1. that time i told demi to never trust those eyebrows.
for those that haven't been near a tv, a radio, a computer screen, or a pre-teen in the last 24 hours: joe jonas broke up with my homegirl, demi lovato. i called it from a mile away, ya'll. a freakin mile away. wanna know how i knew he would break up with her? his eyebrows. you can NEVER trust a man with a pair of caterpillars plastered to his forehead. it just reads, "danger". other signs of danger, are shiny suits, and tendencies to wear forever 21 girl pants. but, i will give him the benefit of the doubt and just blame the eyebrows. the big rumor is that he had his DAD call demi and do his dirty work. YES, Papa Jonas broke up with demi, for Joe. while demi debunked this rumor, i think she was just being a class-act. or she was too embarrassed to admit that she actually dated this dude for like...2 seconds. that's how long it lasted, right?

but it's okay. because demi has sterling as a co-star, and according to him, he "is miserably single" and "a relationship guy". demi...look, he is even holding a guitar, looking emo, and DOESN'T have crazy brows, a sparkly suit OR girl pants on. GET ON THAT NOW.
fyi...when i googled "sterling knight" this picture of tom welling was the first to pop up. i was confused.
speaking of tom welling...
2. ten is too many seasons.
did anyone else watch "Smallville" back in the day? i watched every single episode until season 5. apparently they still made the show after season 5? i just figured that if Lana and Clark couldn't be together, then the show should basically just die. but no...they kept making more episodes. and even the directors and producers realized it was a crap-shoot, so guess who directs and produces it...the actors! *facepalm*. please stop. and spend more CW money on Vampire Diaries.
speaking of tv...and lots of seasons...
3. LOST should keep going until i die.
i'd just like to say, that the series finale was perfection. i cried multiple times. it ended without answering a lot of questions, but i liked that. i would have been pissed if they answered EVERYTHING. the great thing about LOST is that a lot of it is left for us to speculate and debate and ponder. that is why it is great tv. it leaves us thinking. also, i'd like to point out, i have been an AVID Jack fan from the very beginning. while others talked smack, i stood by my man...and after the finale, i'm proud to say i am a Jack fan. i will miss watching him on the show...
but most of all...i will miss my favorite character of all time: Desmond Hume.
dude.
on a completely random note:
4. this book is good, even though it sounds lame.
remember when everyone was reading twilight, and you didn't want to tell them what it was about because you were embarrassed for your life and how ridiculous you were for reading a book about vampires and werewolves? that's how i feel about this book. i would tell you it's about faeries, but you would make fun of me...oh wait. yeah, not really embarrassed. read it!
but seriously...let's discuss these current events.
1. should joe shave his eyebrows?
2. should demi date sterling? (just say yes...)
3. did you ever watch smallville and wonder why clark looked 30 when he was "15"?
4. do you love desmond? back off...he's my boyfriend.