san francisco kinda sucks.

so, i hate to focus on the negative, because, throw me a bone, NO ONE wants to hear someone gripe. So, I will just tell you a few not-so-awesome things about san francisco...then focus on what we liked!




{1} um. hi. if we are going to pay an arm and a leg to eat at a restaurant over looking the bay, please at least serve us edible food. and, srsly, no one wants to see two 13 year old girls playing tonsil hockey whilst massaging each other's butts while eating not-so-edible, overpriced crap.

{2} we don't like almost getting in car accidents...8 times in 20 minutes,.

{3} hearing people yelling and cars squealing at 3 AM is...awesome. Not.

{4} we would rather be surrounded by masses and masses of people in disneyland. just sayin'.

{5} paying almost 50 dollars for overnight parking was pretty much the stupidest 50 dollars i have ever spent in my entire life. i wish i had spent it on costa vida.



now, for things we liked...



being a lovers of all types of chocolate, we knew it was necessary for us to visit good old ghiradelli square. don't get all "oh em gee, lauren...that is so touristy of you!" yeah...i know. we were tourists....so we acted like sheep, and followed the flock :) we needed to wash down that sicknast dinner with something sinful. and since we choose to not watch R-rated movies...we stuck with the dark chocolate brownie sundaes...

um hi whipped cream. i'm lauren and i want you to "get in my bellay!" kthanxbye!



like how i am posing with my sundae like we are best friends? yeah...well, it's because we are.
best friends that eat each other. awesome.

the tedward gave it a rating of: "those are the freakin' best things ever"
i concur, my lovah. too bad we left the leftovers in the hotel fridge. drat!

speaking of the hotel...i loved our hotel room.
did i tell you all of our hotels upgraded us because we told them we were on our anniversary?
yeah...they did. i hearted this room. mostly because their was a polka dot pillow on the bed.

if you were wondering if i am slightly twitching because i forgot to turn on one of the lamps for the picture, i am. also, if you were wondering if that Smart Water on the bedside table was 6 bones, it was. um hi...you can buy a costa vida burrito for that. holla!

i liked the shutters. and the table skirt on the table...because i knew my mom would think it was cute. mom...you think it is cute, right? good...because i think it is sorta lamespice.
loveyoukaybyeeee!

we went to bed at 8 PM. yes...we are an elderly couple. ok. mostly because we were annoyed with san francisco and thought if we slept it would magically transport us to disneyland.


didn't work...but we did have an EXTRAORDINARY breakfast at the restaurant in our hotel...

I was happy and excited.

and the tedward had a query: "and why do i look like i have makeup on?"
hmm...i dunno. why don't you eat up and i'll tell ya!

oh you wanted a close up of what i got? okey dokey smokey...
Cinnamon French Toast of Awesomeness...aint no thing. aint no thing.

after breakfast we decided to ace the place.
so i took pictures of my favorite part of the city...
the architecture!

did you all know i am a design major and am obsessed with architecture?

well...i am.

peace out san francisco...