mmkay, so here is the deal...
i promised myself i wouldn't be like everyone else and write a review of "New Moon". Seems so cliche, right? but here i am...writing my feelings. i.can't.help.it. this post will be spoilery, so see the movie first and then join in the convo...because we MUST discuss! srsly...we MUST.
1. i have suuuuuch a girl crush on kristen.
she was magnificent. i have seen many complaints that she was terrible, just because she didn't cry. i thought that was what was so convincing about her role! i have been there...when you hurt so bad, and it encompasses all of your thoughts, you just sorta become catatonic. tears aren't necessary. i thought her interpretation of Bella was so amazing. i.love.her
2. jasper...i know how you feel.
do you see that look on jasper's face? i made that look 500 times yesterday as i battled serious nausea (that i still have now). dude...i get you.
PS...the wig still sickens me.
3. this part slayed me, for some reason...
so classic Bella...accepting a present from Jacob, but not Edward. it was harder watching it on screen than reading it! seeing Edward looking on! Guuuuh.
PS...is it just me, or does Edward look waaaay tall here? mmmkay.
4. us girls had serious jealousy issues over esme...
look at her dress! and her gorgeousness! and jasper's awkwardness.
awesome.
5. while i can appreciate this hottness in the pouring rain...
i am not among the girls that have started changing "teams". hottness? yes. love the tat? yes.
is he 17 in real life? VERY yes.
6. YES! YEEEEESSSS! he ruled.
this dude TOTES knew what he was doing. he.was.perfect.
and hideous. awesome.
"come to me my pretties!"...oh, wrong movie? my bad.
7. oh golly gee wiz...kristen being beautiful again.
she.is.BELLA. love her.
8. was this in the movie?
because i feel cheated that it wasn't.
9. the chemistry between bella/jacob was amazing.
the most perfect BFF friendship with the perfect amount of tension.
*cough*...team edward...*cough*
10. heaven help me...the only 2nd hand embarrassing part in the movie...
do they expect me to believe that 1. Alice would ever pick out a dress for Bella to wear that looks like that? and 2. that Bella would ever come within 20 feet of that dress? and 3. that Edward would be attracted to someone in that dress? mmkay...my work is done.
11. i was just WAITING for them to bust out singing "Masquerade" from Phantom...
12. did anyone else notice that Bella and Carlisle were a little close?
i mean, in this scene they totally were able to feel each other's breath on their faces because they were THAT.CLOSE. I kinda went Team Carlisle at that moment. Maybe THAT'S why Carlisle made Edward go outside...dun dun duuuun! :)
*no i have not read a fanfic where Bella and Carlisle have a secret relationship and run away to Europe together.*
13. did this happen in the movie?
again, i feel cheated. also...Rob totally wears smaller jeans than me.
14. oh em gee...dude.
Rachelle is the perfect Victoria. Guh! I bow to her amazingness and hotness.
15. heaven help me...
i lied...this was the mother of 2nd hand embarrassements. i don't understand the people that said this part was beautiful? they look like dead fish...and Edward is already dead! lauren does not approve. i think i checked my phone during that part. i thought when they had this scene in the trailer that it was just for kicks and giggles...you know...a jokespice. guess not.
16. perfect. scars.
whoever applied emily's scars rules me life. awwwesome.
17. and finally...i am soooo fiercely Team Edward.
i cannot begin to tell you how team edward i am. i don't care if some under-aged guy has ginormous muscles that encompass his entire body...and block his breathing passage. i don't care if movie edward's abs are inferior to movie jacob's. because i am sooooooo team edward. him and his pasty, lanky, awkward self.
guuuh. thud. kapow.
i loved new moon. it was 500 billion times better than twilight. it was embarrassing. it didn't make me want to pretend i wasn't a twi-fan. chris weitz gets us...he knows what we want. he knew how to deliever the beautiful story and make us ache right along with Bella. i.love.him for it.
i will be seeing it again tonight! and i think my friend katie will be too, check out this text i just received from her: "hey girl. just wanted to tell you i'll miss being friends with you...but i am dead now from New Moon. it was so freakin fantastic, it slayed me."
and with that. i can die happy.
go see new moon!
PS..please love the last sentence of the movie. i am still swooning.
edited to add...I just want to say HI! to the many people that approached me last night and introduced yourself. Ya'll rock and are so sweet :)