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listen to senorita lauren break down the important parts for you...
1. visions of edward dancing in her head....
forget visions of sugar plums, edward is bouncing along whilst bella attempts to ride a motorcycle. i know summit wanted to "please to audience" by adding in more rob...but seriously? i don't want to laugh when i watch new moon. i want to ache for edward. all i want to do right now is tell edward to ace the place. not a good effect.
2. again, with the bouncing...
except, this time it's more of a backstroke/synchro swimming routine. yes, i am impressed with the cgi. but...why is he upside down like that? o haiiii fake edward! just chillin in the ocean upside down? no big deal.
except, this time it's more of a backstroke/synchro swimming routine. yes, i am impressed with the cgi. but...why is he upside down like that? o haiiii fake edward! just chillin in the ocean upside down? no big deal.3. the big reveal!...
....of the happy trail! sigh...my edward always was marble smooth, but it aint no thing. edward fashioning the body hair? no big deal. want to know what else is no big deal? the fact that he totes has some painted on abs. even the tedward noticed. he said, "yeah, no one needs to paint on my abs" and then of course he lifted his shirt up and made me agree. yes tedward...your abs rule.
....of the happy trail! sigh...my edward always was marble smooth, but it aint no thing. edward fashioning the body hair? no big deal. want to know what else is no big deal? the fact that he totes has some painted on abs. even the tedward noticed. he said, "yeah, no one needs to paint on my abs" and then of course he lifted his shirt up and made me agree. yes tedward...your abs rule.4. and now for my favorite part...
mmmkay, so i have only said one swear word in my entire life, and when i said it i totally meant it. ironically enough, edward says the exact same phrase in the trailer. and guess what...i swooned. actually, if im being honest, i pretty much loved any time edward swore in the books. it was JUST enough of bad boy to make me swoon. just sayin'...just sayin'. so when he says "you can go to hell(o!)" i said..."ok. edward wins at life."
mmmkay, so i have only said one swear word in my entire life, and when i said it i totally meant it. ironically enough, edward says the exact same phrase in the trailer. and guess what...i swooned. actually, if im being honest, i pretty much loved any time edward swore in the books. it was JUST enough of bad boy to make me swoon. just sayin'...just sayin'. so when he says "you can go to hell(o!)" i said..."ok. edward wins at life."5. ...and then the guy was pissed.
apparently you don't tell one of the volturi to go to hell(o!)...because then you get suckah punched, and then get smashed into the floor that looks like a grandma quilt.
oh noes!
apparently you don't tell one of the volturi to go to hell(o!)...because then you get suckah punched, and then get smashed into the floor that looks like a grandma quilt.oh noes!
so, thoughts on the trailer?
47 awesomespice comments:
Just REALLY excited for November!
HA! First...so there! :[
Umm is it November yet?!?!? CAN. NOT. WAIT. 66 days and counting =D
i totally just laughed.
i really loved jane at the very end. and yes, edward probably should have aced the place. but i can hear the cries of outrage across the fandom if they actually did that.
i also love that you used the phrase "oh noes!" cuz i totally say that. win.
can't see the pictures?. :[ BUT i knew exactly what parts you were talking about because i have seen the trailer 150,265,258 times :]. The trailer is awesome :) is it November yet?! >.<
I am just ready for Novomber already! I was hoping for a new release date... but I guess its still the day before my wedding! Oh but I will be at the midnight showing!
Um, I am in love with this trailer and movie. I need it to be November already.
But you missed one of 'funniest' parts! What about the Bella-torture-chamber screaming? My hubs totally cracked up at that part.
And yes, there is something about a little mild swearing coming from Edward that makes him even hotter.
I am not a fan of Obi Wan Kenobi Edward. He's supposed to be GONE so we can miss him. Not that I don't love Rob, especially Rob looking like Edward, but it's looking kind of cheesy.
I'm not diggin' the "appearances" much myself. And everytime I see another "sneak peek" my patience for November runs even lower! Hurry up already November..Geez!
Definitely loving the "Go to Hell(o)" Bad Boy Affect. haha!
I think it makes it a little more eerie that Edward is upside down in the ocean. More like ... "Dang this girl is obsessed to the point where she's ill"
Is it just me or are Rob's pants way too low for what we are workin with? In that one scene? It's not really happening for me. (Oh my gosh, did I just say that out loud?) Don't get me wrong, I'm Team Edward, but not happening. Although I might switch teams. (Oh gosh, I said that out loud too!)
I saw the one trailer in Sorority Row and I got goosebumps. Dakota is lookin creepy and I love it. Sorority Row was NOT a good movie, so yeah.
Woo woo! I can't wait.
Love the break down!
loved it!
cheese & all...
i love it. all of it. november please come to mesa soon....
ahhhh cant wait for new moon.
I'm excited to see it!! It looks SO MUCH BETTER than the first one. hurray!!
The trailer looked vaguely interesting. More interesting than anything else has. Truth be told, I hated the first movie. I know, I know...but don't kill me yet. I believe it was the director's fault. Bella and Edward had so many fantastic conversations in the first book, and the director didn't show ANY of that. Majorly irritating. I don't even wanna waste my time on the 2nd one, but my friends are making me. Going so far as to pay for it, because I refuse to waste my own money LOL....so yeah....vaguely interesting trailer....
I am testing my will power like I NEVER have before...and I am not watching ANY trailers! I am limiting myself only to blog commentaries about them.
I know, I'm crazy.
Oh my gosh that was my favorite part! It was just the way he said it and his face ahhh, I so cant wait for this movie, Oh and that edward haning upside down in the ocean is soo creapy looking when it was seen in the trailor, not so much the picture
The trailer makes me want to see the movie that much more! It looks so much better than Twilight (even though I enjoyed that movie as well). Don't hate me for sayin' so!
other than the freaky edward visions, i loved the trailer! i'm impressed! let's just hope it lives up to the hype.
I think they should have made Rob work out like Taylor cause I hate to say it, but his body is much nicer. And I bet they didn't have to paint his on. I hope this movie is better. Twilight just made me laugh a lot.
i don't know why, but I love the way kstew says "whhaat?!" after alice says..blah blah edwards going to kill himself. It just makes me feel more confident that the cringing sputtering mess she gave us in the hospital scene won't be coming back. (fingers crossed)
:)
i am so excited!
pumpkin pie + christmas shopping + new moon with the sister = a perfect thanksgiving break.
Didn't like the first movie. At. all. This one definitely looks like it will be better. Although, I'm with you, I don't like Edward popping up throughout the movie. I loved that she could only hear him telling her how stupid she was being by taking all of those risks.
Upside down Edward....lame.
Dakotah Fanning...perfection.
I'm with Tharker. It's no secret that I HATED Twilight the movie..but this makes me excited for New Moon. It doesn't hurt that Taylor Lautner is the hottest 16 year old alive. Just sayin.
YUM.. that's all. (PS- you should do another photography giveaway so us losers can have a second chance!!)
"ok. edward wins at life." HAHAHA. You forgot where Alice says, "Edward thinks you're dead." And Bella goes, "Whaaaaa?" like a drunken idiot. So funny. It still looks super-great. And 100 times better than Twilight.
I.Love.It. I want it to be November and Edward is a thing of beauty! Word.
I just SO cannot wait.
I LOVE IT.
LOVE.
i know it's gonna be a bit corny and whatnot in spots, but hey, that's what we loved about twilight, right?
NOVEMBER 20TH HURRY UP!
I'm crossing my fingers here, hoping this will be better than Twilight. Cause Twilight is my fav book in the saga. And the movie wasn't as near as what I hoped it would be.
The trailer looks amazing <3 I heart Jane!
And yes, you had me LOLing while reading this post :o)
xo,
Ella
ps: did you notice you have 555 followers? Congrats!
I posted this on my blog yesterday too. LOVE IT!! Can I just say SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!
UM HI!
I TOTALLY SWOONED OVER THIS TRAILER.
I HAVE WATCHED IT 6 TIMES SINCE.
"You can go to hell..."
Hi, I died.
My ghost is sitting here typing this.
XDD
NOVEMBER 20TH!
GET HERE NOW!
I have to say.. the thing I noticed the most was Dakota Fanning. I hope I'll like her more once I see it.. but I just kept thinking "Dakota" instead of Jane.. I'm seriously bugged that they got someone so "known". She fits what I thought Jane would look like.. but I'm still bugged.
EXITED and can't wait to see it all!! Team EDWARD!!!
That was my favorite part too! I was like, "That is MY man!!!" Can not wait to see the movie. Oh and floating Edward upside down in the ocean kinda scared me a little. Creeptastic!
I can't wait for November!!! And yeah- Edward/Rob's fake abs kind of bugged me. His fabs. flabs. :(
:D
love it! My fav trailer yet!
Boo. #5 won't show up for me. What is it?
And I'm not a huge fan of in-n-out fries either. soggy much?
Love your lists, Lauren! =)
Um....k.
I died.
Except, the dramatic music near the end made me giggle a tiny bit. That may be because I watched this 8 times at 2 in the morning. But when Edward told them where to go, I cheered. Amazing. I can't wait!!!!!
And Dakota saying "This may hurt just a little"
whoa.
oh.my.gosh.
I'm speechless. It looks soooooooooooo freaking amazing! I'm getting all giddy just thinking about watching it
Please tell me it's November... please oh please oh please.
firstly.. thanks for bring back lauren's bite <3 (btw i wrote pretty much the same comment on there..)
anyway.. once again i made my self see an entire awards show to see the new New Moon trailer hahaha but this time it was well worth it.. not that the first one wasn't but yeah i was soooo Oh my Goshified about how much they revealed.. it was like the whole movie packed in there!! && just everything was amazing.. i admit i've been replaying it all day long.. crazy me.
I'm glad that they made the wolveyys bigger in cgi.. the first trailer made jacob all baby coyote like.. haha!
I'm liking the voluti sneak peeks.. even the head twisting part for some reason..
I'm liking the bella screaming for some reason.. hahaha
I dont know why Edward got yet another volvo.. this time NOT silver?!
I loved Bella's "what?!" && "i have to go.." && "Nooo!!! PLEASE Noo!!!!" hahaha
Of COURSE Edward's rude yet hotspice "Go to hell[o]" haha
Uh.. Oh Jessica conpuzzled by bella's lunacity.. ??
So yeahhh I can't wait to drag my nontwilighteyyy peoples to see New Moon.. they already cannot stand passing by my dorm room as they catch a peripheral glimpse of Edward & Bella on my walls..
so yeahhh.. im dreading september ending.. i have a bunch of debts due haha october.. im waiting for the nice weather and breathtaking sunsets over the beach.. and november.. of course.. the obvious.
Oh another thing.. i'm kinda spooked over the fact that some farm peoples made a corn maze out of jacob and edward's faces.. i saw that on newmoonmovie.org.. lol
OMG OMG OMG hyperventilation! I cannot wait til this comes out. xxx
haha i'm sure this movie will make me laugh even more than the first. super stoked!
I have only been to one midnight movie in my entire life and that was Twilight. I swore I would never go again to a midnight movie. Can't stand all the screaming high school girls. BUT....after seeing this trailer I will be the first in line, maybe second standing behind you, to see this movie at midnight. I am soooo excited!!
Hahahaha...You made me laugh real good at the VMA trailer break down. I thought the same thing about the "happy trail" I'm laughing still about it! It was only a momentary shot of Edward coming out of the shadows and still I thought...UGH. Does Robert really not have time to work out in between takes to get some REAL abs on? hahahaha
WOW ! hadn't seen it, loved it.
Those are my thoughts.
k, that video has popups saying gay things. haha just to let you know. and, i pretty much laugh whenever she biffs it on the motorcycle, cuz it looks so okward.. haha but i have to give it to her, she does look WAY to the BETTER in this movie. and the graphics are not flying monkeys in trees. just upside down edward in the ocean. haha
loved loved loved it!!!! gave me goosebumps!!! yay 64 days!!lol
oh wait sorry 63 days!!lol
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