the lauren diaries : recap time

last night's episode was a doozy. aka..."the awesomeness".

but srsly, there's too much crap to cover, so i'll give you the pressing details.

 

 

 

this is stefan

he is hawt,

he is the good vampire (think edward...just not as whipped)

he is dating elena

he has hot abs

and a tattoo

and it good at remembering historic dates (random? yes.)

 

 

 this is damon

he is stefan's older brother

he is also Boone from LOST

he is a bad vampire (think...james...except damon is hotter)

he is hawt.

but he pisses me off.

he is in love with elena...stefan's woman.

 

 stefan  + damon = pissed off brothers all the time.

i think it is safe to say that those two hate each other.

i mean, if two people try to kill one another, that classifies as hate right?

mmmkaythanxbye!

BTW...stefan tried to drug damon...but damon caught on. drat!

 

 

 

elena hears a knock at the door...

 

 oh, it's just her boyfriend stefan

so she invites them in and they srsly make out. like..."daaaang gina!" type of making out. it was good times. but then stefan has to stop kissing abruptly, and elena thinks it's because of his virtue so she says, "you remind me of a character in my favorite book...his name is edwarrr..." but stefan cuts her off right thuuur and says, "um. no. i'm just thirsty. get me a drink devil woman." {thirsty!? baha...how punny} but she doesn't get him a drink, she asks him how he looks in a suit...and he says, "look at this piece of hottness, what do you think?" and she says, "i think you should show me your abs....i mean, i think you should be my date to a really lame party." so he agrees.

to the ab-showing-part. obvi!

 

 

and damon is pissed...

because he wanted to show her his abs first...i mean, he wanted to go to the party with her. sucks to be him because he has to go with this skank who wears grandma sweaters and weird scarves.

 

 

 

 at the party stefan and elena looked cute together...

i can't make these things up. caroline the skank-grandma sweater-girl said so...so it must be true. but srsly...they are pretty cutespice.

 

and damon is pretty pissedspice.

 

 

and for some reason caroline thought it was ok to ask stefan to dance with her...

 

and elena was like, "biiiiiiiaaaaatch please"

those are my abs...i mean that's my man.

 

 

but stefan whispers something in her ear...

and it made that girl standing behind elena blush...

so i am pretty sure elena is ok now.

just taking a wild guess. srsly.

 

 

 so while stefan and caroline the skank are dancing...

elena and damon have a convo...

 

damon goes: "elena. dude. i am the hottness. and i have hotter abs than stefan. and i have read twilight and i can tell you edward is whipped. oh wait...we weren't talking about twilight? well, forget that i mentioned that i even know what twilight is and come make out with me. good idea? yes."

 

but elena goes, "biiiiiiiaaaaaatch pleeease."

and damon is pissedspice again. obvi!

 

 

 

horsefaced girl looked particularly horsey last night.

not that i didn't expect anything less from our farm animal friend.

good times.

 

 

and caroline looked particularly grandma-ish.

 

 

 and aunt-what's-her-face looked particularly confused...

 

 

 and stefan looked particularly hottspice. obvi!

 

 

and damon was just straight up pissedspice.

 

 

good times.

 

 

 

now, let's discuss the episode!

what did you think of this week's epi?

what do you think will happen next week?

when do you think elena will get a clue and figure out that stefan's abs are just too firm to actually be human so he must be a vampire?