yeah, i'm going there...

you all know how much i love hosting "who is the hottest?" polls.

well, this time i am featuring only TWO men.

one is a "who is the hottest?" veteran. the other is a newbie.

to even out the playing field, i am featuring three levels:

 

 

level 1 - photoshoots (when they are professionally made attractive)

level 2 - out-and-about (how they look when they dress themselves)

level 3 - "in character"

 

 

 

 

contestant #1

Robert Pattinson

ohh rob...you have been featured like 500 times on these polls. i think you have won twice, and lost once to Chris-Piney-Pine-Sol. (so hot)

I love you as Edward. And you are HILAR in real life...

 

 

LEVEL ONE - professional photo shoot photos of awesome.

 

are you looking at a cheeseburger? or a hot pocket?

 

i bet you are annoyed you have to lay on that cold floor.

 

 

 

LEVEL TWO - out and about, doing your bidness...

 

 

just a little lunch-time church service? it's always good to worship. i bet you have a hot pocket in that pocket of yours. killing two birds with one stone? church/lunch break. beautiful.

 

 

LEVEL THREE - "in character"

 

 

oh haaaaai edward cullen! i like your contacts. and your popped colla! makes me want to holla! you are a hot piece.

 

oh haaaaai popped colla, again! sierra and i really like you in this scene. even if it is sorta 17% creepy that you are staring at her. but, it aint no thing. srsly. BTW...is that tee from american apparel? looks soft.

 

oh haaaaai tuxedo-to-the-prom-edward! want to know what's cool? your face. want to know what else is cool? the fact that i have been to that place...and your face. what i am trying to say is, i like tuxedo-to-the-prom edward. and your hair is smashing too.

 

 

 

 

 

contest #2

Paul Wesley

oh paul, you freakin came out of NO WHERE with your hottness. it was like, "o haaai 'vampire diaries'...oh wait what? main character is the shiz? mmmkay, loving THIS show." what i'm trying to say is, i like you...is that aight? cool. kthanxbye.

 

 

LEVEL ONE - professional photo shoot photos of awesome

 

one word: tricep

 

um.were we talking about something? if so, i forgot.

oh no, i remember...we were talking about how you look exactly how i picture Edward in my mind. that's cool.

 

LEVEL TWO - out and about doin' your bidness

 

 

a man-bag, wayfarers, a v-neck and a cardigan? did you just come from Forever 21's men section? oh no? just doing some grocery shopping in that get-up? hmm...how very interesting. FYI...you dress yourself better than any girl i know.

 

 

LEVEL THREE - "in character"

 

o haaaai stefan. just chillin during free period? i dig it. want to know what's strange? when i was a senior in high school, boys weren't manly and spent a majority of their time spitting spit-wads. they weren't wearing fitted henley tops and dark denim. what i am trying to say is, life isn't fair.

kthanxbye!

 

 

are you just remembering that you forgot read my blog this morning? it's ok...i forgive you....as long as you keep wearing that jacket.

 

 

 

 

 

now, my friends...it's time to vote!

Who is the hottest?

Rob or Paul?

results will be posted on friday :)