Dear Lifeguard-whose-paperwork-I-enter-into-the-computer,
Umm...hi. "Stumakch" is not a word. However, "Stomach" is a word. ALSO, please don't write, "a litle bee stung the cute little boy in the tum-tum"...it's a tad-bit unprofessional. I'm just sayin'...
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Dear person-that-told-Robert-Pattinson-to-wax-and-work-out,
Ah...so you got me emails, I see....
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I love you for that video. Maybe you can tell the person I emailed about Rob working out, that Kristen needs a less-manly voice. It would be better if you emailed...I think they are sick of me.
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Dear toilet,
Please flush all the way. I hate surprises when I open the lid. Kthanxbye.
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Dear Lauren,
Please buy hair spray...and when I say "Lauren"...I totally mean, "Mama Face". Mom, I need hairspray. My hair looks like a regurgitated possom. Kthanxbye.
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Dear Ted-my-husband,
Thank you for finally understanding that washing the dishes includes actually putting the dishes away. I think I may have seen the heavens open up yesterday.
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Dear Jay-the-Leno,
I miss your chin already. I may or may not have cried when you said you only had one more show, last night.
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Dear Utah readers,
I will be in town on August 22-23rd. And Ann Marie is going to organize a BBQ so I can meet all of you. Who is in? Please, at least 2 people say you are in...or I will cry.
74 awesomespice comments:
FIRST
I'm first, weird. Anyway, I'm in Utah and would totally like to meet you. I'm in.
okay now that that excitement is over a real comment:
I can't believe someone actually wrote "a little bee stung the CUTE little boy in the TUM-TUM". I literally laughed out loud at that
I want to go to Utah.
According to google map, it is 2,888 miles from my house and would take 1day and 21hours. Hmmm. I dont think my 94 topaz will make it :(
But I have already informed my honey that when we go to Vegas next March we may just have to drive to Mesa and say 'hi!' You know, @ Costa Vida and all.
Damnit! Why can't I live in Utah?? Lauren, please come to Tex-ass already.... thank you!
A regurgitated possum??? Dying laughing!!!
Somehow I doubt it... you're gorgeous, silly!!
Lauren you are a crack up for realz m'dear! I have been creeping around your Twilight blog for awhile now and just discovered this one! And yes I went all the way back in the archives and read it all because I am so lamespice! But, I would like to hire your fabulosity interior design skills...you are super awesome, even though your hair looks like a regurgitated possum...see I told you I am super lamespice!
I can probably come to the BBQ!
okay don't shootmeinze'face but i hated the twilight movie. despised. loathed. passionately unadored. and any other made-up synonym you can tack on that.
why? paranoid schizophrenics+manvoiced-woman=bad combination. i think it was casted horribly. that's just me, though. just couldn't stumakch it. {i think it took me longer to figure the phonetics out on that than it would of to floss open dictionary.com :] }
I'm in.. ha-ha..
It's going to be an EVENT!
Fly in people! This is going to be fun! Meet Lauren BBQ!
Pocket Edward and Cut out Edward are attending.. August 22nd.. Details to come! Whoo-hoo!
PS: Good job Ted.
Also.. Tonight's Jay's last show? Sad.
And.. Could Nancy be packed in a suit case? We'll miss Nancy!!
Where in U-taw is the BBQ going to be? I soooo want to meet you in the for real life so my husband can stop making fun of me for having bloggy friends and you can be my real friend. Did that even make sense?
OH I'm so jealous of you!
I wanna meet Ann Marie!!!
I'd love to meet you and all of the other Utah Laurenites! Is it weird that I am going to be the oldest one in the bunch? To me it is!I have the same ?? as Sassy Shelby...Utah is a big state...where is this little shin-dig going to be?
Sweet. We're in. Meaning the husband and I. Is Tedward coming to this bbq? Does he want to make a friend?...
IF i lived in the big Utah I would be in ....but I am in California...BUT if you are even in LA...you know who you can count on!
*yes ME*
What part of Utah? Southern???
And I sooo thought you were talking to me when you said "Dear Lauren"..
BTW- I will buy you hairspray if you need it. But I srsly doubt your hair looks like a regurgitated posson ;)
I'm in, I'm in!
Shouldn't he be sparkling in that shot?
I wish I lived in Utah just so I could meet you. If you ever decide to plan a trip to Portland, Oregon and surrounding areas, just let me know!
yay i LOVE lauren's mail bag sooooo funny.
I love all of the letters! But please..a regurgitated possum? I doubt it! :P
I'm so in for the B-B-Q! August 23rd is my b-day so it will be like an early present to finally get to meet you and to see Ann again! :)
Regurgitated possum?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
You kill me!
Ann Marie: I would love SOOO MUCH to meet you...but this is Lauren and Ted's 1st Anniversary trip, and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the parentals EVER be packed in the suitcase on such a trip, or even be anywhere in the general vicinity! :D
I'm sure Lauren is grateful that I realize such things! ;)
miss shelbaroo! lets go together! Lauren is hilarious and this could be a lot of fun! wooooo!
Ugh wish I didn't live across the country in Massachusetts. If you're ever in New England, let me know =) haha
I'm glad that person you emailed about Rob got your email. I was pretty worried about that too. ;)
Genevievech81 says: we so need to have a bbq when you come to southern Cali. Who's in??
Dude that freakin clip was like 20 seconds of insane awesomess...hotspice!
i am a hairspray addict [i'm pretty sure on my facebook "hairspray" is listed somewhere in interests...the movie and the kind in a can], so i'm sorry you have none =[
buuuut i still doubt your hair looks like a regurgitated possum...
Boo- I wanna go to Utah and meet the infamous Busy Bee Lauren! :)
MmmK regurgitated possum? Sick AND hilarious. AHHHH the mental picture AHHHHH! Yeah HIGHLY doubt you could look so nasty missy!
K soooo, are we going to do lunch when I visit Mesa at the end next month/beginning of July or should I be planning on jogging down to UT for that meet-up shin dig!? This is must know info.
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Yay for Utah!!! I am in. Just let me in on the details. I'll email you!
I'm so friggin excited.
I am in on any BBQ and you and Utah.
I will never watch the Tonight Show again. I don't like Conan :(
I had no idea that video was leaked. I didn't read about it, I just watched it- three times and then I had to go.
Oh. Sure. Come to Utah AFTER I move. Not cool.
Edward's chest does definitely look better. But I'm still all about the hot wolfpack.
Oh Lauren!!! I love your face! I have to head on over here after I get my Twilight fix to get my "lauren makes me pee my pants laughing" fix!
I may have teared up a bit at the thought of Jay being done too! So sad. It just won't be the same with Conan!
And BTW: You totally suceeded in making me feel guilty about not commenting all the time! I will TRY to be a better reader :)
I will miss Jay--even though I don't stay up that often ; )
I just may be IN Utah that week, but it's your anniversary.
What part of Utah? Northern? Southern? I would love to come and meet you. I'm in the Southern part but would totally go North for an awesome girls out weekend. I think I might be the 2nd or 3rd oldest there.
Holy SHIZ! Italy Edward is even better than I pictured. LOve those pics and the 14 sec movie clip!! I cant believe we have to wait until November!
i will be a momma by then! AAAHHH Scary. ha ha! you are lucky you will be in Utah then. Have a fun time with your put away dishes and possibilities of new hair spray!
You need to tell what part of Utah- but I would bet there are a couple more people "in"
Lauren,
Natural oils are good for the hair (at least that's what I tell myself when I'm out of hairspray!).
And yes, I about died when I saw the edward photos. Not looking forward to Kstews acting, I think that's one thing that hasn't improved.
Lastly, I would LOVE to meet up! Let us know what part of Utah and I'll see if I can be there! I'm so excited!
Ted has a dish night? How does that happen?
I am totally up for a bbq! Let me where in Utah it is going to be!!!
I'M IN!!! I'M IN!!!! please please let me come!
i can bring something :)
Tell mama face I need hairspray too!! I had half a can yesterday and I guess when I put it away the top sprayer thing was squooshed up against something and when I pulled it out this morning it had sprayed all over my other products and was completely empty!!! Very sad:(
Tell mama face I need hairspray too!! I had half a can yesterday and I guess when I put it away the top sprayer thing was squooshed up against something and when I pulled it out this morning it had sprayed all over my other products and was completely empty!!! Very sad:(
Nancy Face,
HAHAHA! I love what you told Ann Marie! It sounds like Lar told you what happened on my Honeymoon! Did she?!! I wish everyone thought like you!
Lauren...You are too funny! I mean it. Since reading your blogs I have a new little problem...bladder control!! I laugh so hard when I read your post!! You are the best! We should be BFFs!!
I so want to go! When and where? I would love to try to be there, it will be the party of the century!
Lauren. i is ashamed. yes its true i have been reading your twilight *super*cool bog for quite sometime and i just found this one but i've never commented so now i am.
you always make me smile and i miss you when you don't post so i quess that makes you just the coolest blogger around *snaps for lauren*
btw im allie from new zealand =)
love x
Wow! Miss Anonymously-Angry made me forget my original comment!
Too bad I just missed your funny self! Though we are in Europe now, trying to find a house...wish us luck and Have your possum blow on it. Also, you make a regurgitated possum look AWESOME! Maybe miss angryMcAngrums' possum died so she's jealous...
Wow!! if you are tacky enough to be rude, Miss Anonymously, you should be tacky enough to leave your name. If you have an opinion you should have the guts to own it. Otherwise...keep it to your self.
P.S. Didn't know you were LDS! I'm new to reading your blogs. I'm a Mormon also but even if I wasn't Miss Anonymously would still have upset me! Everyone is free to believe as they choose and can express themselves but should do so without using language like that. Ok. Stepping off my soap box! Keep posting...Clearly there are people out there that love you!
Seriously? You should get a life.
Ok, so back to the happy... :) I have been married longer than you Lauren, and I still can't get hubs to rinse AND put the dishes in the dishwasher. I confronted him about this and he insisted that "they dry better on the counter top" sigh. Will you come train my husband while youre in Utah? Speaking of Utah...I am so definitely coming. It would be fun to see you after all this time. Plus my sister-in-laws follow your blogs so I would be their hero since I know you in real life! :) Also, tell Ted he is so nice for letting a twilight function happen on your romantic anniversary vaca. He is such a great guy! :)
Dear Law-ren.
i love you.
never ever-ever-ever change.
i won't even cry... i'll die.
*squeeeeezy hug*
oh, and here is my belated question - which should go on the other post, but oh well - what does a regurgitated possum look like? <3
I'm in UTAH! I'd love to meet, but please don't twist my arm about it. Seriously your taking this way too fast.
um ps. i would go! and i bet kaylen would to! good to go!
Just checking in...I needed a good laugh, and you cheered me up :)
But...
I like him non-scaped. Can't help it. I do. He looks more manly. And British. Just my style.
Thanks for telling 400 people when you are coming to stay with me before you tell me, you dork. I'll probably attend the bbq so I can meet your adoring fans. B will be up in the mtns. on his annual backpacking trip w/ his dad that weekend, tell Ted not to cry.
Oh I am so in!!
I would LOVE to come and meet you!! Where in Utah???
That may be the weekend that we are going to have my babies 3rd b-day party, but if it isn't I will totally be there!!
Dude, i would tottaly lovers to meet you! i love love love reading your blog, and ur such a cutie =]
xo/kenz
I was totally thinking that KStew has a manly voice in that too.
Utah???? I wish I could go to Utah...how about you come visit washington and then you can go to FORKS!
love both your blogs, they give me the giggles and the swoons (shirtless Rob/Kellan pics and the extremely rare but awesome normal looking Jackson pictures :P) every time I read.
wish I was in the US so I could come meet you, but sadly I'm in Aus. Why are all the cool people always in another country? :(
ps hoping and praying for an Aussie New Moon premiere :D
these pictures give me hope that new moon will be a great movie...thanks for posting them!
I am so here in Utah and I am so up for meeting you!
i wish i lived in Utah. :(
come to texas! :)
I love 'Lauren's mail bag'. You make me laugh out loud!
So, the BBQ would be fun, though I'd probably be awkward. :)And chasing my 1 year old around . :
Good thing Jay is a comin back in the fall and double good that it's an earlier time so I can actually watch him!
I'm going to try and be there - that will be SO FUN!!
Come to NYC! Rob is filming a movie here this summer as well so it would be worth your while!
I'd so love to meet you!
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