mmkay, so last night I was seriously thinking about the most random thing for the longest time. I am not kidding...i think I internally sussed it out for a good two hours. I mean, I didn't think about it for 2 hours consecutively, but if you added it all up then it would have been a feature film's length, for sure. I figured since I thought about it for so long, it had to be blog worthy...
ok, so do you all remember that riduculously foolish receptionist for the mean editor in "The Devil Wear's Prada"? Well, her name is Emily Blunt, and let me blunt with all of you...
...she is VERY pretty...but she has fake teeth. I am positive of it. They just look far too awkward to be real. No, that is not what I was thinking about for 2 hours last night...moving on:
Emily is probably more well known for the fact that she dated "Sir Michael Buble of Canada" for three years, as opposed to her receptionist gig in that "Devil Wears Prada" crapfest.
Rumor has it, Sir Michael Buble of Canada's mom really wanted him to marry pretty/weird teeth Emily...but Michael probably was weirded out by her denture teeth, so he broke up with her instead. Sad day.
Now, it's 2009 and Emily is dating none other than....{drum roll}
John Krasinski! AKA Jim from the freakin "Office"! {cute flats Emily Teeth Face} Except, they aren't just dating...they are engaged to be married! Maaaarrrried.
so here is my quandary...
I heart me some Michael Buble. I mean...I even took it upon myself to "Sir" him. Whatever that means. But seriously...It's Michael freakin Buble. And then there is John Krasinski. Manna from the comedic heavens. I love me some funny John Krasinski Face. So my question is: is Emily marrying UP or is she marrying DOWN? Let's break it down...
this is michael buble...
he is the balm to my crappy days. he croons me to sleep (not really). he makes my christmas SO much better with his christmas EP. he wears suits like it is no one's bidness....
and he sings freakin songs like this:
& this is John Krasinski...
oh John...you are so awkward. and hilarious. everyone in the whole world loves you as Jim:
especially when you dress up as this guy:
because let's face it...you are the bomb.
So my friends, if you were Emily, would you think you were marrying up? or down?
139 awesomespice comments:
Tough decision! I personally think I'd go for John though. So.. I'm gonna say marrying up. I do love me some Michael Buble though!! :)
Lauren..honey...you spent two hours thinking about this? Puh-lease! Snap decison! She's marrying down! DOWN I say! Come on..Michael vs. Jim. Easy choice! I'd pick Michael because he has a sexy voice and he is so funny and flirty. Jim...just funny.
I love Emily Blunt. You are right, she has fake teeth. My family is in the dental biz and I tell you...FAKE. BUT she is also a pretty cool actress. If you haven't seen Sunshine Cleaners you should do it. She's great.
Never been a huge Michael Buble fan (and I'm from Canada, but you don't just rep for people because they're from your country)although I acknowledge his voice is great. I always thought he was a little too into himself.
But John Kransinski...he's a man I can love. Office ftw. In my opinion, marrying up!
The better husband to come home to, John!
Marrying UP, of course. It doesn't matter how amazing and wonderful any of your past loves are.... the one you chose completes you and no matter the comparison... you always marry UP!!
My husband can carry a tune but the way he makes me laugh... priceless... I most definitely married UP!
Love you
Cheers
I'm 110% positive that she's marrying up. But I'm not a Buble fan...so...sue me. :o)
Man, that is tough! Personally, I'd pick John over Michael.
Oh, and Emily is British... You know she had to have had horrible teeth before making it big. My guess is she has caps, and bad ones at that.
DOWN!!
i love michaeal!! he is a flipping HOTTIE!!! ;)
Funny beats sensitive singer... always.
I really like Michael Buble, but I ♥ John Krasinski. I don't know if it's marrying up, but I think she made a great choice. Who couldn't love John/Jim? He totally rocks.
oh wow. thats an uber tough call. I mean they are both equally great in different ways.
-Sir Buble is amazingly good looking and has the voice of an angel.
-Jim Halpert is a genius and his smirk melts my heart.
srsly. how do you choose?
ps. haha that girls teeth look like little pageant girls when they wear their fake teeth.
Good question and definitely a different kind of question to ponder.
I think it's difficult to say. Personally I think Michael and John are on two similar wave lengths of awesome. I'm just starting to love Michael Buble's music, but so far he's awesome. I love John Krasinski, he's the bomb. I think it would have to depend on what dating them would be like to judge whether she is dating up or dating down.
I think I'm staying neutral. She's neither marrying up or down, even keel.
HANDS DOWN: marrying up. A little piece of me died when I found out John was getting married because now I can no longer dream about our wedding day. Guess I'll have to find a new celebrity to obsess over.
I think she's marrying up. I heart Michael, but I get the feeling the guy has to try way too hard to prove how cool he is. John on the other hand...he just is cool. Good for her.
Can I share my friend's Michael Buble moment: She went to his concert and met him afterwards (this was maybe 2 or 3 years ago), and he asked her to come back to his hotel room with him...but then asked "Wait, are you Mormon?" And of course she was, so she said no. He says "Damn," turns to another girl and asks her the same thing. She says yes. End of story.
Marrying up for sure. I like to listen to Michael Buble, of course, but could never think he was attractive. Someone hilarious and witty is much more attractive than someone who can sing...
Down down baby!
I would definitely say marrying up. But then again, I love me some cute, awkward, dorky guys.
Definitely up. Buble is hot, but Jim is hotter.
ummm Im shooting for down! Buble all the way. I'd rather be seduced with music than comedy any day!
They are both hottness monsters...but I have to say she is marrying down.
Definitely marrying down! --I mean, can John pull off a suit like Sir Buble? Absolutely not. And he definitely can't sing. And do we know for sure that Sir Buble doesn't have just as great of a sense of humor? We do not.
oh God its a tie there both nice in there own way but then again micheal buble is pretty hott and his songs are AMAZING!!!
cant chose
;]
-cris
ok lauren - this is my take - i'm a dental hygienist, and her teeth are definitely not real, my bet is veneers. and as far as marrying up or down, i was totally going to say up, and then you threw in sir michael's christmas music, and i remembered all over again how much i love michael, so she's def marrying down.
That's too hard!! It's like a trick question. I have no answer. :)
Looks wise.... I say marrying down. Sorry John. Personally I am not attracted to either of them, but sometimes when a guy is funny they "seem" more attractive to women. And yah, those chompers are F-A-K-E.
SOOOOOOO marrying up!! John Krasinski is most definitely absolutely out of this world bombdotcomb.
I'm tres jealous of her.
Oh man...this is tough. I LOVE them both....ugh....I'm gonna say...down?
Only because I don't know if John Krasinski can sing and I kind of adore it when guys can sing.
So, down I say....but it was tough.
Up
shut up. Can I really be first. I think she is totally marrying up. Even thought Michael sings like an angel I would rather someone be super funny then serenade me all day.
Yeah her teeth do look fake! I'm thinking veneers, however if you had veneers done (and you had oodles of money) wouldn't you have them made to look, err, awesome? I think Jim totally wins. However, I maybe just like him better. =)
Ok, this is like the quandry to end all quandries...Seriously. First off, Michael Buble is the bomb diggity and I can't imagine anyone choosing ANYONE else over him. The face? The voice? The charm? This is a no brainer.
BUT...(and here's where I hate myself)
John Krasinski is hilarious and brings me much joy every Thursday night. No one else in the world could play Jim as well as he does. And he has a boyish charm to him that makes him appealing.
Bottom line? I have to remain loyal to Michael. I mean, it's MICHAEL.
Sorry Emily.
IM probably retarded I forgot you have comment moderation now. So there are probably 110 people before me. nuts.
oooh this is a toughy. I always go for humor though, cause all else fades! I love me some Krasinski.
UP! I too heart me some Michael Buble, but it's John freakin' Krasinski! As in Jim "adorkable" Halpert!
I kinda was I was in her shoes (and not only because they are super cute... haha -lame, i know) because not only did she get to date Michael Buble, but she's gonna marry John. She's like the real-life-Pam :)
Not really up or down necessarily... I prefer John.. but only because I'm more familiar with him :) Michael does a have a lovely voice :)
It's easy for me: UP!
It's John Krasinski!
AKA Jim from the Office!
The reason I thought about it so long was because I was unsure what my readers would think. Let's keep discussin' my dears...
Up, up, up! Love John Krasinski, even though his name is awkward to say and type.
Up. Up, up, up. Now don't get me wrong, Mike's hawt, and his voice & smile get my heart all a-pumpin, but I've dated him (well, not HIM, but dudes like him). He's a self-proclaimed bad boy who doesn't really want to settle - he likes to "roam." Not so good for the commitment factor. Now, John, on the other hand, is more self-grounded. More likely to cuddle on the couch with you than go out clubbing and checkin' out other ladies. He's the kind you would bring home to mom.
HOWEVER, he does make you laugh, and when Miss Emily laughs, we see her fake teeth lookin' smile. Hmmm, it may be marrying up for her, but that also means more pics of her flashin' the pearly whites.
How about this... they're both great catches so either way she would have been marrying up! So basically she's one lucky girl.
Hmm..that's a tough choice...Micheal Buble is like musical ear candy and the other guy is kinda cute, but I think its a win/win either way..
I was seriously just pondering this question the other day! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has thought about this.
I think she marrying up! I love Buble always have,always will but something about him in interviews rubs me the wrong way...John is always just his charming self <3
Please tell me you saw this clip of him on The View..If I couldn't love him more <3
http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/11/10/john-krasinski-joseph-gordon-levitt-zooey-deschanel/
UP! i love laughing so much more than i do hearing the same guy sing at me the rest of my life!
Oh, marrying up fo sho.
I love Michael Buble's music...but honestly, I've heard he's not always the best guy in person. And I heard these things from a friend of mine who listens almost exclusively to Michael Buble music. In fact, when we were talking about John vs. Michael (because yes we totally did) she admitted that while she loves Michael she wouldn't want to marry him because of some of his unsavory ways, like compensating for his musical side by being kinda a macho jerk sometimes.
John for the win.
And I can't wait to see Emily Blunt in "The Young Victoria". I <3 period pieces,
Jim Halpert is the most amazing ever. His "Dwight day" was the best.
"Question. What kind of bear is best?
then the whole
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." -Amazing.
Totes marrying up!
UP UP UP UP UP!!!!
I'm pretty sure John Krasinski and Jim Halpert are pretty much one in the same, and hello? Office Season 2 Finale?! The proposal on Season 4?! NIAGARA FALLS ON THEIR WEDDING?!? He's hilarious, awkward, gorgeous, and just flat out amazing.
If he showed up at my door and proposed, nevermind the almost two digit age difference (or the lack of knowing each other personally), I would say yes. No questions.
I personally believe she is not marrying up or down. She is marrying who she happens to love! Simple as that! (I only stewed about that for 30 seconds)
marrying UP for sure. I totally agree with Heather (9:14) I love cute, awkward, dorky guys. Plus I just saw him in the movie Away we go...he was so sweet, awkward and wonderful! Guys with a goofy sense of humor get me everytime! :)
I say marrying up! Who knows?? Maybe John can sing too????
Up because she is marrying who she loves.
I think her teeth are probably veneers...
Jim/John for me!
( looking from the outside of it )
I'd marry John. No question.
Singing's nice but at the end of the day, meh. it's not that important.
And John is effin' HOT.
most definitely UP! John K. is adorable and goofy and sooooooo funny! Plus he's charming but seems more sincere than Michael Buble.
she is marrying DOWN in my opinion! :) I am not a JOHN fan...Michael on the other hand...
Marrying UP fo sho! I don't care if every tune you sing sounds like nails on a chalk board, so long as you make me laugh. That's all I'm sayin.'
And you should watch "Sunshine Cleaning." Emily Blunt and Amy Adams both do a wonderful job in the film.
Up for sure. Michael is well. . .awesome but John is even better. See I also hear that Michael buble smokes. Although I don't know if that's true I do know that 99.9% of his songs are remakes. What does this say? absolutely nothing. I'd still go with John.
tough call... I would have to say marrying UP because John reminds me more of my husband. Does that make my vote bias?? Probably, but I love Michael's voice. <3
ps you have to admit. The girl looks better with John than with michael. I mean really. They are perfectly awkward for each other.
a million % UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i heart John!
i'm not a huge office fan so i'm sort of biased here, but if she doesn't want michael buble i would certainly marry him!
Right before i met my husband I was dating a Michael. Not only did he break my heart, but he's also a big jerk, which I realized a while later. And my husband is more of a John Krasinski. Hilarious, nerdy and HOTT. The end. Michael is more eye and ear candy for me. John wins out.
I think she is marrying UP! I love a guy who can sing...but I love a guy who can make me laugh even more...and I bet John aka Jim from the office can make a girl laugh! Plus in my book, awkward/somewhat dorky John reminds me of awkward/somewhat dorky Robert Pattinson and that is just win! :)
I have the hugest crush on Michael Buble, but I still think she's marrying up! John is definitely cuter and I love him.
Okay I never comment. However, Emily broke up with Michael Buble. And she is totally marrying up.
Gah -- I can see why you thought about this so long!! That is a tough choice!! Michael is.... well he's Michael for heavens sakes!! But John is hilarious, and I don't even watch the office.... I still need to think about this to make a good choice....
Emily - I am so happy to know she dumped him! People.com said he did the dumping, but I like the thought of her dumping him better.
I have seen some interviews of Michael, and I am sad to say he is quite arrogant. Sad.
i just found your blog and had to comment on this one.
she is definitely marrying up because she CHOSE john and not michael! know what i mean? i also heard she dumped michael...
also, i have a secret crush on john krasinski. i've been watching the office since season one and anyone else who has knows what i'm talking about. i have also been a buble fan since 2005, so i feel like i know what i'm talking about. i just read an interview with him and he is kinda full of himself.
although, i'm not really a romantic, so i prefer humor and nerdiness over good looks and silky smooth vocals any day.
I say neither. Hopefully she's marrying who she loves and feels more comfortable being around and who treats her like a princess. Either guy could be the hottest thing around, an amazing singer, or the funniest guy on Earth, but if he doesn't know how to treat a woman, forget it.
Up! I am a big John Krasinski fan. His quirky little faces melt my heart. He is sexy. So I definately think she is marrying up!
up! definitely up!
definitely up.
who isnt in love with john?
michael buble... can't even compare.
UP! Hands down! Michael has a great voice, but John has the whole package. I think John is cuter anyway :)
We think it is a step down, Sir Michael is way better! And yes her teeth are for sure not real!
Uh, can i have both??
Tough choice...on one hand you have someone who can sing and on the other someone that can make you laugh all the time. Hmmm....I think I would take the humor. Plus,if John treats Emily anything like he does to Pam in the Office then he has my vote!
definitely marrying up. while i love the buble, and i think he's adorable and fantastic -- that john boy is AMAZING and so sweet and funny in real life. plus, he did what michael wouldn't and married pretty emily tooth face.
I love Michael Buble, but John seems more her style. She isn't as classy as Michael. I would say she is marrying up. You have to have comedy in a relationship and I'm sure John provides!
Gah! I can't decide!
UP it's not even a competition, John is so much better!
Definitely marring up! Funny is waaaay better than great singing. And who knows, maybe John can carry a tune. Double wammy!!!
i think that if she is marrying the man who she can see herself being with and loving forever, she is marrying up, no matter who it is. i think that's always the case for anyone. :)
Definately UPGRADE!! Not only John way cuter, and way taller, if Emily every misses being sung to she can pop in a Michael CD..
It's the best of both worlds.
PS did you see "the Wedding"? If John loves Emily as much as Jim loves Pam, she is a very very VERY lucky girl!
Let's see. Both talented and handsome and look great in a suit. I think it's a lateral move. Nice job, Emily Fake Teeth with Cute Flats Blunt!
well...as cute as michael buble is. I def. think she is going "up" with this one! :)
MICHAEL BUBLE is the greatest! I loves him!
that totally depends on what you want...
do you want someone who makes you swoon when he sings to you in bed?
or
do you want someone who makes you swoon with his dirty jokes in bed?
I think John is betting looking but Michael sure has some freakin charm. Seems pretty equal to me.
I TOTALLY vote UP! John is the cutest man ever, i just want to hug him all the time. I die when he smirks too :)
i loved devil wears prada! aaaaaand mr buble may be able to sing her to sleep every night (sign me up for that...) but im positive he couldnt make her laugh like john can:) up up up!
I can totally see how you thought up this for so long.
Michael and John are my absolute favorite celebrity crushes!
Ultimately, I would have to go with John though. Laughter is just so important.
But maybe, since Emily's British and Michael is Canadian, she's marrying John for a green card? Haha.
Definitely marrying down. Sir Michael is the stuff dreams are made of. Jim is funny and cute, but so is Michael AND he can sing.
This is a tough one! But I would have agree with some of the other girls.... When a man can make you laugh there is nothing better! (Even if the first mans voice is as smooth as butter!) UP!
Up. No contest.
UP!!! i love Jim/John. He is pretty much my favorite!
How is this a discussion? She's obvs marrying up! Jim is way hotter than Michael.
I love Michael's music, but I'd choose funny anyday.
I agree with Lauren Elizabeth :)
but can I say I would love a Jim Halpert?
I love Michael Buble, his music is like butter on my toast. But I am going to have to say Jim, I mean John (sorry, I love the office) is the better choice. So she is definitely marrying up. Go Emily!
I think Emily is marrying down! Like you said, "It's Micahel freakin buble."
Ummm hiiii, thank you for introducing me to MBP! I literally was reading older post, and their comments for an hour last night and was laughing out loud to myself. Good stuff right thurrr!
Xo
Sarah Ann
I have to say up because I love the Buble man but he really is not that good lookin. Jon is good lookin and funny and that is never a bad thing.
Also, Emily's teeth are probably false because she is British and they really do have bad teeth over there. It is weird.
It doesn't matter, "technically", because they're in love and all is grand. Of course, to me, it matters because I was gonna marry John someday.. arg.
I love both of them, but she is SO marrying up! I just love John Krasinski.
Good for Emily! I don't think she has weird teeth at all...
This is a very equal fight but if I had to choose I would say up, just because humor is my #1 ingredient in what I look for in a guy not if they can sing. Sorry, but like I said hard choice to make!
Tough call. I say Michael is definitely better looking, but personality wise, I'm guessing she chose right!!! Besides musicians are complicated...or so I hear! Look at me go, acting like I'm a pro at this and all. I've never dated a musician so guess I can't say that. Anywho...I'd probably chose the fun one over the good looking one. Fun turns into more attraction and people change with age anyway! Besides looks are boring after awhile.
oh and by fun turns into attraction, I didn't mean they can be completely ugly! I'm just saying over time they will become EVEN MORE attractive.
That was Luisana in the video! (remember I told you his gf is Argentine?) I hadn't seen it, tfs!
Emily's definitely marrying down!
But is guess love is all that matters, and if she's happy, then... who are we to judge?
<3
xo,
Ella
Marrying down, I heart Michael Buble!
i'd have to say up! i love a man who is funny...and super cute. :)
Marrying up all the way! How can you not love John, he's amazing!
I love Emily Blunt, I thought she did such a great job in The Devil Wears Prada, which happens to be one of my favorite movies. She is a great actress.
Also the beautiful blonde chick in Michael's latest music video you posted is his new brazilian girlfriend. I don't think Emily is marrying UP or DOWN. I really just think both of them are great.
UP for sure.
also, did you see her in that herve leger dress at the golden globes in like 2007? that is my all time favorite dress from any awards show EVER.
Up, Up, Up!!! I loveee John <3
Also I like Emily Blunt! I saw her on Ellen once and it was a great show!
DUUUDE! UP! Jim Halpert > Bubble Boy.
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaah *brain overload*
I've given this some thought and I think up. Just barely. Barely....
I did not know John Krasinski was engaged. I will now go cry myself to sleep. LOL
That IS a tough question... but I got to say up. John K is right up there with McDreamy and Edward to me. Even though Michael Buble's singing does make me melt...
Up...because John loves her, and you can't do better than someone who really loves you.
UP! lyke duh. i love jim to death.
can you imagine if they were one?? oh my.
I hate to speak ill of your Michael, but...emily broke up with Michael after some not-so nice-nude pics showed up of him with a lady friend...who wasn't emily! For sure a big move up for her...big teeth and all!
Buble!!! Deep down you know it to... you called him a SIR. It's a given!
This is a win/win situation. They are equally as awesome.
I don't watch The Office & I'm from Canada so I'll say she's marring down. Michael Buble makes my Christmas better too!
They only broke up because Michael Buble cheated on her, so she's most definitely marrying UP.
UP! I would take funny over good singing anyday, hands down. Srsly, no question. I say marry office man, then put some good tunes in now and then. Best of both worlds!
uh, hi. michael broke up with her. so as much as i love me some michael "hottie" buble (what we call him around here), i have to say she's marrying UP because you go with what makes you happiest.
but if the question were, who would i rather mack on for an hour, the answer would be MICHAEL. oh ya.
if john asked my to marry him i would most likely say yes :o)
Definitely marrying up. ha ha - Michael Bubble-face is on my list of things everyone loves except for me. :P ha ha!! I DO like his music, but I like Harry Connick, Jr. lots more. :P sorry, Lauren!! GO JIMMY BOY!
STEP UP for sure!
Marrying Up! John is American (better) and more of a regular guy. Music people are difficult!
UP UP UP!!!!
marrying up most definitely
marrying DOWN. For sure. And her teeth definitely look fake, she is a very pretty girl though.
up. all the way. forever.
i understand your dilemma, and my husband and i have discussed Michael Buble several times before- but i gotta say, both of us vote UP on this.
TWO VOTES FOR JOHN!!!!
Since Michael Buble cheated on Emily - and John Krasinski has not - I say it's a DEFINITE move UP.
A man who is faithful is definitely way above one who isn't, no matter how good he looks, acts, sings, etc.
down. michael buble is a god!
marrying up. Except John is engaged to me... he just forgot.
oh, marrying up!!! no question.
oh, marrying up!!! no question.
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