got hooked. I'm not a blogger, but I am a photo taking lover/scrapbooker. I'm addicted to pink and I do not discriminate against any cereals except oatmeal. I recently married shortly after you and we are heading to Disneyland for a short vaca. I would love any advice for two lovebirds on a budget! I know it's a fave place for you.
shut up! opossoms are MY fave animal!
Im MJ by the way. just found your blog today.
love.it.
ok, just started reading your blog! I love it! You are hilarious!
-tannis
Hey Lauren! So I know I am a little late commenting here, but I just started reading! I just wanted you to know that I pronounce my name the same way! Sometimes I'll be friends with people for a while and it never comes up, I just let them go on calling me LOR-EN and then we get to talking about names and I'm like "Oh, btdubs you have been pronouncing my name wrong for a few weeks/months/years." I always tell people it rhymes with "star!"
Anyway,
onto introducing myself... I am from Maryland and I'm going into my third year at UVA. I fell in love with Twilight a few months ago (yeah, I'm behind since I ran the other direction when my 13-year-old sister was reading them, but you can only avoid Twilight for so long...) and thats how I found your blogs! My fam took a trip to Phoenix last summer and I am so jealous of your lack of humidity! Its great to read about your marriage, faith, love for the Cullens and adorable crafty-ness. Do you scrapbook? I love to scrapbook!
Anyway... thanks for sharing your life!
Lauren
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