lauren's mail bag.

Dear girl-that-had-her-mom-write-my-mom-an-anonymous-letter-in-the-mail,

I am assuming you know how old I am, since you stalk my facebook page. If you have a problem with me calling a lame guy "lamespice", then PLEASE have your MOM send ME the anonymous-hate-filled letter to my address, instead of YOUR MOM sending the letter to MY MOM in hopes that she will give me a good-old-fashioned talking to. Maybe if we are lucky, my mom's good-old-fashioned "talking to" will come with a "tsk tsk" and a beating on the bum with the back of a wooden spoon. BTW...you obviously have no idea who I am if you think me and Ted's marriage on the rocks. Duuuuuuuuuude, I mean, srsly.


Dear Subway-that-I-go-to-once-a-week-by-work,


Today marks the day when you not only greeted me by first name when I walked in the door, you also started preparing my sandwich without needing instruction. I ♥ you.

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Dear The Tedward,

Thank you for telling me "not to panic" last night when you told me you spotted a cockroach on the counter. Thank you also for still loving me, after I ignored to your obvious plea for me "not to panic". Thank you for picking the lock to our bedroom door, and finding me hidden under the bed crying. Thank you for reassuring me that you killed the thing. Thank you for not laughing in front of me, but waiting to laugh in private...even though that private spot {the bathroom} isn't so private in an apartment. I heard you laughing...but I will pretend I didn't.

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Dear Men's Health Magazine,

I read you at lunch the other day. Not because I wanted to be educated on men's health...but because you featured a man of particular interest on your cover. Thank you. Your kindness is much appreciated.

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Dear Ty,

Not even 24 hours after you said I would feature Chris Pine on my blog, and I completely disagreed and promised that I wouldn't...I did. So shoot me.

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Dear delicious carrot cake that I made from scratch,

Why did I give you all away? *facepalm!*

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Dear Blog,

You have remained politics-free since the beginning of time...and I like you that way. I don't feel like this is an appropriate place to share my opinions, when I am being goofy all the time. This blog is a place for all of us to be friends. To put aside our differences and unite in something that we all have in common...laughter. I wanted to live by that rule, and to never bring politics here, however, I have felt strongly to hop on top my soap box...

Many do not agree with what Miss California said about supporting marriage between a man and a woman. But I do. I support what she said full heartily. I feel sad that Miss California is getting such negative media attention. She has an opinion, so what? Why must this be front page news? I am completely for people having opposing opinions. It is what makes this country great.

That's all I have to say about that.

*Hops off soap box and goes back to no-politics-policy*

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Dear husband,

Do you exist? Did we actually get married, or did I imagine that? I haven't seen you for the last two weeks. I did see a mop of curly brown hair poking out behind a laptop for hours on end behind piles of school work...was that you? Well, here I am saying hi. And I miss you.

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Dear readers,

Do you like my "what's lauren happy about?" posts? Because I think I am going to do one. Don't hate.