Uhhh...Nancy Face here. Lauren is still off somewhere, doing her special secret mission stuff. Apparently I don't get a super spiffy intro from her because I'm just the lamespice Mama Face. Or maybe it's because I'm pretty much hijacking her blog! Muahahaha!
Busy Bee Lauren is looking pretty coolspice in her shades...
...but I'm coolerspice because...uhhh, mine are green!
And those fabulous earrings are even attached!
Wowspice!
And those fabulous earrings are even attached!
Wowspice!
Lauren has Pocket Edward to keep her company when she runs...
...but I'm coolerspice because Cardboard Edward runs with me!
Cardboard Edward is way bigger and kinda awkward to lug around.
Awkwardspice!
Cardboard Edward is way bigger and kinda awkward to lug around.
Awkwardspice!
Sure, Lauren can make gorgeous lattice pies from scratch...
...but I'm coolerspice because my pies don't dirty up the kitchen!
Duhspice!
Duhspice!
Lauren can make amazing jewelry from a chain and some safety pins...
...but hey, she's got nuthin' on me! I'm coolerspice because I'm wearing
enough safety pins and paper clips to supply a small continent.
Hardwarespice!
Lauren's got the skillz to take hubba hubba photos of her The Tedward...
enough safety pins and paper clips to supply a small continent.
Hardwarespice!
Lauren's got the skillz to take hubba hubba photos of her The Tedward...
...but I'm coolerspice because my The Kris Face is more hubba hubba!
He also wears the awesome clothes I pick for him...and Old Spice cologne.
Oldspice!
He also wears the awesome clothes I pick for him...and Old Spice cologne.
Oldspice!
Yeah, yeah, Lauren makes incredible home cooked meals...
...but I'm coolerspice because my meals are ready in like 5 minutes!
Yumspice!
Lauren can make some pretty good flower clips.
Okay, they're pretty darn good...
...but I'm coolerspice because mine goes with everything.
And it's pretty much a shrub.
Awesomespice!
And it's pretty much a shrub.
Awesomespice!
Lauren can bake a scrumptious cake and decorate it with a little bird...
...but I'm coolerspice because my bird is big and it's alive!
Want a slice? I'll try to scrape off the sicknast bird poop.
Poopspice!
Want a slice? I'll try to scrape off the sicknast bird poop.
Poopspice!
Lauren's a gorgeous bride, srsly...
...but I'm coolerspice because my dress is all poofy and stuff!
So are my sleeves and my spiffy padded bra! So is my 80's hair!
Poofyspice!
So are my sleeves and my spiffy padded bra! So is my 80's hair!
Poofyspice!
Lauren may look like a Trekkie nerd...
...but I'm coolerspice because I am a Trekkie nerd.
Looky at me...Deanna Troi Face!
Looky who I'm with...Will Riker Face!
Nerdspice!
Looky at me...Deanna Troi Face!
Looky who I'm with...Will Riker Face!
Nerdspice!
Lauren can sprout some serious leg hair...
...but I'm coolerspice because I've got a whole garden thing going on!
Psh...move over, Hairy Tennis Man!
Hairyspice!
kthnxbye!
146 awesomespice comments:
The husband picture made me laugh out loud.
LOL.. this post is sooo funny.. put a big smile on my face. :D
HAHA! Loved this. Made me laugh!
Okay this is hysterical. It had me laughing out loud in my living room. Way to be MamaFace!!
YAY Mama Face!! This post is hilarious!! So cute!
bwa hahahahahha. thanks for the much needed laughing and side ache. okay well i could have done with out the side ache but you get the point! this post was GREAT!
HAHAHAH! Oh Nancy Face, this is hilarious!
Hahaha! This post has been my favorite thus far since lauren dissappeared! It was so funny!
Nancy! This is hilarious!!!
I was laughing out loud!
Love it :)
xox
That was hilarious! It's great to have something this funny to read after just waking up!
This was so funny I never thought of adding the word spice to everything. I thought it was just lame and cool but now I have a whole new vocab! Thanks so much! I wish Lauren would invite me to be able to see the Lauren's Bite blog I miss it! Thanks for the laughs now we know where lauren gets it!
You are ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. I loved this.
I got such a kick out of your cardboard Edward running with you--too funny. and Krisface is such a good sport.
lol...this was hilarious, I esp. love the picture of old spice! :)
ohmygosh!! this is my favorite post ever.
i laughed out loud. opposed to inside quietly.
lol! I love this post, it made me laugh. And it's only 7:49 in the morning... it takes a lot to get a reaction out of me at this hour. Love it! The old spice picture cracked me up!
Nancy Face is extremely coolspice!!! I'm loving the hubby pics!!! and your shrub :)
go trekkies :D
Hilarious!! Made me laugh so much!
So cute!! Loved it!
haha this totally made my day!
like really good.
Nancy Face, you are hilarious!! I see where you're daughter gets it from, hahaha! I laughed so hard at the edward cutout pic and the husband pic!! =)
You are the coolest mother ever. I have concluded this because my mom is still getting the whole emailing thing down and turning on her cell phone by herself.
AHH this seriously made my day and I just woke up! YAYYYY FOR NANCY FACE!
ps the cardboard cutout jogging sporting the team edward shirt was priceless!
Oh Nancyface, thanks so much for giving me my first laugh of the day! I can see where Lauren gets her humor bone from.
haha :) that was soooo hilarious to read! Thanks for the laugh! I love how both of those wedding pictures look so similar with the background and dress. Lauren did you pose trying to imitate the your mom's picture? I think it's really cool.
Totally one of the funniest posts I have seen! Thanks for the great laugh!
I am going to be giggling all day :)
LOL!
This post is super funny!
Thanks for not being ashamed to post some of this stuff up here!
This was flippin hilarious!! The husband picture made me laugh out loud!!! for quite some time too. Good job Nancy
LMAO!!!
HAHAHAHA! This quite possibly might be my favorite post ever.
The poofspice was just... there are no words to describe.
Mama face is the coolest mommy ever!
this is hilarious! Mama Face should post more often!!!
hahahahahaha best thing i have read!!!!!!!!!!!! oh the mama face takes the cake for the week with a close follow up by natalie if you didn't read her post go back now and read it awesomeness indeed!!!!!!! hahahahah loved this soooooooo much
I want to be part of the Face family, if only for the awesome Mama!
If you really honestly take runs with cardboard Edward then you are my hero. I would like to make you a cape with "Mama Face" on the back. You can wear it when you go out with Edward.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks Mama Face! It is clear just how awesomespice the Face family is just by this post!
Bahahaha!!!
Nancy this post was hilar. Gave me a nice good laugh right before church! Loved it! You have raised a phenomenal daughter....the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
And Dad Face, is {how would you say this} Amazingspice for doing those pics for you. What a great family you have!! Can I come to a Sunday dinner?? hehe
Thanks Mama Face! That was SO funny!!
Hahaha Mama face, you rock!
And now we also know where Lauren got her spice gene.
hilarious!!! I love all the comparison pics hhahaha Love this post!!!
lovedddd it
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!! HILARIOUS!!! SERIOUSLY GENIUS NANCY FACE! LOOOVVEEEDDDD IT!
I'm STILL cracking up!!! I. LOVE. THIS! Hands down, coolest post of my life. You can hijack my blog anytime!
That was like the greatest thing I've ever read! Youre HIlarias!! I love the picture of Kris, thats too funny!
I declare MamaFace the BEST Guest Blogger of the week!! lol : )
i just laughed. a lot.
i also believe i just took off the shoes that are being sported in the last picture...i'm talking 98.7% positive i just took them off.
Oh my gravy you are funny Nancy Face!! I think you AND Lauren are equally awesomespice!
Although I must admit your flower clip, bird cake, and your running buddy are WAY more coolspice than the Busy Bee's!!
Best guest post ever!
So Funny Nancy! Why don't you have your own blog? I'd follow it!
Mama Face, I love your face. Dearly. You are the coolestspice!
You are seriously one of the funniest bloggers out there!
When I saw you took Kris to the same Photog place that Ted was I LOL! ~ And then the bird on the cake...Bahahaahaha! You seriously are one of my very favorites...
Next time Lauren goes away I vote the whole face family is the guest bloggers! Seriously! You guys are so dang f-u-n-n-y!
So, you are by far the coolest mom ever(other than my own of coarse) and if I'm ever in AZ, I am hoping you will grant me an audience with, Card Board Edward, so i can get a pic with him.
Seriously TOO fun!!!!!
ROTF!! I <3 MamaFace! This whole post was hilarispice!!
Ha ha ha! That is sooooo funny. Love the hubby pic:). Thanks for the laughs:)
i think mamaface just stole the hearts of every one of your readers - seriously, one of the most hilarious blogs i have ever read!
Nancy face! This is hilarious! :P
awesome.
Funniest post ever!!! The bird on the cake and the flower explosion pics made me srsly LOL. :D
I think I'm in love with you, Nancyface and will secretly pretend I'm your adopted child. :D
Thanks for making me laugh my head off!
I LOVE THIS POST! Way too funny!!!
BAHAHAHA I think I just peed my pants!
its not very often that i laugh out loud to a blog..
but this made me go on a chuckling rampage on this glorious sunday! i loved this.
Mama face is somewhat of a celebrity to me.
thanks for the laugh !!! that was awesome!!!
Shared this with my 11 year-old DD. We had a great laugh reading it. Thanks!
Hahaha, thanks for the laugh! :)
Oh my gosh Nancy, I died reading this. You are hilarious!
Nancy!!
you are hilarious.
THANK you. :) I'm crying tears of laughter
LOVED this post...too funny! Nancy you made my whole day!! Thank you!
Your post is awesomespice!!!
Those are some sexy shoes KrisFace is wearing for you ;)
Hope Lauren gets back soon.
Can I say that you represent me and whole lot of moms out there who do things just a little differently and aren't afraid to admit it? This has gotta be my favorite post ever. Hilarious!
LOVE IT!!!! Best post yet!
FAVVV guest post yet!!!! :)
You are awesome Nancy Face!
I almost didn't recognize you in the bride and trek pics because you weren't pulling the Face face!
Now I really want to see a Pocket Edward vs Cardboard Edward showdown!
Absolutely HILAR!!! NancyFace, you are AWESOME. I vote you all "Funniest family EVER"
the end.
AHAHAHAHAHAH! I never have commented before on here but was pulled from my shy closet by your mama... I have never laughed so hard on this blog. I almost peed a little....eww.
Your mom is the best!! Love you, love your blog!
More MOMspice posts please!! :)
Lauren you should have your mom guest blog more often! She is soooo funny. ( PS the best part were the pics of you guys in Star Trek outfits! It brings back many bad memories of my dad taking us to Star Trek conventions)
Nancy Face you rock!
I am dying laughing. Best post ever from Mom Spice.
the comment above issupposed to say Charde.. not Trent :)
OH MY GOSH! Nancy Face, your are hilarious. and i laughed out loud. good to go!
Ok THAT was the funniest!
post!!
EVAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Serious-spice.
oh my goodness i was dying laughing thats pretty much the best blogging post ever !
OMG I was dying laughing. I see where you get your humour from Lauren. Too funny!
P.S. Loved the running with Cardboard Edward. LMAO
OH.MY.GOSH.
i bursted out in a non-attractive laughter when i saw "the kris face".
LOVED the post!!
That whole thing was just a crack up! Nancy you are the bomb.com!!
Holy Cow!!! I am dying. Too funny, Nancy!! hahahahaha
This is the greatest post ever.
Like mother, like daughter.
I want in on the gene pool
UM... I LOVE THIS POST!!!
:) OLDSPICE made my day.
So did the trekkies and wedding pics.
And birds on cakes.
Pretty much everything.
ahhh haha this post is hilar!! I laughed out loud pretty much through the entire post! Edward, The Cakes and Harry legs were probably my favorite !hahahahahahaha
your mom is so much cooler than my mom. my mom is scary menopause lady which is lamespice as you would say
That was great!!! Very funny :)
friggen hillarious! loved it!
wow that was the best post EVER! I was dieing laughing and had to have my husband come read! Thanks for having mamaface post! You have an awesome mom!
Ohhhhh my gosh. Can't stop laughing. SO stinkin funny. What a great mom you are!! Made by day.
Now we see where Lauren gets her awesome sense of humor! You're hilarious, Nancy!! I especially like the one of you with life-size Edward. Too funny!!!
This post was hilarious!!!!!! I loved the picture you took of your husband haha!
oh my gosh.
that was pretty much the most coolerspice blog post ever.
i was seriously dying laughing the whole time.
loved it.
:)
I LOVE YOU NANCYFACE!!! P.S. It was lovely running into you at Costa!!! Miss your face!
Holy most hilarious post ever. I laughed my head off. So funny.
Nancy you win the coolest-spice award from me.
that was too hilarious!!
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NANCY FACE IS AWESOME!!!!
I srsly thought that the wedding pictures were the same o.O weeeirrdd. but cool :) thanks for givin me a laugh
haha mamaface is the coolest and the funniest
Ok this post is the BOMB! I laughed so stinking hard at the 'oldspice' picture, the homemade necklace, and the flower clip! Seriously hilarious!! Love it Nancy Face.
Nancy... you are the best. I am proud to know you. I seriously peed my pants. Seriously.
This post has got to be the funniest post in blogger history!!
You had me laughing out loud with each scenerio!
Loved it!
Thank you.
funniest post ever. awesome.
SOOO Hilarious! Even my husband enjoyed it! By far the bird on the cake was the best!
i agree the husband picture made me lol too. The whole thing has me lol-ing which isn't good because all of my family is asleep. So fun and cool!
hahahaha! very funny/cute! loves it! :)
That was a wonderful way to start my Monday!
THANKS
Thanks for laughs - I needed them on this blah Monday morning! :)
Funniest post E-V-E-R!!!
I am your stalker and she got me to comment!!!
It's clear where you get your wit, Lauren!!!
needless to say... we can all see where Lauren got her witty sense of humor, and awesomespice words.
classic and hilarious.
ps. i love the hubster/dad dressed up. amazing.
OH.MY.GOSH. I am DYING! HILARIOUS! Mama Face rocks.
best.guestpost.EVER.
love it!!!!
NancyFace is hilarious!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EWWW Bird Poo on the cake. ACK! I like the Orange Shorts....Great post...sooooooooooooooo funny!
you are the most amazing mom ever! wow.
oh.my.gosh
best post ever!!
hahahahhahaha SOOO Funny! I loved the wedding pics, my kids are all huddled up around my computer and laughing and saying funny things and reading your blog with me! LOL Your a funny wooman!
Thanks for the smile...funny!
You are a good mom Nancyface...
What a fun relationship you two have...what a blessing.
Now that I am fired for laughing so loud at work, can you adopt me??
That was awesome....
Lauren, you family is awesome!
Best Post EVER!!
Nancy, you cracked me up good today. And I really needed a laugh!!
Ohmyflippin'spice!!
Nancy. I. Love. YOU!
I'm floored I don't even know what to say!!
Great post :)
Dear Mamma Spice, You rock! like a lot! kthanxbai!
HAHAHAHA NANCY FACE, YOU ARE HILARIOUS! I LOVE YOU! You definitely are Awesome! thank you for hacking into Lauren's blog! I enjoyed the read!!!
That was hilarious!! It was so hard not to laugh in the office. But I now have some serious amo for the christmas party...:)
what an awesome mom you have!
I love it!
I am seriously laughing so hard I am about to pee. Now we know where Lauren gets her humor!!!
Love this post! I was laughing so hard & it was perfect as I read it right when I woke up! How hilarious and awesome that Nancy Face blogs & jokes around. Lauren, as if you didn't already know, you are so blessed!
x, ash
This made me laugh so hard! The one with The Kris Face was hilarious! Lauren, you're mom needs to guest blog more often.
-Sarah :)
Oh My Gosh, Nancy! You are hilarious! Who's legs are those for real??? ;)
Pretty much uhhhh-mazing! I laughed for seriously...EVER!
OMG YESSSSS this totally made my crazy day!! I've laughed so greatly!!
Your mom is seriously the coolest ever! And the husband picture made my side hurt from laughing so hard!
Okay...I just skimmed through all 135 of these comments and only 3 (that is all) commented on the hystericalness of Lauren in her Trekie outfit!!!??
Ok I'm delurking this time because this post is freakin awesome! Way to go mom-spice!
Wow now that was funny stuff!
WOW!! Too funny!!! Srsly!! I'm still laughing...and it's been like 15 minutes! And honestly - the 'running with cardboard Edward' is probably the BEST pic I've EVER seen!
your mom is awesome! nuf said!
I think your mom is the coolest! This post was AWESOME! I can't stop laughing!
Best post ever!! I loved it. NancyFace is awesome!!
I love Nancy Face.
I love Deanna Troi.
And that is ALL you need to know.
p.s. I get that your brother was Wesley Crusher...but who were you supposed to be? Deanna & Will's long lost love child? Awesome.
LMAO! This post was so funny!
I love you because you quoted George of the Jungle in your post. Mama Face, you win! :)
this is THE funniest post in the whole world. i laughed out loud like 5 times.
Sooooo I know that this post is over year old. But I love your mom. She is hilarious. The End.
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