all the single ladies...

Dear all single ladies of this world,

this is Sterling.
and he is very single.

Sterling is a cool guy. I met him in the awkward first week of high school. Him and my other buddy, Adam, thought I "had pretty hair" so they talked to me. Awesome. We quickly became great friends after bonding over "Tommy Boy" whilst eating many-a-twinkie.


Sterling eventually introduced me to his.....dun dun duuuuunnnnnnn....best friend, Ted. And we all know how that went down. Actually, funny story: Sterling tried to talk Ted out of dating me. I hate you, Sterling. Just kidding...


Anyway, skip forward 6 years, and here we are. All best of friends. Sterling really is, one of me and Ted's favorite people. He is bomb dot com. Hence the reason we are here today. You see, Sterling is single...and I want to hook him up on a date. So, join me for this fun-filled post, where I manipulate you with my wit and dapper collection of photos I took of Sterling.

Single gals, pay attention...

1. Sterling dons this pair of spectacles in many of the photos.
However, they are just for show. He actually has excellent vision.
This means you won't have to pay a hefty bill to the eye doctor, resulting in more money YOU can spend shopping. See, I think of everything.
*add a point to the list of awesomeness*

2. He took The Tedward and I out to dinner after the photo shoot...
Which is full of all kinds of awesome in itself.
But dude...we went to the best Mesa Main Street restaurant ever..."Queen's Pizzeria".
Um hi...please do yourself a favor and eat there.

yes, i will make out with you, you piece of yummy pizza.
"get in my bell-ay!"

another reason to go to "Queen's"...they have their pet baby tortoise there!
and we got to play with him. um...hi. darling.

3. Bill Wahl is Sterling's father.
This would be the perfect time to say "enough said"....
But I will go on, just for the benefit of the one person in this world who MIGHT not know Bill.
Bill owns a typewriter shoppe. Which is awesome.
Bill is a freakin legend in Mesa....tell me ONE person who doesn't know them, and I will have to kick them in the shin just for lying to my face.
Bill has been in the newspaper like 500 times. Ok...more like 241.
Bill is probably the coolest guy...ever.
Ask anyone.

Bill...I want this typewriter from your shoppe. Please sell it to Ted for a Christmas present for me. I would die happy...

4. These two together are hilarious.
And photographing them yesterday was a joy...

now...onto the pics of sterling. single girls, are you still awake?! grab some popcorn.

sterling is in an indie band.

he likes to make frequent trips to Gisela to cliff jump into the water below...

sometimes sterling busts out in song...and ted stands there feeling awkward.
awesome.

sterling gave me a $20 bill yesterday. my very first payment since i started my business.
i was going to frame it. but i spent it. drat.

sterling can spin pillows on his finger.
you know. like how people spin basketballs on their fingers.
yeah. ok. nevermind.

sterling is an excellent dancer. never seen anything like it.
from a white boy. and a straight boy.
awesome.

sterling served a full time mission for our church in the ukraine.
learn more about our church, here.

sterling knows how to have a good time.

sterling is a great friend.

So, my friends....let me sum it up for you:

Sterling is single.
Sterling is the bomb.
Who wants to date him?

THE END.

ps...please be awesome if you want to date him, because i plan on being best friend's with his woman. i hope you like mexican food, shopping, and watching "better off dead". awesome. kthanxbye!