10.19.2009

shh...its a secret.

i'm going to tell you a secret...
last week ted said a swear word.
now, i know you are all thinking, "yah, big deal, so what?"...but dude. this was huge.
you see...ted has never sworn in front of me since the beginning of tedauren.
and then, out of no where he throws out a good old "shiz".
at first i was stunned.
and then i scolded.
and then i pretended to be offended (i wasnt').
but deep down....

i found it attractive.
don't tell him i told you that!
we don't want to make it a habit around here.



now, your turn...tell me a secret.




PS...i want to congratulate alexis...because her husband JAKE won round three of the husband contest :) he will be going on to the final round!

93 awesomespice comments:

Valley Girl said...

first!?! no way!!!

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Valley Girl said...

I guess you have a thing for the bad boyz... well good boyz with just a hint bad... me too.

a secret? Well... hmmm.
ok fine. I....talktomyself. No, not like normal people talk to themselfs. i talk in accents... to my reflection. My favorite time to do said talking is... dun dun duuuun... on the toilet. Some people sing to themselves in the shower, some people read while doing there bathroom bidness; me? I have full blown roll playing accent bareing conversations with myself while on the toilet.
And that is my juicy secret.
sad but true. Don't judge me.

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Karina said...

Hmm secrets.

Well secrets secrets are no fun. Secrets secrets hurt someone.

Actually in this case, it WAS fun. :)

Umm. My secret: I have 6 bags filled with candy to give ABiteOfAllison tomorrow for her birthday!! (But I'm pretty sure she already knows. :])

Anonymous said...

Hey lovely girl. I went anon since we're telling secrets. Hope that's ok! :)

My dad told me today that he lost his job. I am so hurt for him and upset because I'm too far away to even give him a hug. I'm also terrified because I'm having some medical issues and really needed our family's insurance. Mostly, I just feel even more scared to be a "real adult" soon since I don't want my parents to feel like they have to support me once I graduate--they'll be needing help now too.

And hey, I think swearing can be kind of hot, but not when it's done out of passionate anger--then I just find it ugly and scary.

and this is what she said... said...

Random.. but I can see how its kind of attractive, although it shouldn't be an occuring thing :) makes sense.

cute pic of ted

and yaaa alexis, i love you!! miss you.

Melissa said...

Mmm... I dream. Violently. Especially when I nap. Too violent to post here. I think my subconscious has a lot of pent up aggression or something. Its weird tho.

Stacy Dean said...

ohmygosh. too funny! I love it when someone says, "what the hello operator?!" just not the hello operator part.

but that's not my secret.

hm...I have the ability to dream the last thing I think. I discovered this by trial and error and have somehow perfected it to a tee. Like last night...got caught up on the vampire diaries {ugh another secret} and the last thing I thought was...stefan looked so damaged when she broke his heart...then BAM!

I dreamt about damon turning me into a vampy but i went for stefan instead and damon was like...wha? and I was like...oh yea! And we lived happily ever after!

so there she is! I try not to tell the husband that I have this ability bc fer tots he'd be like..."why are you dreaming about vampires?" and i'd be like

"........."

kelly anne said...

lol ya i sometimes find swearing attractive (in certain senerios). it's quite odd and i don't understand it...
my secret... hmm... sometimes, when i'm really stressed and upset, i eat frosting straight from the container.
true story.

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Lula! said...

My secret is not a secret, 'cause I'm telling it here:

Chuck Bass kissed a hot dude last night. It was brief, it was no big deal (like--no slow build up--it just happened and was over in 1 second.), but it was HOT.

Yeah, I said that.
HOT.

And I love Jesus with every fiber of my being.
Amen.

p.s. "Shiz" sounds even better in a southern accent. I'm just sayin'. Don't judge.

Paulina said...

hahahah this is too funny!!!! I can't think of a funny secret (I've loved some of the comments left behind, especially the girl that does accents on the toilet!!! haha, too funny!)

Molly said...

Um...last night I had a dream that inn the last vampire diaries epi Stefan took a bath. No there was NO visible nudity, it was a bubble bath ( Another reason to love bubbles ). To top it off, I'm pretty sure that I was Stefan. It was so realistic that I honestly thought that it happened. then I realized it wasn't. It's a lame secret, but it's a secret!!

Nancy Face said...

I'm stunned! :0

Jenny said...

I agree it can be attractive when a guy lets a bad word slip! But I also agree with you not wanting it to become a habit!

Ummm... a secret.... I like watching Hannah Montana... I am almost 25 and like it!

wende said...

i loved your secret. and i agree that a nice boy with a tiny little cuss thrown in every once and a while is attractive. i think because it displays their humanity every once and a while.

mine's more of a confession - i don't even remember anything about the movie 17 again. once it was over, i realized i was just swooning over hottie zac the WHOLE time. someone asked me some detail about it later and i was like, "uhh... there was a plot?"

christa elyce said...

i have a boyfriend...that is a secret.

Anonymous said...

aww that's so cute =)

my secret...i've had a tattoo for 4 months and my parents have NO idea!

Marci Darling said...

Love this post! hahaha

My secret?

I wish I was blonde.

Susan said...

My secret it is I got a tattoo last night without telling anyone I was going, and LOVED the feeling of the process of getting tattooed.

derrickadee said...

I thought the title of this post was
"Sh**...it's a secret" LOL. Hi, almost lost it!

My secret: Everyone thinks I hate babies, but I don't. I like them, a lot. Seriously though, let's all *zips lips and throws away key* together, cause I need to keep up my facade!

Mormon Bachelor Pad said...

I cry at the end of every episode of Full House. When the dad is summing up what everyone should have learned during the family trials over the previous 30 minutes.

Ok. ALMOST every time.

-c

Ivy said...

Oh... you don't swear at your house. We do here. Not a lot... but when necessary. It feels so good to let it out. My children rarely hear it (you pry cringed on that one) but they understand that those words are for adults and when they are older they can do as they chose fit. I don't like saying they are bad words... then my kids would think people were bad when they used them.
OK... secret.
I think I will keep my secrets... the very few I have... I am kind of an open book and I am a poor liar so I keep it straight... mostly.
Cheers Lady. Keep 'em comin!

Elyse said...

Hmmm...my secret is a little sad. I'm 22 and I've never been kissed or had a boyfriend :/ I think I scare them off...

Anonymous said...

i never eat veggies.

Bekah said...

hmm.. secret. i almost quit my job every day

Carter @ The Kitchenette said...

Yeah, guys who swear are hot. Preferably if they are tattooed and scruffy.

Ahem.

Anyways, I was all like "I wonder if I should say that I thought that the dude kiss on Gossip Girl last night was hot... is that too graphic??" and then I checked and...

Lula stole my fire! So glad I'm not the only one. I heart Chuck so bad.

He is so the hotness.

Annie said...

hehe, too cute!

whoa, this is like post secret! i mean i don't know any of these people and i'm reading all their secrets ;)
if i was posting anonymous i would share something but i'll keep my secrets to just me for now ;)

Crystal said...

I like swearing too, it's a guilty pleasure. I swear a lot...and I think it's hot when guys do it. I dont feel guilty either. :)

Crystal said...

Oh, I didn't post a secret. lol

I was a virgin until I was 24, with my fiancee.

We never got married and I wish I had waited until my marriage bed...but I made it further than a lot of people. :)

Sara White said...

I'm almost 30 and I still sleep with my baby blanket EVERY night. And I really like watching Olivia with my 2 1/2 year old daughter!

Whitney said...

Sometimes I can have a potty mouth. I do remember the first time Zach cussed in front of me. I just laughed.

Sara said...

Haha! I said a swear in front of Hubs the other day for the first time ever and he said, "Whoa. That was hot."

Hmmm...a secret? I got a paddling the first day of kindergarten (this is back when they still paddled kids in school).

Meghan O said...

I'm almost 20 and have never had a boyfriend or been kissed. I've also always thought I didn't need one, but secretly it's killing me not being able to find a guy I love and who loves me back.

So I'm with you there Elyse, feel your pain!

angie said...

I don't have anything nearly as juicy. I'll have to think on this one. :)

Ashley said...

My fiancee and I dressed up as characters from greek mythology last weekend and had some "role playing" fun! But I don't really have any secrets that absolutely no one knows. It makes life easier. I used to be too secretive.

Connie said...

hahaha you're bad :p

I don't have any secrets. heh heh

Higgs Happenin's said...

hahaha, it's weird the things we find attractive. I find CERTAIN tattoos quite hot. Not to be mistaked with all tattoos. it has to be the right kind the right size and in the right place.

Mar said...

I'm 25 and sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I still suck my thumb...

Loved this post, by the way!

Em-Cat said...

I wish my husband swore (LUCKY!)...then I would feel like I had a partner in crime when I drop the S-Bomb every once in a while.

Here's my secret and I can't believe I'm posting this on the web:

I love reading Harry Potter books (yeah I know I'm 33...watch it or I'll drop the S-Bomb on you). That's really not the secret. I read the books over and over again and lately I've taken to reading them aloud with a British accent. My husband walked in on me doing it the other night and I thought he was going to die laughing.

Amber W. said...

Hmm... I looked into taking an beginning adult ballet class yesterday. I'm 26... I haven't set foot in a ballet studio since I was 10. Embarrassing, much?

Lil' Woman said...

Secret:
I have all intentions of taking the girl's good candy when they get home from halloweening this year...in all honesty Im doing them a favor, can you imagine the cavities they would have

Anonymous said...

i decided that i was in love with a boy right before i found out he was moving away. i didn't tell anyone. he moved. now, he's coming home for vacation... and i have never been more excited or scared to see someone. IN. MY. LIFE.

that's my secret :)

Shelby Lou said...

lula: are you serious about chuck bass? he just went even further down on my scale. sicknast

my secret is, i dated this boy who is now a big and up coming UFC fighter and now I feel stupid for not making more of it. Is that bad? That just because of his fame, I am wanting him. Not that it's fame yet, but it will be. I do think he was a great guy , just not for me at the time. SAD DAY. He's a hottie! ha

Allison said...

Haha :D That's funny! My secret... I still sleep with a baby blanket? I don't like being home alone?

Bethany said...

I have a major crush on the boy who sits next to me in accouting and I barely know him! That is hilarious you found ted swearing attractive, is it bad that I think its funny when people swear?? hahaha

samnhal said...

I don't want to give it all away, in case my husband somehow magically stumbles upon this comment that I made in the next 3 weeks, but I am throwing him a surprise party! I am so excited.

Cherie said...

Wow I'll never be able to look at Ted the same again - which is not sayin' much since I have never been able to look at Ted at all...Just sayin!

My secret is I like things that are coffee flavored even though I do not drink coffee because of my religion! I think they call it Mocha - YUM!

LIndsay said...

Elyse, Meghan O, I'm 18 and same for me. You are not abnormal at all. well, to the woman who reads HP aloud, I have for some reason started reading the Twilight books aloud to myself. Don't really know why, but after the first two read-throughs of each book, I start reading them aloud without meaning to. I think it's cuz they're mostly dialogue. But I really enjoy it.

The Nye Family said...

haha that's funny! I'm still waiting on the day to hear Deric say a swear word...If it comes...I think I will be shocked and then just laugh. My secret is...I'm already baby hungry and my baby is only 9 month. I KNOW I still want to wait another year or two for the next though.

lexlovesjate said...

Yay! My husb won. Thanks!
A secret... I secretly hate working in customer service... because some people are mean for no good reason and that's just not cool.
I love ya too Rasha!

Full House said...

I swear in my head quite a bit.

Marissa said...

Hahaha I love it! I don't swear, but I am sure my husband would think the same thing you did if it ever happened. haha! :)

and this is what she said... said...

Aww. Thanks Lexie!

Jen said...

Hahaha! You make me feel so much better! I'm not such a fan of swearing (and haven't heard my cute hubby swear - and I've known him literally forever), but I totally swoon over tattoos (which my hubby doesn't have either).

Lyndsi B said...

My husband is a really good guy with a really bad habit of swearing. Sometimes I think it's hot, but sometimes it turns me off. Last weekend he got up early to surprise me with pancakes, and it melted my heart when I walked in on him flipping pancakes, but then he started swearing like crazy at our temperamental stove. It was kind of a bummer. lol

tigersgirlgv said...

My secret is that I am twenty-one and have never been kissed/ had a boyfriend.

Melissa said...

I loved everyone's secrets :D

I have one:

*I still sleep with my Strawberry Shortcake plushie doll. Even though I say I don't anymore.


It looks like this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000UMIFDM

angieinpink said...

my secret:

i think simon cowell is hot.

whyimstillsingle said...

I love it. Yeah, swearing can be way hot when it's not totally out of control.

There's just something so...real...about it.

Natalie said...

oh gosh :-P

secret. hmm. uhhh..i proclaim to hate soda, but drink Coke way too much. it gets me through the homework all-nighters.

Catherine said...

elyse, megan o, and lindsay same here too. i'm 23 never had bf and never been kissed >>very sad face<<.. and i'm older than you three.. maybe growing up with 3 older brothers keeps them away..

Lauren Elizabeth Crazypants said...

well, i secretly wish i was mormon. seriously.
one of my really good friends went to BYU
this year, and i was totally jealous.
mormons are awesome.

marie.elizabeth said...

well, i'm usually not a secret keeper but there are some that i keep to myself...right now, i'm gonna be straight with you.

i'm heartbroken. i fell for a guy and he turned out to be not so great..which is sad because he is like the greatest guy i have ever met. but anyhooter, he got back with his ex-girlfriend and has left me here crying and all red-eyed and puffy faced.

which is no bueno.

i didn't love him, i just really liked him. and the worst part is that he's the first guy i have felt anything for in over a year...since my ex-fiancee dumped me three weeks after he proposed because he wanted to get railed by a guy.(excuse my explicit words here, i'm just upset...)

my life is kinda poopy right now and i really wish that i could do something about it but i don't know what....

{megs in wonderland} said...

i cuss like nobodys bizz nass.

but once, husband said a reaallllly bad word, out of anger, while we were coming out of the movie theaters, so i ran to the car and drove away and he had to walk home.
i may be a mean wife, but he learned his lesson!!! {bahahhaha insert evil laugh here hahahahah}

good times.

Stu and Angie Milne said...

the hubs hasn't sworn in front of me, but i have with him once... he asked if i was excited to see him (i hadn't seen him in almost two months while i was in korea) and i replied with "does a bear ---- in the woods?" i think i said it too fast for my brain to edit. whoops.

erin said...

pretty sure we definately have the oppsite situation. cuz im pretty sure you know chad & his potty mouth haha!

Emma said...

secret: I just made my husband say "shiz" with a southern accent because he is from Texas and because Lula said it is hotter with an accent. But he got embarrassed and wouldn't swear so I made him say "spit" instead. I laughed so hard when he pronounced it "spee-it" Haha! I love my husband!

Torie Jayne said...

Hi, Please tell me you are going to share pics of your bird themed baby shower, I would love to see! Have a sweet day!

KatOfDiamonds said...

Tis no secret that I am single. Very single.

Now, I have a decently healthy size of self confidence & I joke that I love to live love vicariously through my beautiful friends and their beautiful relationships...

But the truth is my heart is so lonely and I ask God everyday for the strength to be okay with it.

On the one hand, I don't want to get attached to the town I attend college but in the era of internet communication and web cams I fight to maintain my cool about being single for so long.

Eh, I don't want pity... but it was the only secret worth getting off my chest.ish.

Emily Sue said...
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Emily Sue said...

my secret is i think ron weasley is the hottest actor ever. mmmm.... also, i pretend to not love cake but in reality i ADORE it.

fun post!! i agree cussing is hot sometimes, but i think it's because it makes us think their rebelious for swearing. love it. also, i agree shiz with a country accent = hot hot hot.

Rugergirl said...

The best part about hanging out with my little sisters was they were my excuse to watch little kids shows and listen to teeny bopper music and bond over it. Now they are older,I just do it anyway. I just watched all three high school musicals and LOVED THEM. Kind of hokey, but so cute. I kept playing the songs over. My husband asked me why I had the movies and I said, because I want to watch them. THATS WHY! (I think he secretly knows and doesn't mind when I put in a disney movie like A Bugs Life, because they he sits there and watches it with me...tee hee hee!)

Little Lovables said...

we rarely cuss here, and we get in trouble when it happens, but I do get what your saying.

secrets? I have so many :)

like I totally love tattoos, but thats a big no no around here

christa elyce said...

eeks! thanks Lauren for commenting as always! I love it!
i love Winter too. i'm all for originality.

www.jemappelles-christa.com

so glad you found ted.

i blog-love ya!

kelzone said...

i swear a lot in my head...but i guess that's not much of a secret...

my secret: i always say i am afraid of commitment (half true), but i actually really want a boyfriend...a really HOT boyfriend...for example, if james dean and marlon brando had a baby, i'd want him as my boyfriend...

too bad they're both dead and men

Emily said...

Yes, a guy swearing can be very hot, although I swear a lot myself...

Lar, you should feel special. I've never told this secret to anyone else, but here goes...

It's really hard for me to say "I love you." Like I can't say it at all, ever, even to my parents (I didn't even realize I was supposed to say it back until my dad said "You could say it back"). I have no idea why. I'm pretty sure I've never said the whole phrase loudly and clearly to someone. It's not that I don't love them, I think it's maybe too important to me to say it all the time everyday. I don't toss it around at all. It's very strange. I guess I could say it if I was dead-set on it, like if I was telling my boyfriend, but, really I have no idea what to think.

A different and less serious secret of mine is that I talk to myself. Like, severely talk to myself. I talk to myself as if I'm talking to someone else, but no one is there. It just convinces me further that I'm very strange, haha.

Tricia L said...

I think I've heard my husband swear all of three times and I laughed at him each time. He said the words so awkwardly.

A secret...I dream about getting a boob job...just a full B cup, that's all I want to be...enough to fill up a swimsuit and not look completely shapeless in a sweater. I envy other girls' boobs.

Anonymous said...

My secret is...I met this guy when I went on vacation with my family and we started having a long distance relationship when I went back home. My family has NO IDEA, and I find it kind of funny that they always almost find out but then forget about it!

Bailey said...

Ha, I love it! What an awesome husband to have though...heard him swear only once?! Jealous.com

Lcurls said...

I wish my mom didnt have facebook.
seriously

Curtis and Dani Welton said...

My secret.. I play on FB and blogger all day while I'm at work. Seriously. I'm surprised my boss doesn't take the internet away, and if he did I don't know what I would do for half the day. I'm actually at work right now...

Curtis and Dani Welton said...

Oh and I agree with the comment ahead of me. I wish my brother didn't have facebook (thank goodness my mom doesn't)!!!!

amanda leeann said...

whoever left the anon comment way on up thur...i have a tatto. have had one for 5 months. and my parents don't know =]

secret? i used to talk to plants. i worked in the floral department of a grocery store, by myself. i got lonely, don't judge!

also, i think chuck bass is the hottest fictional character to ever exist. the end.

Jami said...

so funny that you thought it was hott. Spencer NEVER swore before he met me. I sorta have a sailors mouth...yes, sad, but true.
Well he has now sworn a couple of times...and it is cute!

Brooklyn said...

I once liked a guy for four years and never did anything about it. Ive probably watched the A&E Pride and Prejudice way too many times its pretty pathetic. And I went through this phase where I only listened to hip hop and I took a hip hop dance class and I thought I was so gansta.

Anonymous said...

I have a new-ish tattoo also like the Anon person up there. It's on the back of my neck. My parents haven't seen it yet- not that I care since I'm actually an adult with kids. My kids like it, but I think my man may be embarrassed by it.

Ryan Hadlock said...

My SIL says, if John Wayne said it, it's fair game. So Sh*t, Da*n, He*l, are all legal. And honestly, there are times when no other words will do.

I have a pretty decent vocabulary and try to exercise it, but I also feel the F-word has it's place, but it is RARE!!!!! And never in front of a lady, and usually under my breath on the soccer pitch or basketball court. Definitely not in standard usage in day-to-day conversation.

Anonymous said...

I am totally taking an online class for my husband. ha ha.
Sometimes when my little boy is asleep I want to take him to bed with us and just SNUGGLE HIM! but he is way too wiggly so I dont.
I totally have no problem farting in front of my hubby. But sometimes I forget when other people are around and I feel ashamed. Should I?

Melly Mel said...

cute!
cute cute cute post.
i love it.
i thought you were going to say you were pregnant!

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