i have made the executive decision, that after this post, anonymous comments will no longer be allowed.
but, we might as well go out in style!
i have done this before, and it got a little out of hand, so let's play nice, aight?
what we are going to do is confess something anonymously.
did you put gum in your sister's hair?
did you spit in a customer's food?
did you run into a parked car and drive away?
it's time to confess!
ready...set...go!
*be sure to hit "anonymous"*
229 awesomespice comments:
i've been at work for approximately 3 hours and have done ZERO work. I have, however, caught up on all the blogs I love
Now that you mentioned it...I haven't spit in anyone's food but I did drop a persons food on the dirty floor and serve it to them...sicknast! I know!
this is going to seem like the most cliche or whatever u want to call it secret, but ive been in love with my best friends sister for years. Like i said, cliche. But so true.
I am twitter flirting with a guy I barely know... and I'm having a blast. My friends think we should get married. I... am working on it ;)
I think about the person who I would like to step in and take over if anything tragic ever happened to my husband. I know that's weird, but I already have another potential husband lined up. Sounds so tacky when you type it. . .
You have to think about these things, though.
Sure, it would be devastating, but you have to pick up the pieces and move on. . .
K so I have the best story confession. My dad walked past an employee where he works who was sitting at a computer and had fallen asleep while sitting up. My father promptly went to his desk and printed out the words (big and bolded): "Has been sleeping since 9:00 AM" and left that note on sleeping guy's keyboard for everyone walking past to see. He had to leave quickly before he busted up laughing. The end.
Dude, I gots one. I made out with my friend's ex a few days after they broke up. She doesn't know. And she never will.
Muahahahaha! :)
I'm in love with my colleague who is 24 years older than me.
There is this very passive aggressive woman that goes to our church... Every time she throws her passive aggressiveness at me, I have visions of setting her hair on fire. This honestly makes me feel better. Do you think God understands?
^yes...i do that too. It's the only way to deal!
My dad is dying. He has cancer...and lives about three hours away from me. I went to visit him last Thursday and I am scared to death that will have been the last time I saw him. I miss him already.
I am so sorry about your dad. If you need anything, you can email me. xo!
I have a crush on my bffs older brother. *Blushes deeply*
9:15...I will be praying for you and your family.
I sometimes feel like I should be living a different life and the one that I'm actually living is a twisted dream that isn't reality.
I also sometimes feel like there is someone or something out there that I'm supposed to find. Someone/thing I can't describe.. It's just out there.. and I need to find "it".
[kind of like in the Lion King 2 where Kiara says that she is only half of who she is.. That's how I feel.. only half of who I really am.]
my husband came home very upset, because he unknowingly gave his femail coworker the wrong impression of their friendship and she kissed him.
I am secretly turned on by this, and it's fueled some AMAZING lovemaking.
on the flipside, I am insanely jealous woman, and would make his life a living hell if he were to ever let this happen this again. But secretly I want it to, because it turnes me on? Who AM I? Gosh.
-hot and bothered!
Next time I go on a date with someone new I'm not going to tell my friends.
I sometimes think about what my life would be like if I were different. If I was more out-going and wasn't afraid of talking to people sometimes. What if I didn't get that choking feeling in my throat or started nervous stuttering when I went to talk to someone I didn't know. What if I could talk to that cute guy sitting in the corner? Or what if I could just call someone up and ask them if they have any positions available instead of chickening out last minute?
I'm terrified that I'm never going to get married.
I know that's kind of a lame confession, but seriously, I think about it all the time. Because I'm not that into outside activities, and I'm not that outgoing. What if my future spouse is out there, and I never meet them because I decided not to go out for soccer/baseball/etc.? I'm really trying hard to learn to trust that God will make everything happen as it should.
^I know how you feel. I get so nervous about the smallest things.
ok, so when i was elem. school and those sanrio (hello kitty) pencil boxes were all the rage, i got really REALLY mad at my sister, went in her room, and stomped on her backpack, breaking her *brand new*. i still remember the sound, and how much i enjoyed it, and then realizing how much trouble i was going to get in to. when my mom questioned me about it, i totally lied and said i hadn't been in my sister's room. i almost fell over backward and ruined my cover when my mom BELIEVED me. and now i still think back about it and laugh, as it was my one victorious moment in the battle between me & my sister. muah hah hah hah hah. and in no way do i regret it.
In his heart, my boyfriend is way too good for me. I hope he doesn't ever figure out that he could do better than me.
I am secretly in love with my best friend. he is amazing, and he is perfect, and so wonderful to me....he is gay. FML
also...there has been countless times that he mentions we would be a perfect couple if he was straight.
maybe there's still hope? :/
1.)I stalk ppls blogs (AKA this one)who I dont know. I totally creep myself out but its totally addicting. I hate being a creepstar
2.) I worry about something happening to my husband before we have children bc I wont have anything left "of him" on the earth. I am totally tempted to ask him to sign a release form so I can still have his children if something happens to him. HOW CREEYP IS THAT!!!!
1.)I stalk ppls blogs (AKA this one)who I dont know. I totally creep myself out but its totally addicting. I hate being a creepstar
2.) I worry about something happening to my husband before we have children bc I wont have anything left "of him" on the earth. I am totally tempted to ask him to sign a release form so I can still have his children if something happens to him. HOW CREEYP IS THAT!!!!
so, my current crush is a horrible kisser and sometimes when he kisses me i feel like he's choking me with his tongue. eww.. and sometimes i pretened i'm tired so he won't kiss me. but, now he thinks it's some sort of flirty game so he kisses me more when i pretend i'm sleeping. ugg. also, he likes to give me hickeys!! he knows i bruise easily and it does not stop him.
this was a gross secret.
another one is i pretend i don't like ice-cream and i secretly LOVE it.
^ I have asked Ted the same thing. It's not weird. I only want HIS kids. Srsly.
And...most of my readers don't know me in real life. You aren't a creepster...you are a friend :)
I have a terrible time "mingling" with others, if everybody around me is new because I am terribly shy. But if one of my friends is with me "mingling" I am the most outgoing person ever.
Weird? yeah I thought so..
To go along with the "hair on fire" I secretly (or not so much so), LOATHE my father in law. Terrible person in my opinion ... cheater/sex addict ... terribly abusive to my husband (he deserved better).
So ... have you all seen Last of the Mohicans?? There's the part when the Huron's let the Indians go and the soldier gives his life for a girl. So they burn him at the stake, but the crafty Injun's hide in the bushes and shoot him to save him from the suffering.
Well in my mind ... my father in law finally did something nice and took one for his son and daughters and when the Huron's burned him at the stake, I'm the Indian in the bushes secretly giggling and can't get my musket to work!
I'm working on a plan to seduce my husband so completely that he forgets the condom and I get pregnant "accidentally."
I keep having dreams about an ex-boyfriend, and I talk in my sleep a lot. I took some cold medicine a few nights ago and had all kind of kinky dreams, and I'm really hoping I kept them to myself.
I have sex dreams about my ex-boyfriends. Hardly ever about my husband. I wonder what that means? Hmmm...
I was on a dance team and our coach was nasty. She was rude and snotty for NO reason and I just did not really care for her. We were in CA for a competition and of course she was in our room. She left her retainers(she was in her 30's mind you) soaking in a cup and I may have spit in the cup...... a lot.
I keep changing my mind about my major... i'm worried i'll never find something that i both like and am good at and that i will have to work fast food for the rest of my life!
I am pretty caught up at work and I have no motivation AT ALL to go above and beyond. I almost don't even want to meet my goals this month.
i stalk my ex boyfriends blog all the time... and pretty much wonder why the heck I dated him in the first place. However I keep looking at the blog..
I am married and have been for almost 6 years. I love my husband but I still think and dream about my first love all the time.
How do you have sooo many friends?
I wanna get prego just so I can quit my job. Even though we cant afford it.
I absolutely hate my best friend's eyebrows. She shaved them off in 10th grade and now she draws them on but she looks like a clown! I want to say something to her about them but she is really sensitive about them. They bother me so much I'm afraid if I do say something to her about them, it won't come out nicely. So I suffer in silence and try not to stare at them.
sometimes i watch phantom of the opera all alone and i enjoy it. and i am super turned on by the phantom!! sooo much passion.
also, i pretend i like edward but, i sooo like jacob better!!
I have been dating a guy for almost a year...and I can't tell if I'm madly in love with him. THIS SUCKS for reals. I always think to myself what if there is someone else out there for me??? I then start to imagine myself in a different state and having the time of my life being single..but then think well what if I don't find anyone? GAHH I don't know what to do, I am a straight up confused girl. P.S he is everything I want qualities wise he friggen treats me like the Queen of England, but I feel like the attraction could be stronger..Do I jeopardize a fantastic man due to him not looking like the sexylicious men on Gossip Girl? Advice please :(
I feel like I have no friends. I don't know if it's something about me, or if I'm just too shy, but I feel like I'm always forgotten about. It gets very lonely.
I'm worried I will have trouble conceiving when the hubs and I are ready for kids. I have no grounds for this fear as I'm healthy and have never had girly issues. I read infertility blogs in preparation for this...so I know what to expect.
My driving instructor has a crush on me. (Yes, he confessed it to me. No, I didn't asked anything. The guy just confessed. I just stood there feeling the world crashing at my feet). Aside from that I think I have a crush on my best friend who often says I'm the perfect girlfriend and he would marry me if I didn't have a boyfriend. Sad, isn't it? :(
about a month ago I had a crazy vivid dream. I have been dying to tell someone but I know everyone will just think I'm crazy. My hubby and I don't have kids yet.. just keep that in mind.
We were at the park by our house and the hubby was flying a kite while our two boys were trying to help him. I was standing kinda further away with our 6 year old daughter. The boys were really close in age, so I couldn't tell if they were twins or just like 12-18 months apart. Ever since that dream I feel like I KNOW that I'm going to have a girl and two boys. Like no doubt in my mind. So I wrote it down, and maybe after we have all of our kids I'll tell everyone.
Creepy huh?
We went to CA as a girls trip after our senior year. I am lactose intolerate and we had Cold Stone ice cream before we went and met up with our guy friends that were down the beach for vacation also..Anywho, my stomach hurt like the dickens and needless to say I sharted, not in front of the guys only my girls. HAHAHAHA it happens to everyone right?
There was once when I was little (I was quite the tomboy) I broke a boys arm on purpose when we were playing basketball...... He had to go in for open heart surgery a month later! I felt really bad!!! His parents never found out exactly how he broke his arm.......
I'm a very shy person but iv always and really really badly have wanted to be an actress and move to LA to give it a try. I told my husband I'm over it because it puts a strain on our relationship but I'm not and I think about it way too much. I just can't give up my dream
I've been miserable for about three years. Not constantly, but the majority of the time so that if I had to describe my life as happy or unhappy it would definitely fall into the "unhappy" category. The thing is, I'm not depressed because I have so much hope for a better future because I know that nothing stays the same forever and my life is bound to get better again...but I really am very tired of being where I am. Sometimes I get very jealous when I read your blog because so many of the things you enjoy doing, I enjoy as well and I wonder why I can't have friends/family or a bf/husband to do them with. I used to. I feel like I'm losing myself. I used to feel as vibrant and active and positive as you seem to be, and now I just feel pathetic and boring.
Going along with being unhappy, I feel that I have no friends when I used to have many. All the close friends I do have are far away. I just can't figure out how I got to this place. How do I have no friends...is it me or is it them?
Finally: I joined the blog world because I'm so miserable in my real life but I feel like this has just become another place that makes me feel friend-less, boring, excluded and pathetic.
I'm 20 years old and still haven't had my first kiss. I haven't had a boyfriend either. Sometimes I worry I'll never meet my other half...
I'm worried about myself, but I'm mostly worried about disappointing my mom about the possibility of her not getting grandchildren.
My parents own the house I live in. I live in the basement and a married couple with a baby lives upstairs. I want the couple to move out (they are allergic to animal fur) so I can move upstairs and get either a puppy or kitty. I need a companion!!
Someone I went to high school with is in the Olympics this year, I hope they lose b/c they were horrible to me growing up.
i'm so non-confrontational that i stay in friendships with people i genuinely don't like and/or who are toxic for me because i don't want to deal with the conflict involved in ending the friendship.
While reading these comments, I am sheepishly giggling because I can relate to almost all of them in some way or another.
i want a baby!!! but i don't.. my husband and i have decided to wait a little while before we start having kids, but i just want one all the time! to have something that WE made, i just can't seem to wait! but i know i will, at least another two years till we're done with school. but secretly i have all the names picked out. ha.
also, i blog while i'm at work... naughty naughty.
There is this super mean girl that is somehow in our group of friends (it has way more to do with her husband being friends with the guys than because anyone actually likes her). She just found out she is pregnant and I'm a little jealous that she is awful and somehow married and about to have a baby...
I need more fingers and toes than I have to count the number of one night stands from my past.
I think I'm still in love with my exboyfriend (of 4 years) even if I hate him at the same time. I've told no one this. He dumped me 5 months ago and then I found out he cheated. How can I still care about him?
Ummm... I'm in love with my best friend.
And he knows it, but he doesn't know the extent of it.
I seriously have dreams where we're married and we have like 12 kids. And I am soooo not looking forward to his mission, because I'm afraid I'll find someone else while he's gone.
And the suckish thing is, I'm only 16. And I really wanna know if we'll ever get married. {Soooo lame, I know. I mean, there's plenty of time and stuff for me to date lots of people.}
I mean... How can I even wait that long? I wanna know what's in the future NOW.
That sounds really lame all typed out like that...
I have been dating a guy for almost a year...and I can't tell if I'm madly in love with him. THIS SUCKS for reals. I always think to myself what if there is someone else out there for me??? I then start to imagine myself in a different state and having the time of my life being single..but then think well what if I don't find anyone? GAHH I don't know what to do, I am a straight up confused girl. P.S he is everything I want qualities wise he friggen treats me like the Queen of England, but I feel like the attraction could be stronger..Do I jeopardize a fantastic man due to him not looking like the sexylicious men on Gossip Girl? Advice please :(
That is a tough situation. My advice:
1. pray about it. talking with someone of a higher power always helps me feel better and know what to do.
2. maybe tell your boyfriend you want to date other people?
I can't stand my bf's ex... she made life hell for us when we first got together even though they were only together for a short while. So I started a tradition of saving pics I found of her online so that I can laugh at her & her horribleness with my sister. I hope this is not cyber stalking.. lol.. it just makes me feel better to look at her pics and feel like I'm so much better for him..? Ha.
Also I definitely fear that my bf and I will never get married :( It's depressing.
Also I frequently get very paranoid and feel like everyone I know is talking bad about me behind my back.. even my parents. Trust issues much? :(
I am secretly applying to dental hygiene school...and NO ONE knows but me. I don't really know why i'm keeping it a secret.
I think I'm addicted to Twilight fanfiction..
I HATE my best friends husband. He is a creep and I don't know why she married him in the first place. They met on the internet and my friend is very insecure about relationships, so I told her to be careful. I'm scared they won't last and then she'll come crying to me and all i'll be able to say is, "I told you so!"
1.) My husband is an alcoholic and wont admit it.
2.) I've been married to my husband for 5 years and I've never had an orgasm with him. EVER.
3.)I want to have another child, just so I can have a reason to be busy and away from my husband.
I'm horrible.
Sometimes when I'm driving, I feel like ramming my car into the car in front of me, just for the heck of it.
I'm in love with my old roommates husband.
I want Mr. Darcy to be real.
I'm likely never going to be able to have children and am looking at my 4th surgery in a year... and it was always one of my main dreams for the future was to find a good man to marry, and have babies and live happily ever after.
What guy is going to want to marry a woman who can't have children? I'm afraid... no one.
I have two confessions.
1. This is my first time commenting even though I read your blog daily!
2. I love my job so much, but my I have this one co-worker out of all the other awesome girls, who is so mean to me! She's a lot older than I am (I'm 21..she is 51) and I don't get why she is the way she is to me! I love her days off and I know this is so mean, but I live for the days she calls in sick! I know, I'm horrible! lol
About a third of the time I have depressed days where I feel like I shouldn't be alive. On these days I see vivid instances (while I'm driving) of where I could have an accident and really die. I am on meds and see therapist but have been for like 8 years and I'm still not "healed."
I put my own father in prison for abusing myself and my sister. I never tell my friends because I'm too afraid they will look at me differently.
I have 2 boys. The youngest is almost 2 and I am starting to want another one. But I am also terrified to have another child. 3 kids scares me. I won't have enough hands, and I can't hold all three at the same time. I just don't want any of my children to feel left out. I think about it everyday, and go back in forth with excitement and longing, to scared. bleh!
I remembered a sort-of-a-secret that almost always makes me laugh when I read your blog... When I found your blog I spent hours reading it. I was kind of sad at the time and your words made me laugh! For real! What made me enjoy it so much (and still do) was the way you talk that is so much like the way I talk. So I was totally taken aback when I found out that we share the same birthday! I have never knew anyone that shares my birthday, let alone someone who seems so much like me!
My highschool boyfriend broke up with me four years ago. And it did not end well and we were not on speaking terms. Well a year ago he started writing me from his mission. His last letter asked me if I thought we'd ever date again and wanted to know about past relationships and my style of dating. And then he proceeded to tell me he could only see us having highschool hook ups. I wrote him a very honest letter about what I think about love and marriage and dating. And he hasnt written back. I secretly just want him to love me - and I know him well enough to know he wont.
I can not stand my son in-law. He is a mean, selfish individual. He treats my daughter like dirt and is a horrible, lazy father. I prayed that he would get into a fatal car accident so that my daughter would be set free. That maybe she could get a second chance at choosing a life partner who would value her amazing gifts and talents. She is only 23 and deserves to spend the rest of her life with a man who loves her.
I'm really worried about marriage. Right now, I don't have a boyfriend - just a bunch of super close guy friends. They've all tried to date me in the past, but I've turned them down because I just don't feel that way about them. During a conversation we all had a few months ago, everyone came to the conclusion that I am going to be the last one in our group of friends to get married...if I even ever do. This really upset me. Especially because it seems like all of my old friends that graduated high school with me are getting married, engaged, or having kids. I'm 21 - a senior in college. I had boyfriends in high school, but no one serious since I've been in college. I'm worried that because I'm so picky and so independent, I'll never find the right one...
This is very strange because it reminds me of the Post Secret website. I love it!
I am not proud of some of the things I have done in my life, but things are looking up and getting better. Its all because of my mother-in-law. She called me out on all the stuff I was doing. I don't know what I would have done if it weren't for her!
Wow...I feel better just saying that. Thanks Lauren!
i am totally in love with my bff's ex boyfriend. and she repeatedly tells me how much she hates him, and could never see how anyone could like him.
so now me and him have to hang out secretly because she will never talk to me if she knew.
Two confessions! 1) I'd rather have mean comments on my blog than none at all (I have none) and 2) I sneak foods my husband claims to not like into recipes sometimes (he doesn't notice)
^love that you sneak foods in. you rule!
I think I picked the wrong major but it's to late to switch if I want to graduate on time (or anywhere close to on time). I have no idea what I want to do with my life or the major I currently have. All I want to do is read books all day....
I was asked out but a client at work after he had made a point to tell me how nice I looked and one day he said that I was as pretty as I was sweet...I'm happily married and had no interest in him but I was totally flattered and giddy about it. I did tell the hubby that I liked being hit on. He always tells me that I am beautiful and he goes out of his way to say nice things to me. I guess it was nice to hear it from someone else!
I really want to key the car belonging to a creeper at work. He won't get the hint that I'm not interested. I've changed my cell number once because of him..but had to give him the new one because of a work project, now I pretend I don't have texting so I can ignore his creeptastic text messages!!
It took 6 months of fertility treatments, but as of tomorrow, I am 9 weeks pregnant! We haven't told anyone except for family. I'm scared to tell my boss, but I cannot WAIT to quit.
^CONGRATULATIONS! That is so exciting :)
"I put my own father in prison for abusing myself and my sister. I never tell my friends because I'm too afraid they will look at me differently."
You go girl ... don't be ashamed of something you had no control of ... you did the RIGHT thing and I COMMEND you for telling someone. So many of us suffered in silence for them to do it to others. You're my hero of the day!
I agree with GeorjiSue...you go girl! What a hard thing you and your sister had to go through. I hope the best for you!
xo
I'm in love with a guy I have never physically met. Is that even possible?
I really used to dislike my boyfriend's old roommate (for multiple reasons) so one time I scrubbed the inside of his toilet with his toothbrush and deleted the pictures on his camera...
^ p.s. I feel really bad about it now...
I dont have any secrets. Not beacause I am better than anyone, it is just the way I am. Brutally Honest. Not mean, just honest. I keep confidences, not secrets. Some friends love this about me, and know they can trust me, some people I offend.
Heres what I mean: I hate these secret posts. Because they are not secrets to Heavenly Father, and there are scriptual accounts of him weeping over things like this going on in the hearts of his children.
I love you Lauren, and I love your blog. You do good work.
i think im going to leave my husband. we have been through so much crap lately and i dont think he cares enough to work through it with me and change in the ways he needs to change. i still love him so much, and it hurts to think of a life without him, but i think my daughter and i will be better off.
I find my boyfriend's mother very hard to tolerate. I dread that we'd have to spend time and holidays with his family if we get married.
I am suppose to be working, but instead, I am looking at your blog! ;-P
I almost hit a cop over the summer, and he wasn't in a car either...
I'm really mad at myself because I've hit a weight-loss plateau. I am down over 40 lbs and I should be happy about that, but all I can think of is how much weight I could have lost by now in this past year. I'd really like to join a kickboxing class or a bigger gym that could offer a personal trainer, but I am scared people will judge me and laugh at me for even bothering.
My sister is dropping weight like crazy while she's at school. I should be happy for her and her more-active lifestyle, but I can't seem to stop being jealous and wishing that she would gain it all back. And when she tells me what I should be doing to keep losing weight, it makes me want to quit.
^hang in there! I am will be rooting for you.
I have been in love with my best friend for over 4 years and in 8 days he is going to leave me for 2 years and he'll never know.
I baked a cake with flour that had a couple weavles in it because it was Sunday, and I didn't want to buy anything on Sunday.
I fed it to my family, and they still are pissed.
I just laugh.
I'm in a relationship since forever and I think I don't love him. Yet I can't seem to find a way to break up with him because he is such a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings. Now I'm scared I will end up unhappy if I let this continue and will regret my decision once I'm married and we have children.
I am addicted to pain killers but I don't want any help. I feel like if I don't take anything then I will be in pain. I blame the doctors for prescribing them every time I ask for them.
When I waited tables a zillion years ago these rude people came in at closing time and insisted we serve them a huge meal. We had to reopen everything. I served them bread from the garbage.
I have a couple..
1. I HATE kids, I do not want any EVER and I think people that want a bunch of kids are weird/gross. I know that's mean, but I can't help it! On the flip side, when people adopt kids, I think that's amazing.
2. My EX best friend was such a bad friend and I really can't stand her now, but instead of explaining to her why I no longer answer her calls/want to talk to her, I just ignore her. I know that's so passive, but it's so much easier than dealing with the confrontation!
Your weevil cake was just about the best thing I ever ate.
I laugh too! :D
Wow, so many confessions on here are so moving. And so relatable! I could sign my name under at least three quarters of them.
I'm currently doing a PhD and I have a good scholarship, so I know I'm really priviliged. But the subject actually doesn't interest me. I'm thinking about quitting, but I'm too coward to quit because I don't know what I would do otherwise.
i have never really had a "best friend".
the person who i consider and refer to as my best friend really is not a very good friend at all. it makes me so sad.
i am good at making friends.
up until 10th grade, i was fat and nerdy and was made fun of for it. i thought losing weight would help...but it didn't. i have always felt left out.
i have recently started college and have been trying to make new friends...it's SO difficult. but it's getting better. :)
at college, people keep talking about how they want a boyfriend. i mean, i want one...someday. but really, all i want is a best friend who will be there for me.
I'm not sure if I would say yes if my boyfriend of 5 years proposed to me. I'm not sure if I love him enough to spend a lifetime with him. I keep imagining what it would be like to be single again, and live a love story all over again from the beginning.
i live far away from my family, and i am surprising them by coming home for Thanksgiving.
and while my husband and i are back home, we are going to tell our families we are expecting our first child!
absolutely no one knows.
I confess that I really feel like I have no idea who I am. I was jealous of your post a while back about who you are. Even though I love my husband and family SO much, I feel like I've lost a lot of my identity after marriage and kids. I don't know what style I have, I don't what my hobbies and interests are. Sometimes I feel like I'm living day to day just to be alive. I wish I could find time for ME just to figure out who I am.
I feel like I should know better than to think this way because I have the gospel, but honestly...Who am I?
Whoever wrote the one about being married and still dreaming about their first love totally stole mine. I do, too! And I have been married a good while and we have great kids. Deep secret? He and I emailed back and forth a couple times right after I got married, but I stopped writing him b/c it felt weird. I didn't feel right chatting like "friends" when I'm married. Partially b/c my husband wouldn't like it, and partially b/c I can't handle being just friends with him. Never told the husband. It's the only secret I have from him. The only one.
Yesterday was my birthday. And it was one of the saddest, loneliest days of my life.
Once when I was younger, I got really mad at my sister because she said my hair was ugly. Uhhhh liar. It's totally gorgeous. Just to be mean, I peed in her shampoo bottles.
Not regretting anything.
And also, every Sunday at church, my ex-best friend's family sits behind us in sacrament. They have uh-maz-ing voices and I just want to punch them everytime We sing a hymn.
And they are aware of this.
Show-offs.
To the person who is addicted to pain killers - if you don't want help, try to get some for the sake of those who love you. Even if you feel like no one does, there is someone. My dh lost his best friend to prescription drug abuse. It leaves a huge hole in the lives of those around you. I will pray for you!!
I hate that I have to visit blogs that I don't want to. I wish I had the guts to only go to who I want to visit.. and not feel guilty...
When I left for college I left behind everyone I ever knew; except for one of my best guy friends... Now I rarely talk to him, have a boyfriend that I really adore and is amazingly sweet... however i still think about the boy i fell in love with who is back in vegas and hope to marry one day.
A few years ago, I peed in my sister's shampoo bottle because I was mad at her for making fun of my short brown hair when hers is long and blonde.
And also, I want to punch my ex-best friend and her family every week at church because they sing so beautifully and I do not. And they sit behind me at EVERY sacrament meeting.
And they know of these feelings of mine. :]
i went out with an old freind when me and my husband first were dating, and I went out and drank. I told him that I didn't do that anymore,which was true, I totally didnt do that stuff anymore.. but got caught up in the moment. I never told him, and I hate thinking about it.
i tell everyone i hate the college cafeteria when really...I LOVE IT! :)
oops, that was supposed to be anonymous. haha now everyone knows! the secret is OUT!
My husband and I go to strip clubs together sometimes. And I like it. We have a pact that we only go together, though. And the sex after is always, well, WOW. But I know it's kind of depraved. I would secretly love to be so comfortable with my body that I could do what they do. They're amazing!
bahahaha I love this.
My secret is that I'm an active member of the church, and got a tattoo a year ago. That I secretly love.
I also resent people that find out and judge me for it, when it's not their place to say anything about what I do. My testimony is still as strong as ever. That's all. :)
i'm falling in love with a guy i would never have noticed in a million years. he treats me so well, and never pushes boundaries (unlike old boyfriends) -- but what he doesn't know is that if he were ever to ask -- i'd give him everything. yet, because of past experience, i'm terrified of loving him and keep up a bit of a wall. i suck.
in college i was so passionate about what i do. now i hate my job. i have dreams of walking into my boss's office, telling him i think he's a dbag, throwing his hot coffee in his face, and speeding off. i wish i was financially stable enough to actually do it.
i still love a boy from way in my past. i've had several relationships since then and none of them matches up to the feeling i had for that first boy. the first one who really saw me.
i want to light my office on fire so i have an excuse not to go to work in the morning.
I'm nearly 25 years old, and my biological clock still hasn't begun to tick. I feel no need to have my own children (yet). But my husband really wants them...and my parents are putting on the pressure for grandkids. Even people at church ask why I haven't begun to have children...like because I'm 25, I'm wasting my life away by not having kids?? I just don't feel...KNOW... that we're not financially ready, and I know I'm still far too selfish to give up most of the things I enjoy doing to raise a child.
I don't have a facebook because I'm afraid to realize that I don't have any friends.
I wish the guys from MormonBachPad would email me and tell me that I can know their secret because they are in love with me. hahaha Yeah, it's dumb but it's true! I think I have fallen in love with Calvin. Or whatever his real name is.
That is so silly, but it's whatever.
I love this post! Even the things we keep buried in our deepest depths... someone (or many others) are going through eerily similar things at exactly the same time.
My "secret" is actually more of a present state of mind: I have finished my university degree and am frozen in this weird limbo. I can't seem to get to where I want most to be and don't see what else I will do.
I know other people have far worse problems at this time... but the uncertainty of my situation is something I don't deal with well. Oh, the nightmares...
Love your blog Lauren... can I consider myself a "friend" instead of a creepster too? :-)
I am the Relief Society President in my ward and I am having an affair with the Elders Quorum president. I got pregnant and my husband thinks its really his baby. Maybe he will realize its not when the baby comes out half black??
I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years. He really wants to get married, but right now it isn't something I want. Even if I did, it wouldn't be to him... He has no idea.
I know it is bad to keep dating him, but right now, in my town, there litterally is nobody else.
I don't think my comment posted.. but here is my embarassing confession:
I wish that MBP would email me and tell me who they really are, because they read my blog and have fallen in love with me. By they I mean Calvin.
Ok, I'm crazy.. but that is true.
I wish my best friend would leave her bf. He is cheating on her. I just know it, not that he has told me, I just see the signs (I have been cheated on). Why can't she see it too? He treats her like dirt. She has a beautiful soul & is never happy anymore, I miss when she used to be happy. It just breaks my heart- maybe one day she will open her eyes and see it. I hope she realizes she can do better!!
I used to write a TON of Harry Potter fan fiction. I made up a name on the website and on the forums, I pretended to have an older brother and sister.
To: "I have been dating a guy for almost a year...and I can't tell if I'm madly in love with him. THIS SUCKS for reals. I always think to myself what if there is someone else out there for me??? I then start to imagine myself in a different state and having the time of my life being single..but then think well what if I don't find anyone? GAHH I don't know what to do, I am a straight up confused girl. P.S he is everything I want qualities wise he friggen treats me like the Queen of England, but I feel like the attraction could be stronger..Do I jeopardize a fantastic man due to him not looking like the sexylicious men on Gossip Girl? Advice please :("
My friend went through this. What you need to realize is that life isn't a fairy tale romance or a movie/tv show/book. Life is life, and it's imperfect, just like in the people in it. What you need to discover is whether or not he is perfect for you, not just perfect in general. There are times when I don't want to be next to my husband all the time, and times he's so hot I can't help but wanna make out and *stuff.* It's just how it is. And it's perfect that way! :)
But if you keep thinking that there's somebody else out there for you, how do you know that you'll realize it when you find him? It's more of a decision-making process. If you decide that he's the one, then he is the one.
I kissed my best friends boyfriend. We have been best friends since we were five and we are still best friends now that we are in our twenties. She does not know, nor do I think she will ever know.
My boyfriend is AMAZING, but sometimes when he and I get into an argument, I fuel the fire to make it worse because even though he's already apologized, I'm not ready to NOT be angry yet.
1. My baby is only 6 months old and I want another one already. Bad idea??
2. When I was in High School I dated a guy for two years and never really gained "close" girl friends. I regret excluding myself just to date a guy. Then a year after high school I got married (not to the guy I dated in high school). And we moved to a different state. So it's hard to make friends. Whenever I hear about other girls having a "girls night out" I feel like I could cry because I never get to have that. I want real friends. Not just acquaintances.
To the person whose father is dying from cancer(about 11th comment).
My father and sister both lived in the same town 7 hours from me. I was able to be called and get a flight to be at my father's side as he passed on. It was so hard but it was also one of the most spiritual moments of my life. I will be forever grateful to have been there. My older sister died four years later from cancer. I got to fly in and visit her but had to leave after a few days. She lingered on for weeks and I never saw her again. That parting was HARD. I knew I would not see her alive again. I've never felt pain like I did after I said goodbye to her. Sometimes it just happens that way. Sometimes you are there and sometimes you aren't able to be.
Be strong and know that you are not alone. So many of us have gone through this very thing. We are willing to talk to you! I won't lie. It hurts deeply but you do go on and time tends to heal the pain. There is still the big empty feeling but it begins to hurt less as the years go by. I promise you can get through it!
My husband is a drug addict and has done such a great job at staying clean but has recently relapsed. I feel so empty inside and don't know who to turn to. It's hard for me to go to family members because I don't want them to look down at him and even though I love the friends I do have they from the beginning didn't understand why I stayed with him from the beginning. I feel trapped, I want to be strong for my husband but I need somone I can lean on too who won't judge me or look down on me or my husband.
I don't know what to do.
The first two years in my marriage I used to dream about my first love coming and rescuing me from this "nightmare." I still wanted him so bad. NOW 2 years later, i couldn't possibly be more in love with my husband. I am CRAZY about him, and the catch is I live next door to my first loves grandma. So I see him often, and I feel nothing. I am so happy with my life although it is not perfect.
I constantly think about how great my best guy friend and I would be as a couple but I know that I'm not his type and that he would not choose to date me...I also think that if I could keep losing weight and become a skinny minny (that is what my mom says) he would be interested and I kinda hate him for that.
I envy my husbands ex-girlfriend. In a way, I wish we were best friends.
My dad had an affair and I cant get over how someone you love would hurt you so deeply
When im in public alone i hold my breath. Its really weird. I dont now why.
And another weird confession is that i still love my ex but i have feelings for his best friend aswell.
I think i have like 20 conffessions but im not gonna bore you people with them.
Oh and Lauren....
You are so beautiful and funny and awesome and whoever is leaving mean comments is just jealous.
Sometimes I secretly wish my friends would break up with their boyfriends/husbands so I won't be the only single one in the group.
Hearing husband/boyfriend stories is tough when you have none to add.
reading through these anonymous comments is entertaining.
once i got my friend to crap in a bag. then we went to this girls house, who i hate, more than any one person on earth, and he rubbed it all over her car for me. true friendship. and i feel like heavenly father is ok with it all too (that was for "shantel")
1) I like to google my high school boyfriend.
2) I often hope I get pregnant "accidentally."
3) I read too many blogs at work, most of which I can't stand but read anyway.
4) I hate my job, oh wait, people know that already =)
im addicted to law and order svu, csi miami, and criminal minds.
my husband thinks it is creepy that i love watching shows aboout rape and murders.
i dont know what it is...im not a crazy person - i am just drawn to those kinds of shows. i could watch them all day.
To Anon that is addicted to Pain Killers, check this blog out:
http://thoughtsofanldsaddict.blogspot.com/
My thing, I don't want to ever talk to my in laws.
I could get into it and people back me when they hear the story, but still... They are family.
I have never seen 'The Godfather'. Ever.
I am a disgrace.
Also, I love saying words like 'sicknast, lamespice, gayspice' etc. I think Lauren is a literary GENIUS for coming up with them!
That is all.
I love to read peoples blogs but I never post anything on them. I just might be your staker Lauren. Muhhhaaaa!!! Na I live to far up north.
I secretly want my boyfriend to come home from his mission. I pretend I'm so proud of him, and want his to stay there, but in reality, I want him to come home so badly.
I slept with my ex boyfriends cousin, even though I'm still in love with my ex and feel sick every time I think about it.
I have no idea to this day why the hell I did it. I know my ex is never coming back, so maybe subconciously, I did it so I could move on.
I could never be with him now, knowing I did that, even if he did come back. I'm still devastated by that thought. It makes his rejection of me feel a little bit easier to swallow. I am the mother of his child, and he left us because I had post natal depression.
I feel like a failure every day.
Oh I have SO many secrets! here's a few.
I feel like i'm all alone. my bff is too busy to talk to me anymore. there will be DAYS when I don't talk to anyone but my husband.
i hate my sister-in-law and think she's a mean person and want to punch her sometimes. :)
I hate going to church. I love what i belive and i do believe it but hate the people at church. I make fun of them in my mind all the time because it makes church fun.
i've been married since i was 19 (i'm 26 now) and people still talk to me like I'm 18. I want to scream at them that I'm not stupid and just beacuse they are older than me doesn't make them smart. And that I probably know more about life than them. (and they wouldn't want to know why, but I know I do.) so they should shut up.
i'm really not a mean person, but apparently I sound like one. All well.
I had an ectopic pregnancy over a year ago and have had a hard time since then getting pregnant again. Everytime I find out someone else is pregnant I feel really jealous and angry, I hate that I feel that way, but I don't know how to change it.
Notice how there were about 3 girls who said MBP is in love with them?
Ummm sorry ladies. Get over yourselves. Not true. they flirt with EVERYONE like they're in love. Sorry. They are "in love" with me too then.
^ If you hate church but love your beliefs then why do you do you keep going?
I have two:
Sometimes I feel really unlikable because no matter how many blogs I comment on, I cannot get anyone to visit my blog on a regular basis. I get a wee bit jealous of the internet friendships so many others strike up. I want to be part of the clique!
Also, I'm so terribly shy that I'm even shy online. Some people are able to let go online because they can hide behind a screen name, but not me. I'm still worried about what people will think of me.
I LOVE picking my nose! :D
My fiance and I were raised in different religions. Neither one of us is too set in the beliefs we were raised on and are willing to compromise. However it still scares me to death that this is going to be a huge problem later on in our marriage when we do have kids... things seem to change once you have children and Im afraid we wont be as willing to compromise.
Any thoughts on this matter?
To the church member who got a tattoo...
Good for you. If thats what makes you happy and you still have a strong foundation of what you believe then I say go for it. As long as you dont go nuts with tattoos
Everything within moderation right?
reading all this is addicting, I love this post Lauren
Confession:
I am deathly afraid that my best friend is going to become a photographer and expect me to help me with her business - then steal my ideas and everything. She is the kind of person who is good at EVERYTHING and wins every contest and prize, that every guy wants and lusts over, and she has a million friends. I only have ONE thing I am good at, I hate that I think she's going to steal it from me (and she's already started, in a way.) sigh
i love to picking my nose. this is not a joke.
My dad has Alzheimer's, and I'm the only one who lives in town with him. Sometimes I resent being responsible for him. I hate watching him lose everything day by day. I envy my sisters who only see his memory losses in small glimpses. I wish his death wouldn't be so drawn out, and that he could have the dignity he lived his life with in his death.
I think I may be in love with one of my best friends, who doesn't know I have a current long-distance relationship with my current boyfriend, who is so out of my league because he used to date my gorgeous, perfect cousin, who also wants the same best friend that I might be in love with who still considers me one of the "guys".
I have sooooo many horrid secrets to spill.
1. When I was a little girl I wanted to be a hooker when I grew up. I grew up watching rated R movies and everyone had sex in them. I heard about how prostitutes got paid for sex and thought it was a great job since they made lots of money doing something that everyone seemed to love and want to do.
2a. I despise my sister in law. She is a horrible retchid person and I've always secretly wished she would die so my brother could marry someone who deserves him and my niece and nephew would stop being abused. My sister in law was diagnosed with terminal cancer a month ago. I should be happy about it but I'm not. I could never wish something like this upon someone.
2b. I am happy and sad when my niece calls me mom out in public.
3. I'm afraid that I will never find someone who will want to marry me because of how I look. Yet -lm afraid to change because this is the only body I've ever known.
4. I haven't done any homework for a month.
I have SO many secrets...Lauren, u should do this kind of post again!!! It's exciting! Also good to know that everyone has 'dirty little secrets'.
I pee in the shower.
I try to make myself have sex dreams cuz I'm single @ the moment & don't get any.
I secretly hate that my younger sister is dating a really cute guy. I hope they break up. I would probably be mad for a long time if she got married before I do.
I'm extremely afraid I'll never get married & sometimes day dream about "accidentally" having sex with my ex-bf just so
Even knowing this is anonymous still makes me scared to share my truest dark secrets!
I have always had a HUGE crush on my brother's best friend....for as long as I can remember.
I've told a customer that our store couldn't do the print job she wanted done because I just didn't feel like doing it that day.
I think all girls (single) do this.....I have literally planned my whole entire wedding, down to where it's going to be, my colors, the flowers, and even what flavors my cake is going to be.....pathetic I know.
if your blog has a boring background or header, i wont read it.
(this applies to all but MBP!)
Person who wrote about MBP: I love that you referenced them. I'm obsessed with reading it!
I was sitting on the toilet reading all these comments and enjoying them so much that I got off the toilet and flushed without wiping...didn't realize I didn't wipe til I had washed my hands and left the bathroom. hahahaha...
I don't understand why people hate me. I know I should brush it off, and ignore it, but I literally can't. It festers. I hurts. And every hurtful thing said makes me cry.
Part of me wishes I could become tougher and brush off the haters, but I know that the moment I do my heart will harden...and that will change me.
I know I shouldn't listen to people that tell me I am fat or "look like the michelin man" but I can't help it. I take what they have to say, to heart...but can't believe my husband when he tells me I am fit and beautiful.
Once, just before my mission, I crapped my pants while on a date. Not like "sharted" but like a got-ex-laxed-runny-poo kind of deal.
Man oh man was I embarrassed?
as of saturday, i'm now officially someone's other woman. i understand the circumstances and i know that it's bad..
but.
i could care less. i get the chance to have him for myself, i'm gonna fight for it. he's too amazing of a man to let get away...
To the person that wrote:
?"I think all girls (single) do this.....I have literally planned my whole entire wedding, down to where it's going to be, my colors, the flowers, and even what flavors my cake is going to be.....pathetic I know."
It must be true because I have done almost all of that! I have looked up dresses that I love and have saved the pictures onto my hardrive. I have scoped out family that will do my wedding cake. Friends that will do my photography. The reception venue is reserved in my head. ...all I need is the groom. I can't tell anyone this or they would label me as a freak for sure!
Oh, that was supposed to be anonymous???
Oopsie...
I'm reliving that embarrassment all the sudden.
HAHAH! I beat the person who has been at work for 3 hours and done nothing...
I have been at work for 8 hours and done nothing... Except blog, upload pics and played chatty kathy on the phone! Oh and I got hit on by a much older man... It kinda scared me!
I don't have any friends
Im addicted to dirty Twilight FanFiction.
this is horrible, but we were at school today and my friend wasnt there. but her boyfriend sits near me.
i flirted with him through the whole class, but i can honestly say he flirted back!
A lady I work with and can't stand (b/c she is passive aggressive and hateful) is in my office right now and I wish she would get out! Luckily she can't see my computer or what I am typing :)
I plan on being a virgin when I get married but I don't want my husband to be one
I feel like I will grow up alone because I have never had a first kiss or boyfriend.
Sometimes I just want to yell at one of my best friends for thinking she is better than everyone else.
My dad cheated on my mom a year ago. Every single time I look at him I think about it. I wanna throw up. I wanna punch him. I'm the only kid in my family who knows about it. I wanna scream. I also wanna give up the "other woman's" name to my bishop so my dad can be re-instated to the church. My mom says that the "other woman" has to go to her bishop on her own....I think that's a bunch of BS!
I am getting married soon. I am so ready for the Wedding to be over so I don't have to talk one of my bridesmaids anymore.
I only asked her to be in the wedding because I knew she would get me a good gift. But she really gets on my nerves
i have 2 confessions that are related...
1.) i have a HUGE crush on a missionary in my singles ward. i am in the ward mission so i go on teaching assignments with them all the time. i would NEVER flirt with him or be a distraction or inappropriate in any way but he is SUCH an amazing person. i think about him all the time! he finishes his mission in 4 months and is coincidentally attending the same university that i go to :)
2.) i went to his mission website and found out his first name and totally googled him!!! as i was googling him i was literally talking to myself outloud saying "girl you are such a creepy stalker!!!!" hahaha
ps lauren. i love you!
I feel like i have been hurt so badly by guys that i feel numb. I dont even know if i like a guy because i cant feel it. sometimes i really think i'll never get married.
Im also very outgoing and most poeple think my life is awesome. but inside im so self concious and i hate my body. i look at my self and think im so fat, and i hate that i cant love my body. i just love oreos and milk haha. but on a serious note, i really feel like i'll never get married because if i cant love myself how can someone love me? man i sound like a depressing fool.
I also HATE my job, and if i can find an excuse to get out of it. i will
New Moon reminded me of myself and an old friend.. Me being Bella and he being Jacob...
I miss him dearly. And I sometimes wonder what it would have been like if I would have chosen Jacob.
I never got to tell him that I loved him.
I hate my future in laws so much that i think about not marrying my fiance, just so i don't have to deal with them.
I think pooping is soooo relaxing. Plus, that empty feeling right after is one of the best feelings ever.
^I still go to church because I know it's the right thing to do. mean people or not.
friday night my ex's brother wants to hook up with me. and i am about to date someone.
but i want to....
I really resent a friend I've known for 20 years because she's beginning to leave me in the dust like all my other friends do.
Also, because she has a big mouth and is very rude.
I won't type or write G-d in full. It drives me absolutely nuts when I misspell "good" with only one 'o'.
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