just one of those days...

{one}

i have been having really strange dreams.

it has to be because of all of the vampire books i have been reading.

every night i dream of this scary bad vampire dude that has made me do his bidding. as in...he has bitten me and made me suck his own blood, so now i have to do whatever he wants...including helping him kill ted. i wake up crying! it's horrible. sigh.

{two}

so after my horrible dream this morning, i woke up thinking it was friday.

don't ask me how i got that idea...i srsly don't know what i was thinking.

i got ready and put on my denim jeans, thinking it was casual friday.

i love casual friday. best day of the week. it makes me happy.

oh haaaai. it's tuesday.

i felt like a kid who got her present taken away on christmas.

better put on a skirt. sigh.

{three}

started driving to work and was delighted that i tuned in on time to hear "second-date-update" on johnjay and rich.

while i was listening i noticed a loud sound coming from my car.

pulled over in the kohl's parking lot to check my tires.

sure enough...one was slashed.

yes. slashed. with a knife. who does that?

i call work to tell them i will be late.

i call ted (who is in class)...he tells me to walk home. um..no.

i call my dad (who is at work)...he doesn't answer.

i call ty (who is at work)...he doesn't answer.

i call my mom (who is a girl...obvi)...she tells me to call a boy.

i call BFF sterling (who is a boy...fits the criteria) and i wake him up from his sleep to beg him to come change my tire.

i missed second-date-update. sigh.

{four}

i felt bad that i woke sterling up.

{five}

felt even worse that my jack broke.

yes. it broke. awesome.

{six}

felt bad that i was wearing a white skirt (because it's not friday!) and couldn't lend a hand. plus...my legs are hairy so i didn't want to get too close, as to embarrass the tedward that his wife is a neandrothol.

felt bad that my tires were brand new...and since it was slashed it won't get replaced for free.

{seven}

but in the end...i was grateful that ted and i are blessed with good friends.

thanks sterling! we owe you lunch. or a woman...or something.

in other news, zac efron has his first ever 12-month calendar!

all single ladies that read my blog...

please buy it and let me live vicariously through you. kthanxbye.
here is just a sampling of the 2010 calendar...

*dies*

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